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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh right, I forgot Bocanegra is in PurgatoryChivas.

edit: Well at least this ref is consistent.

edit 2: TA chanting "Sounders reject" at Rosales, apparently unaware Zakuani is on their team.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 03:51 on May 29, 2014

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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

This avatar is paid for by "Avatars for improving Lowtax's spine by any means that doesn't result in him becoming brain dead by putting his brain into a cyborg body and/or putting him in a exosuit due to fears of the suit being hacked and crushing him during a cyberpunk future timeline" Foundation
All tackles, all yellows. By the 2nd half there will be 3 players left on each team and the game will finish on an indoor futsal court.

e, are all futsal courts indoors?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wonder which player will break in this game first: Rosales or Ricketts

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

whypick1 posted:

Wonder which player will break in this game first: Rosales or Ricketts

Ricketts just needs a breather from time to time, he's fine.

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

ShutteredIn posted:

Ricketts just needs a breather from time to time, he's fine.

Mau just has very short hammies, it's not his fault!

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


This broadcast features 2 too many guys not named Robbie Earle who talk too much.

One of y'alls managers will give us some magic beans for Khalif right?

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
FINALLY, GOOD LORD.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Alright, let's see how Portland fucks this up in the next 25'

edit: Goddamn you Chivas

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 05:07 on May 29, 2014

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
Adi Adi Adi oi oi oi

Official attendance is 3702 lol

ShutteredIn fucked around with this message at 05:14 on May 29, 2014

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Chivas cannot be allowed to exist under these circumstances

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

ShutteredIn posted:

Official attendance is 3702 lol

OK, and how many Chivas fans showed up?

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
I really wonder if there are even 1000 people there. Lowest attended MLS game in 2013 was also Portland at Chivas at 5000 something.

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

whypick1 posted:

Alright, let's see how Portland fucks this up in the next 25'

edit: Goddamn you Chivas

Best part was McKenzie coming in and 1 minute later knocking one off their own post.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Today's matchups for the final May gameday:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I can't wait to see how Salazar fucks up this match how much I wish Kenny Cooper was in the starting XI over Chad Barrett an uneventful 0-0 draw.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Hmm, all other leagues are done for the season. Prime World Cup leadup weeks. Let's only show games on subscription based Internet service!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yay, Salazar didn't gently caress up a call! :woop: :woop:

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
good

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
PAPPA!

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
I loving love Marco Pappa.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



bad bad bad

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
lol Barrett

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Running a train on RSL here

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
Yo, Chad Barrett keeps scoring goals, and it's awesome.

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
Rename them Lol Salt Lake

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



DR AIDS posted:

Yo, Chad Barrett keeps scoring goals, and it's awesome.

Chad Barrett is good and it's good I'm on record as his defender.

Toronto 1-1 Columbus 20' in, Defoe sells a nice little dive for a PK.

insider
Feb 22, 2007

A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.
What a blatant loving dive from defoe.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

DR AIDS posted:

Yo, Chad Barrett keeps scoring goals, and it's awesome.

it's not awesome because it makes the league look even worse

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I don't know if we have any RSL goons here anymore, but is Maund just having a bad day or is he just poo poo? Concedes the PK for goal 1, concedes the FK for goal 2, gives the ball away that sets up goal 3 (and he deflected it into the goal for good measure, but it was going in anyway).

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

420DD Butts posted:

it's not awesome because it makes the league look even worse

Agreed. His continued employment in this league shows exactly where MLS is in terms of player quality. It's also a clear indication that cap increases need to happen and in a big way. Our second and third strings still need a lot of work.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



Someone put a couple toddlers in our midfield and accordingly I am not confident at a result here.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Sounders own

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo::laffo:

Goddammit Ozzie, BURY THAT poo poo

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 22:59 on May 31, 2014

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
What a beating that was.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



no way

no fuckin way

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



we get a trophy for this

insider
Feb 22, 2007

A secret room... always my favourite room in a house.
Crew... god damnit :suicide:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

insider posted:

What a blatant loving dive from defoe.

He's my fantasy captain, I'll never complain about him ever.

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

420DD Butts posted:

it's not awesome because it makes the league look even worse

For those of us who aren't supporters of the league, it's pretty funny just for the comedy of it.

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JayMax
Jun 14, 2007

Hard-nosed gentleman
Best 20 minutes Montréal have played this season.

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