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Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
A stealth game where you're Bigfoot hiding from cryptozoologists.

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Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
A mythological fighting game that plays like clayfighter.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
a real successor to system shock where the game takes place on a converted-planetoid worldship you can circumnavigate

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
A game where you're an octopus that fights and everytime you die you lose an arm making the game harder

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
An adventure game starring tupac and biggie joining forces to solve a mystery

E: The mystery is whos got the juice now

barkbell
Apr 14, 2006

woof
pokemon mmo also make civ 6 like civ 4 but with hex

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.
Primal Rage but all the fighters are members of the Nutty Professor family. The only attack is farting.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Military FPS/Grand Strategy hybrid

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

a game that makes me a lot of money and makes everybody think I'm cool

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

No Such Thing posted:

a game that makes me a lot of money and makes everybody think I'm cool

Nice username/post combo

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
wash my dick

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Cooking Mama, but for meth.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Cooking Mama, but for meth.

I'M SORRY, BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SUGGEST BAD GAME IDEAS.

Way of the Samurai, except you're a pacifist monk with vows of poverty and silence.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Clive Barker's Undying, but with roguelike elements.

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
Super jail but you're a new inmate and you have to become the leader of the inmates, the big tough guy and break everybody out.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Action Tortoise posted:

A stealth game where you're Bigfoot hiding from cryptozoologists.

i kinda like this idea wheres the kickstarter

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
A fighting game where you have all races and cultures to pick from. Up to 4 players.

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.
E.V.O. 2, the game that ea pretended spore was going to be

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
the ebony blade in skyrim kicks rear end. the dark brotherhood quest is pretty evil but it's tame compared to what you do with the ebony blade because instead of being able to disown moral culpability because you're just doing what the contract wants, you have to go and strike up friendships with people, go to the effort of doing favours for them to make them like you and trust you, and then betray and murder them, purely for your own benefit and to make an obviously evil demon happy. and you have to do all the friend making and choosing who to murder yourself. it's so simple and beautiful

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006

FactsAreUseless posted:

Clive Barker's Undying, but with roguelike elements.

it's sad that undying never went anywhere because the world was really cool and the game wasn't even that bad (until you got the scythe of the celt, that hosed it up)

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Jak 2 meets Bejeweled.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

solve a caper on a train

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011

No Such Thing posted:

solve a caper on a train

The last express is pretty good

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

No Such Thing posted:

solve a caper on a train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1z0pLeAyoQ

less a caper and more a thriller

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

A hidden-object game for moms, but about the Kennedy assassination.

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
they should make a game where you have to tallk a girl in to cooking you a steak. then you get to eat the steak, in-game.

on the last level you have to talk a vegan girl into cooking you a steak

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty
A game where you wake up without amnesia and remember who your parents are.

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty
It's a horrible night to have a curse! The sun goes down and you have no social life.

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty
Cooking Mama, except your friends all have major dietary restrictions and you wind up cooking full meals for no one.

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty
A rhythm game where you follow your heartbeat as it stops.

Edit: Uses the Rez Trance Vibrator over a network so people can feel you die.

Potato Jones fucked around with this message at 14:36 on May 12, 2014

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

Potato Jones posted:

Cooking Mama, except your friends all have major dietary restrictions and you wind up cooking full meals for no one.

You work at a food services center which caters to people with specific allergies and you have only a limited amount of time per day to get as many orders done as possible. You have to check their medical history and list of allergies and cross-reference it to the list of recipes and possible entrees for the day.

So like Papers, Please but with food.

Potato Jones
Apr 9, 2007

Clever Betty

Action Tortoise posted:

So like Papers, Please but with food.
Papers, Please, but at a Subway and you call your manager when someone tries to stifle your sandwichart.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Spelunky, but also Mega Man.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

quake with the control scheme of qwop

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

a mmorpg for gamers by gamers

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

a game where you are a gay in Russia and you have to gently caress many men without going to jail

Mikedawson
Jun 21, 2013

meme game for mobile phones

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
a sequel to that game I liked when I was 12

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
A game where you're going on a crime spree. How many can you get away with before you get caught?

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Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
A fighting game starring all the major pornstars even the ones that aren't doing it anymore.

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