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Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

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Random Stranger posted:

I know some people who worked at Star City back in the 1960's and they claimed that the lost cosmonaut stories just aren't true. According to them it was a small community and no one knew anything about any deaths. Since they immigrated to the US decades ago I think it's safe to say that they weren't worried about being killed for saying otherwise.

Besides, the real incident was much more horrible. Basically the first Soyuz flight was an absolute disaster. Nearly everything went wrong after it launched with faulty equipment in order to satisfy some political needs. Just about everything went wrong, cumulating in a mission abort. Then it was discovered that extremely shoddy workmanship had led to the the parachutes becoming tangled. (They were hammered into a smaller container to make them fit) and the ship hit the ground at nearly 140km/h (90mph) killing the pilot, Vladimir Komarov on impact. Some of the unnerving details are denied, but apparently evidence exists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_1


Some unsavory details have floated around as well, as well as some unsettling photographs :nms:

http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2011/05/02/134597833/cosmonaut-crashed-into-earth-crying-in-rage

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Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

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mr. mephistopheles posted:

Honestly those monkey studies, aside from being ethically horrific , gave a lot of insight into animal intelligence and social behavior. There's probably ways we could have learned that in a less morally depraved way, but it wasn't a completely worthless study where he just tortured animals for fun and we learned nothing.

Apparently it put an end to the "hands off" approach to dealing with children that was popular at the time, and the theory that the child/mother dynamic was one purely of needs being fulfilled (food). Of course, after that when his wife died, he started getting into the nasty isolation stuff.

Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

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Sebastian Vettel posted:

I find this really spooky. What if you're eating a watermelon but it's really a vampire?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_pumpkins_and_watermelons

I love the detail that they chase victims but aren't very good at it.

Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

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RevSyd posted:

Here's the definitive book on that scenario: Motel of the Mysteries, which is about a famous archaeological discovery in the year 4022.











The authors point is that while archaeologists are truly dedicated to their work, once history gets remote enough their guesses are just that. The book is really funny because all of their guesses are wrong... its "present day" seems equivalent to about the nineteenth century, and the grand burial plaza they uncover is just a 20th century motel. It never occurs to the archaeologists that the civilization they've uncovered might have been more technologically advanced than their own.



How these ceremonial accoutrements may have been worn (note the outhouse in the background). When they uncover the parking lot for instance, they confidently assume that the rusted metal coffins they find were designed to transport souls to the afterlife, since they are all labeled with the names of powerful ancient gods and totems (Saturn, Thunderbird, Eagle, Ford etc.)


Then there are the misfortunes that befall some of the excavators... the dreaded and mysterious Curse of Toot n' Come In.

I remember this was on the shelf of my 7th grade english class. I also remember Barlowe's Guide to Extraterrestrials showed up during our science fiction unit. That was a cool class, though I didn't really notice it at the time.

Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

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Wildeyes posted:

That article is pure shameless disaster porn, but damned if I wasn't glued to it.

Stuff like this makes me want to work out more, so I can pretend I would have been one of the ones to climb the railings and drag myself up to the promenade deck.

Another comforting thing: survival situations beget assholes.

This sent me into a really :smith: hour last night as I searched for info on the sources for all this. There are some reenactments that are rather harrowing. You do have to sift through endless conspiracy websites to find legit info though.

Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Please tell me murder cop is still on the force.

Surprisingly he isn't! Truly, it was a different time.

Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

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Syd Midnight posted:

CVRs always have the added drama of a machine with so many safety warnings that it experiences Artificial Terror in its final moments, panicking and losing its poo poo right along with its crew.

Always this, thats a really good way to put it. In many ways, after a few Mayday episodes, you start to feel like the crew is trying to hold things together while the airplane loudly freaks out about what is happening around it.

Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

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To be entirely fair, by the end of the program, they had enough data to say for certain it would have been successful. Additionally, worries about hypersonic retropropulsion turned out to have been somewhat overblown (thanks SpaceX). Still, the act of flipping a Space Shuttle around and killing posigrade velocity in the upper atmosphere is some seriously touchy stuff. If anything, it shows how drat unsafe the shuttle was, especially prior to Challenger. Sometimes when people complain about NASA being too "safety oriented" they forget that "not safety oriented" meant strapping 7 astronauts into a giant spaceplane with literally no provision for anything besides a happy runway landing, no parachutes and no pressure suit because it was too drat expensive to design the thing with the capability of safe escape.

Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

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Kanine posted:

isnt there an SA thread from 9/11.

i remember looking at that and seeing some really prescient posts, there was one along the lines of "well american goons say goodbye to your freedoms" and other people already predicting it was going to be the start of a war

Found the archived snapshots of the forums from 9/11:
http://www.truegamer.net/SA_911/911%20SATHREAD/

Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

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Groovelord Neato posted:

They didn't need to go into the gory details but go into the fact they survived the initial disintegration is important. The fact there was no "out" for the astronauts in the case of such a failure where the crew cabin survived a disintegration is pretty important. poo poo the documentary went into the gory details of the state of the bodies when they found the crew cabin.

Also weird to think "yeah it's ok for people to be ignorant of what actually happened even after watching our series"



To be fair, there wasn't any "burned alive" (Pick) since there was no fireball. It doesn't make it any better but it make it a degree less horrific than all that happened + burning alive. Its insane that even the minimal change of having parachutes+pressure suits on the crew might've allowed maybe one or two of them to escape a tumbling cockpit since it wasn't rotating very quickly.

You might be able to make an argument for that for Columbia's breakup, but the actual deaths in that case was due to extreme G forces as the vehicle broke up and all of them were killed pretty fast by the unrestrained head movement breaking the neck during the first ten seconds of breakup. Still an eternity, but at least they were gone in that case before the pressure vessel was breached.

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Okan170
Nov 14, 2007

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TorpedoFish posted:


While I don't understand a lot of the technical stuff I find the report fascinating because many of the recommendations are "I guess we should find a better way to protect people from this inherently un-survivable event." We don't have seat restraints designed to protect people from what happened to Columbia because even after Columbia we don't have much useful data about what exactly that requires, and even what we do know has huge technical and practical limitations.


In a “fun” aside, that conclusion helped shape the consensus that the Space Shuttle needed to be either fully-recertified and redesigned for safe operations or retired outright. Which led to the conclusion that the program should be ended since it was not possible to make it safe.

Thankfully those failure modes don’t really crop up as much with non-space plane designs, though SpaceX’s starship is going to return to the tile TPS/no Abort System combo in a different configuration. That also must endure landing on several other planets, long thermal soak in deep space, and back to Earth as well as repeated (airliner frequency) launches. So maybe it’s not a dead possibility after all.

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