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Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Hmmm, It's hard to tell from the background, but normally I'd have thought that it's a joke, and he's actually bending over facing the ground, gravity pulling his jowly cheek flesh forward to create that appearance.

I'm not sure that's the case though...

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

The Maestro posted:

You really do post just to post don't you

What the gently caress have you got lodged in your colon today? It was a pretty valid observation.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
Talking of UKIP - you guys do realise that their opponents are now dialing back the "UKIP are racists" stuff, because someone figured out that highlighting UKIP's racism was actually just earning UKIP more and more votes?

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Cleretic posted:

Really? I man, I'm not surprised, but that's really depressing.

Welcome to Middle England.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Anus Tart sounds like something you'd find in a traditional British cookbook.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

mfcrocker posted:

You really don't want that. If Charles pops it first it'll go to Prince Andrew, and then the first in succession will be this:




But if Princess Beatrice uhh..."has an accident", then Princess Eugenie gets to be Queen, right?

Right...? :ohdear:

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

mng posted:

That dolphin is loving RIPPED.

Dolphin Lundgren

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Ewan posted:

Back to content:



She actually waited there until it turned green. link

the_midlands.jpg

I was unfortunate enough to have to live around that degenerate area of Britain (that's neither "The North" or "The South") for several years, due to work commitments, and pretty much everyone who lives there is like something out of The League of Gentlemen.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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Fauxtool posted:

AKB48 a japanese pop group with rotating members. As they get old or if they have a scandal, they are "graduated" and replaced by new members decided by fan votes. There are several feeder girl groups underneath them to select from.

For gently caress's sake.

Fauxtool posted:

“Before the handshaking, they go to the toilets and onanise there, and attend the event with it on their hands. When one of the members goes to shake their hands, thinking them an ordinary fan, they get a sudden sticky sensation. Some members responded with a shocked ‘What the hell is this!?’”

Jesus loving christ Japan, sort your poo poo out you prat!

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Rapman the Cook posted:

Yeah, lots of people get it, its from the David Mitchell show.



Are those red patches on the ground the pools of blood that poured out from their ripped-off arses? Because that's pretty dark for a children's book. :wtc:

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Z'Dar got off lightly.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Goddamn.

Next logical step would be just the man and an even bigger pile of cash. Would be accurate in my case too (apart from the cash bit) :smith:

Perhaps I should make it just the man, a computer, and a stiff-looking towel.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Saw this on the rock's twitter feed. I have no idea what's going on with that dude's face. I dunno if it's makeup, or an unfortunate burn, or some weird flash effect, but god drat.



Oh my god. How can you not see that he's just raising an eyebrow, you enormous :goonsay:?

HOW IS HUMANS FACE WORK?

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

IamnotJoe posted:

Also MURICA.


SomeJazzyRat posted:

In all honesty, if I just so happened to end up with kids, I'd wanna be this dad.

"Hello, Police? Yes there's a man with what looks like a machine gun walking up our street, and he seems to have two small children as hostages or possibly human shields."



Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Memento posted:

How the gently caress does someone know what the Moho is and not get that top question correct?

Why do you think 4. wasn't just a random guess?

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
Remember that all faces look alike to an autismal goony sperglord, so stop being mean to people guys.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Goatse Guy: The Origin Story.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

omg that is so random! lol!

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

quote:

hil-arious rayman stuff

"Heh...well, I guess you...err...had to be there...heh."

:goonsay:




*blank stares from normal people*

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Shnag posted:

Everything he said was pretty straight forward, nothing he said was hardcore fan knowledge. He just explained in a away I used to write essays to get the word count up.

Ok I'll just say that my feelings for this whole topic can be summed with with a huge "no1curr" image macro, and leave it there.

However

Existential Lion is awesome.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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Pretty sure I could describe that person's gender with my fist.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

I thought those dirty buggers had pinched off a batch of dog eggs in that bed until I looked closer.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Wow, House can do a really good British accent! :haw:

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Something about the shadows around her legs sets off my "this is a shoop" radar...

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Met posted:


Harrison Ford

Harrison Ford's like Sean Connery in that his looks peaked at about 40.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

goodbyebluesky posted:

A friend on facebook posted this.


Fat fuckers clomping around with shoes on wooden floors is bad, but it was the constant SCRRRAAAAPPPPPEEEE of someone who kept sliding a heavy wooden chair back on a wooden floor when I'm trying to go to loving sleep that filled me with murderous rage.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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Knormal posted:

Let me improve it a little.



I live in the UK and you've made it pretty mundane now.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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Kheldarn posted:

Someone took a pic of their dog as it sneezed.



That sure is a funny picture and not the stuff of nightmares or anything.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

This is a thing from one of those cheapo British "lifestyle" magazines that you see classing-up the impulse-buy shelves at supermarket aisles.

Someone collected a whole bunch of these to highlight the quite frankly astonishing fixation that magazine had with using tampons and pantyliners to solve random day-to-day problems.

Need to entertain at a children's party at short notice? Make hand puppets out of pantyliners! Always losing your carkeys? Read on for a clever tampon-based solution! Can't find the TV remote? YOUR PERIOD WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.

etc.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Part of Everything posted:

You weren't alive in the 80's were you? It was a choice between these clothes or wool power suits with shoulder pads big enough for a linebacker.

False. You were also allowed to wear padded vests in primary colours, with black fingerless leather gloves.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

No Happycat, no sale.

Unless Happycat is obscured at the top left? Could be?

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Dick Trauma posted:

That apostrophe is making me unhappy.

It's rare that you see a slip-up like that on one of Eric Dowdle's oeuvre.

Snap it up before they re-print the box; it'll fetch a fortune in a decade or so.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

My impression from his website is that Eric Dowdle is like the Thomas Kinkade of puzzles.

I'm a fan. His art style reminds me of PC games from the 90s.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Hra Mormo posted:

The suspect appears to be the nerevarine.

Admiral Bosch posted:

It...it's you! The Arena Grand Champion!

Hahaha, I was gonna say this screams Bethesda art, but you guys beat me to it.

Good times.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

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Paladinus posted:

Cat... is big.

Woman small.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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:catstare: :catstare: :catstare: :catstare:

"PLEASE MISTER DOGGIE PLEASE PLAY IN OUR TREEHOUSE ITS NICE AND FUN AND YOU'LL LIKE IT IN THERE AND ITS NOT NASTY AT ALL PLEASE PLEASE MISTER DOGGIE COME AND PLAY WITH US WE HAVE SUCH FUN GAMES FOR YOU IN OUR TRREEEEEEEHOOUUUUSSSSEEEEEE"

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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veedubfreak posted:

You ever had a cat decide that it wants to lay ON you? Hell my 15 pound shithead just loves to lay right on my chest. Can you imagine a 100+ pound cheetah deciding it's bed time and jumping up on your face.

Cheetahs? Pfffftttt...

http://youtu.be/Znpnf9D2VIk

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

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mrkillboy posted:

"Okay, so this year how about we do Grimm's fairy tales, but its like The Avengers!"
"That sounds radical, what should we call it?"



I don't even need to look it up to know that's an Asylum film.

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