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captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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OK now someone post the GIF please.

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captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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For some reason, PROME QUEEN made me laugh the hardest. It's such a great fake word. Also, "That witch doesn't hurt me (she makes me stronger)!" is pretty awesome.

And "Sweet Pee" may not be a misspelling.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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1redflag posted:

Little known fact, but a surprisingly large number of people are born without buttholes. The doctors have to cut you one right after you are born.

They actually let me do that for a couple of my kids after I cut the umbilical cord. You usually have to ask beforehand, though.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Humbug Scoolbus posted:

You slip a spoon underneath.

This is not what I expected to read.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Time works the same way.

#phuckANYBODYthoughts

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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I wonder if I can get something like Google Now to direct me to the nearest tattoo parlor when I say "Holy poo poo, a bear!"

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Well if you were 6-foot-4 and full of muscles, you might be able to pull it off.

Something tells me that most serious Squirtle fans—I just typed that out loud—aren't.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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The latter is MORE legit.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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So it's like a Rorschach test.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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I like my babyfurs well-muscled and attractive.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Life is though.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Whispering Machines posted:

Weird request: I remember once seeing a tattoo of a hot dog emerging from the skin, like it had cut its way out or something. I thought it was hilarious but forgot to save the image :( Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Somebody needs to explain you "the birds and the bees," man.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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I may end up getting a tattoo from a guy who calls himself "Beatdown."

His work actually looks really good, but he sounds like a dude that works with a homemade tat gun for meth.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Ok Fella posted:

Holy poo poo those comments.

There's something about People who capitalize random Words in their long diatribes that makes me think they're a bit off.

Maybe they're German?

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

e: Who here likes 90s boy bands!



If there were a tasteful way to get Boyz 4 Now and Sev'ral Timez tattoos, I might.

e: but there isn't and realistically I wouldn't

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captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

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Kwyndig posted:

You basically just have to buy an autoclave and tell the state you're going to do tattoos.

Just yell it into the ground like Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy.

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