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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Stairs posted:

Holy poo poo. Funny aside, these are loving amazing g. It's incredible seeing Malkovitch's range and the photographers ability.

Ah yes, the incredible acting range of a good photographer, props, and makeup

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


See, cats can shart too!

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Requesting a photoshop phriday, so we can see what Kanye looks like with hair

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

He always looks either incredibly confused or just flat out pissed in pretty much every picture I have seen of him.

I'd look the same way probably, if I woke up one day and discovered I was a millionaire for no reason :haw:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Drake looks like the type of guy to ask you how your day was, and massage your shoulders

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Wait wait hold on

Drake used to be in a wheelchair?

Was it the power of music that fixed his wonky legs?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Dr_Amazing posted:

Drake was on a popular Canadian teen show called Degrassi the next Generation. (A reboot of the popular Degraasi High) It was a show about teenagers facing various real world problems. Drake played Jimmy the popular basketball star. Eventually he gets shot in the spine during a school shooting and has to give up basketball. I think ironically he ends up getting really into music instead.

So the black guy on the show is really into basketball, and gets shot?

:eyepop:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

syscall girl posted:

Living the dream.



Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Nah, you see it all over the place. You go buy one piece of posterboard and try really hard not to gently caress it up, and breathe a sigh of relief when you get "YARD" done, because now you can relax a bit and just put four more letters below the ones you already made, "S"..."A"..."HONEY I SAID I'D DO IT IN A MINUTE GODDAMNIT DON'T MAKE ME gently caress UP THIS SIGN, oh loving hell. Well, I only bought one piece of posterboard and I'll be goddamned if I'm driving across town for another one, so let's just hang this fucker up."

YARD
SARD

Wtf google...



yard sard yale sale?

yard sale bloodbath??

I glazed over reddit and tumblr, some day I'll accept that we can't burn those things to the ground

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

^^ Spoiler tag that, asshat

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Now someone make one of these, except with Kanye West heads everywhere

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


So majestic

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Nov 14, 2012

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

If it's in Massachusetts, it's "Woostah" with the vowel like in book.

"Spicy Soy sauce"

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

The Nards Pan posted:

Holy poo poo, that guy is great!






I'm so confused...

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Sex Hobbit posted:

It's a mirror with prefab grooves for rails of coke.

Yeah no I got that part, but thought I missed something about how the credit card was clearly legible

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Trip Daddy X posted:

That dog knows whats up. Also, bonus Vladimir Putin on the stopwatch

"So what do you do for work?"

"I uhhh, am a ref and scorekeeper for dog shows...."

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Disco Pope posted:



mod edit: use timg tags next time

:bape:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

huh posted:

When I worked at a fuel station a taxi driver of about that size would regularly come in.

He'd pull up, pop the boot, struggle out of the driver seat, sit in the open boot to HAVE A REST BECAUSE HE WAS WORN OUT before then waddling over to use the bowser.

When coming in to pay he'd lean on the counter and just flick his card to me because he was struggling to simply breathe and stand at the same time let alone use the eftpos pad.

Those all seem like words but they're strange and mysterious to me

Boots go on your feet

Bowser is in a video game

eftpos sound's like a sexual position

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Wil.i.am has the worst taste in everything it seems



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Nov 14, 2012

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

syscall girl posted:

I dunno, if I had the option to drive a batman villain car I probably would.

I mean sure why not it's only $900k :wtc:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

The pixelation ala 1991 tell me it's photoshopped, at least a bit right?

The ties the two huge dudes are wearing are as big as the small white guy

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

I knew the one guy was Yao but still, it looks so wrong

They must have to buy custom made ties and everything. crazy

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

bobjr posted:

Reminds me of this, except the tiger doesn't even pay attention to him.


Chill bro, big kitty just wants to make sure he's in the shot!

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Bored posted:

It got revenge later.



No little buddy don't force it, you'll cause a hernia :ohdear:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

It is bad I still really want to stroke his whiskers.

Yes I said his :



:captainpop:

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

mng posted:


But just in case, a classic Sochi case:


What Olympic sport did she compete in, cake eating?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


Most of the things in that picture I can at least grasp the general concept for the sweaty fat neckbearded type.

But the fingerless gloves I can never understand.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Who pays $14 for a bacon egg burger?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


That's a baller rear end tub

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

amityville anus posted:

Stevia is something you don't want to eat unless you're stupid. Its way too sweet so its used at 1/100 quantities to replace sugar

Plus this can happen

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

hooah posted:

What am I looking for here?

^ Beat'n

Unless you watched Breaking Bad I guess it wouldn't be obvious, the joke is she always asked for Stevia, and it was eventually used to poison her with Ricin

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Hockles posted:

I knew I had heard of Stevia from somewhere before...

It's funny because I never did before the show

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


You just posted that in at least 2 threads, congratulations it isn't funny in either

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


That's gotta be the weirdest speed-dating event ever

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


A truly gifted and talented actor

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

The MSJ posted:

That wolf was dating her at the time, because he 'imprinted' on her. Of course, he actually imprinted on an egg in her ovary which later became her daughter so he then becomes betrothed to the baby. Don't worry about it being creepy though, because she ages quickly and will become an adult when she is 7 oh wait it's still pretty creepy.

Anyway, that baby was CGI in the movie.

They did use a pratical effects prop baby at first, but it looked like this:

Don't worry Rosalie, you are in the good company of another viscious killer.



Aww as soon as I saw the first 2 stills, I was going to post Bradley Cooper making a fake babby's hand wiggle

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

The MSJ posted:

Haha, where is that from?

Look, now it's not just movies.


:ohdear: Bruces anguish! ..... as he goes to get starbucks the next day

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Zzulu posted:

why does he have...ribplates

making the best of a bad situation I guess

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