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Postal Parcel posted:I really know which one you're talking about. It's like, the original had all these "old" band with facts about how music artists used to be good samaritans but now all these singers(more like autotuned drones am I right M'lady Am I the only one bothered by that computer not being a modem, and not even being remotely close to the right time period?
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bean_shadow posted:
https://www.change.org/petitions/the-facebook-declaration-of-independence is just cute. They demand changes to a private business, with the very severe threats of "we wont click your links and maybe we'll just go somewhere else". Why would you believe that Zuckerberg cared? Also the comments are gold: quote:I especially hate the pay-to-share policy. That's simply robbery. You restrict our reach, then charge us to get beyond that barrier? What crap! "You allow me into the lobby of your hotel, but if I want to go the rooms I have to pay for them? Robbery!" BonHair has a new favorite as of 14:05 on May 8, 2014 |
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But did you see the north american winter? That's a polar ice cap right there, and it expanded like crazy!
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"I'm doing something horrible, but I am also doing this other horrible thing, so it's okay." gently caress this gay earth.
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Mr E posted:Just saw an Onion article (the one about the McD janitor rant) posted. Cue 103 replies, mostly of bootstrappin' anecdotes. There's some reasonable people, but one of them especially has some awful opinions. "Your situation is what you make of it, except don't make something of it which I don't approve of!" How is working for a better wage different from pulling yourself together in school? You're doing something to improve your situation, the only real difference being whether it benefits people other than yourself.
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:OKComrade is my favorite source for idiots on social media right now. Just pile on the word salads when describing yourself, that's how you get the love ReasonTheRevolutionWillNeverCome.jpg
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Would it have been funny if the sign said "Domestic beer is like domestic abuse: Terrible!"?
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May 29, 2014 18:32
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Nibbles141 posted:Does no one point out that if everyone was armed and an incident like this happened there would probably be 1000x the casualties as everyone would start shooting at everyone as who the gently caress would be able to tell what was actually going on. I think you will find that if it's a legitimate user of the second amendment, their body has ways of shutting the whole process down and blocking injury.
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May 30, 2014 13:43
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Only when no one is able to communicate with other cultures will racism come to an end. Separate but equal.
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It turns out you can have ridiculous political opinions and still be a decent person in other regards. Sort of like Hitler liking dogs, but usually less extreme.
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Internet Cliche posted:Imagine this spoken in an insufferably smug tone, more smug than this person ever has a right to be, and you'll have it. "I pretend to be someone else to be myself."
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I wont be scared, because I know that if I'm scared, I will die. And that's not scary. Also, i will not grieve when my mother dies, because my lung.
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To be fair, I think most people believe in Jesus as a historical figure, and a lot of us atheists also believe he had some good ideas that we should follow, such as "don't be a dick" and "people from other cultures are also worthy of your respect".
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I go out of my way to hold the door for my feminist female friends. They mostly just like the joke though 
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Yeah, please stop being overly nice to the disabled. It turns out that having everyone go out of their way to attempt to please you feels incredibly patronizing, and odds are that disabled people actually have ways of dealing with problems on their own, including asking for help if they need it. When I was in New York with my wheelchair-using friend (and a couple of others), he would literally not be allowed to wait in line ever, but would be pushed to the front and given free entrance, preferably by one of the cashiers, which caused further delays for everyone else. The intention is nice, but holy crap does it make you feel useless and (literally) pitiful. Sorry for ranting.
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Shai-Hulud posted:Preposterous! Who would pay that much money for an Internet forum! 
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Ussians is a way better term that should be used. Or just Muricans. Also when talking about languages, American refers to native American languages, most of which are spoken outside the USA (because genocide).
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How about sentences such as "potatoes are from America originally" or" America is several hours ahead of the rest of the world"? In those, referring to the two American continents as "America" makes sense. Just like a Frenchman might refer to a German as a European when he was contrasting him with an African and a Chinese. It's a matter of relevant perspective and meaningful subdivisions.
