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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

My god, he's got the self-righteous libertarian lunkhead look down even better than Fillion.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
He should do Gaston next time.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

All he needs to do for that is to remove his suspenders and comb his hair into a pompadour.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

LoonShia posted:

All he needs to do for that is to remove his suspenders and comb his hair into a pompadour.

Seriously, I just assumed that that was Gaston on first glance, but then I've never played Uncharted/owned a PS3.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

King Vidiot posted:

Seriously, I just assumed that that was Gaston on first glance, but then I've never played Uncharted/owned a PS3.

That's Mal from Firefly, hence the Fillion comment.

(Trap sprung?)

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

DoctorWhat posted:

He should do Gaston next time.

Hes not roughly the size of a barge.
I dont think he can eat five dozen more eggs.
He probably isnt even good at expectorating.
0/100.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Marceline.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

...is it just the light versus shadow playing tricks or are her boobs seriously misaligned? :stonklol:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Costume 3/10
Face and build 8/10

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

DeusExMachinima posted:

...is it just the light versus shadow playing tricks or are her boobs seriously misaligned? :stonklol:

Maybe she fell and got them all out of whack?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Maybe she fell and got them all out of whack?

Friends call her Biggie Smalls...

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



mind the walrus posted:

My god, he's got the self-righteous libertarian lunkhead look down even better than Fillion.

I thought that was Baldwin, not Fillion. If Fillion is a Libertarian in the vein of Baldwin, I'm going to be sad.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Vanderdeath posted:

I thought that was Baldwin, not Fillion. If Fillion is a Libertarian in the vein of Baldwin, I'm going to be sad.

No, the character of Malcolm Reynolds is a self-righteous liberatrian lunkhead, he's just such an idealized form of those traits that it can be hard to see until you sit and think about it for a minute.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Are these vampire boobs symmetrical enough?

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

I can't tell from that angle.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




DeusExMachinima posted:

...is it just the light versus shadow playing tricks or are her boobs seriously misaligned? :stonklol:

Throwing a 'why's she green like the wicked witch of the west' out there.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
let's stop thinking so hard about cosplayer boobs please

or if we have to go down this road, somebody find a picture of a dude with visible bulge so we can speculate on the curvature of his dick

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tollymain posted:

let's stop thinking so hard about cosplayer boobs please

No.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Tollymain posted:

let's stop thinking so hard about cosplayer boobs please

or if we have to go down this road, somebody find a picture of a dude with visible bulge so we can speculate on the curvature of his dick



KillerEggplant
Apr 2, 2011

This post was totally unnecessary. Please disregard.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

It's an okay dick, but I've seen better. In my pants. And I'm talking about my own dick, to be clear.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

DeusExMachinima posted:

...is it just the light versus shadow playing tricks or are her boobs seriously misaligned? :stonklol:

Goons ITT do not understand that breasts are connected to a system of bones and muscles capable of achieving a variety of poses.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Ignite Memories posted:

Goons ITT do not understand that breasts are connected to a system of bones and muscles capable of achieving a variety of poses.

Cosplay boobs are actually pretty complicated

http://pomp-berry.deviantart.com/art/Cosplay-Cleavage-Tutorial-363874640


Edit:

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 14:09 on Mar 28, 2015

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Well then. That answers some questions.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Bettin' that's one halfing who's going through a growth spurt.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Hur, hur, hur.

Spurt.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Of course he did it right next to the sign that says "don't touch the actors."

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

So they actually are like bags of sand after all.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





DeusExMachinima posted:

...is it just the light versus shadow playing tricks or are her boobs seriously misaligned? :stonklol:

Flashback to Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

muscles like this? posted:

Of course he did it right next to the sign that says "don't touch the actors."

It's okay, he's got sanitiser.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011


I'm seeing a bigger similarity to Brendan Fraser from The Mummy.

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

muscles like this? posted:

Of course he did it right next to the sign that says "don't touch the actors."

Just because you can't touch the actors doesn't mean the actors can't touch you :v:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

elijah wood Would

Boomerjinks
Jan 31, 2007

DINO DAMAGE

VendaGoat posted:

elijah wood Would

Elijah would wood?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Scyantific posted:

I'm seeing a bigger similarity to Brendan Fraser from The Mummy.

They're kind of the same guy, to be honest.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Boomerjinks posted:

Elijah would wood?

How much wood would Elijah Wood chuck if Elijah Wood could chuck wood?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The result can be surprisingly realistic.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Say Nothing posted:

The result can be surprisingly realistic.



Well, it probably looks less realistic in motion versus a still image.

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

muscles like this? posted:

Well, it probably looks less realistic in motion versus a still image.

Further emulating the anime.

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