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Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme posted:In this case, it's "The Americas" not "America" That is a possible phrasing, but not the only possible phrasing. It's almost like there is more than one way of saying things! I know I wouldn't use "the Americas", but it might be because I'm cisatlanitc (Danish) scum. (yes, I am the idiots inside the thread)
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FrumpleOrz posted:HOLY poo poo THIS IS THE DUMBEST ARGUMENT EVER. So, on which continents are men's rights being abused by circumcision?
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vyelkin posted:Wait you mean typing Kyle Car into Google doesn't immediately get you redirected to this guy? Coming soon: The next military man who did something brave but wasn't instantly fellated by everyone in the world.
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Voltin Bolt posted:Here's a forum thread I came across on deviantART: A wacky teenager? Why, I never!
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Help a foreigner out: What is "THOT" and "J's"? Also, is it saying that men who have unprotected sex should not be responsible for the offspring? I thought that absent fathers were the prime reason America is going to poo poo?
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People sometimes like things ironically. I for instance like a page called "taxation is theft" despite being a dirty socialist and I've liked several pro-Israel posts (in Danish ) in the past couple of days despite believing that Israel should be dismantled.
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Sorry I even mentioned Israel. I was using some hyperbole, but I'm also not completely opposed to telling the Israelis to go back to wherever they came from/wanted to go (see: USA and Europe) and thus having Israel dismantled. I do not support a holocaust II. Please go to D&D to discuss Israel and stop the derail now. Or post funny pictures of people cheering for murderers or whatever.
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have some (easy) content from a public page, complete with unironic Ron Swanson:  
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Wasabi the J posted:CONTENT So, what does "bear" mean? What happens past the threshold normally? And why does it not apply during childbirth?
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The thing that gets me is that it's just wasting fuel for no reason. I get that you don't care, but you are pretty much just burning (extra) money to prove a stupid point.
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Illegal_trespassing.jpg basically. That kid is welcome to live, but not on my gorram property. And if it doesn't leave peacefully, lethal force should be authorized, just like it is (or should be  ) for trespassing elsewhere.
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StashAugustine posted:
I just love the opiate of the masses thing followed by marxism as a bad thing. So little understanding...
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How do you troll someone who is literally a Nazi?
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canyoneer posted:Make them disarm mentally ill knife-wielders with a bullwhip like Indiana Jones, duh Or, you know, get some socialized care for mentally ill people so they can get treatment instead of roaming the streets with knives. You know, like the rest of the western world.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Without getting into the distinction between herbs and spices (spoiler: they done hosed up), how do you master one? Classes? Written tests? Do you have to climb a remote mountain in South America where a wizened old man calls you grasshopper and eats unimaginable amounts of cayenne? Eat 100g each day basically. Also, don't put anything in your mouth without adding cayenne. This includes penises and vaginas. Also, why didn't they add "indigestion" to the list? That seems like a real thing that cayenne could help with.
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So be a job creator with your money (to make more money) and also you can kill thieves if you want. That's what I'm getting at least.
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AngryRobotsInc posted:I have two friends on Facebook who recently started dating. Within the last month or so. And now literally every post (multiple posts a day, each) is about "Teehee, we're sooooo in ~love~." I really wish I wasn't serious about the literally part. Detailed masturbation stories about the couple in all the comments. You will also be the idiot, but it should stop, one way or the other.
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SteveVizsla posted:Why is money being raised for the cop? Other than Dude might have been traumatized by all the negative attention, you should probably kill yourself if you don't feel bad for him.
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Olanphonia posted:It's almost as if people don't really understand why people are upset about the Trayvon Martin/Michael Brown shootings. It's not just because an unarmed young man was murdered. It's because there are no repercussion for the perpetrator (aka 'justice'). Every single one of those "WHITE PERSON KILLED BY THUG" is a story where some person is murdered, the criminal is caught, tried, and sentenced. There's no need for outcry because the system did it's loving job. drat. But they didn't get the death penalty! That's almost the same as innocent!
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Serene Dragon posted:It's true, two handfuls of cashew nuts would stop me being depressed because I'd be dead. There you go, proof! 100% of people* with nut allergy are depressed, it must be totally true that cashews cure depression! *This one guy on the internet
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Maybe if the kids had guns peanut allergy wouldn't be a problem?
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