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Well you see, the human body has no other way to crush and separate the cellulose from the ~nutrients~ so we have to use technology to do it for us. This is very different than putting it into a pill because,
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If you are actively on a trail/outside/fishing in that hat, nobody will (or at least should) judge you for it. That's a perfectly valid hat for keeping the sun off your pasty neck and cheeks. If you wore that on campus while walking around.. yeah that might make you a weirdo.
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May 18, 2014 19:42
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Ugh. I hate that I know this, but vore is split into two groups. Soft which is usually about swallowing someone whole or being swallowed whole with no bloodshed and hard which involves teeth and chewing and stuff.   The internet can be a bit like a book in the Cthulu universe, it can give you knowledge that eats away at your sanity.
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May 23, 2014 23:30
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karl fungus posted:I will never understand why they feel the need to put Facebook integration on porn sites. Because one idiot clicking on it faces shame and ostracization from his peer group as a side effect of telling his 50-300 friends about a new porn site. The site loses nothing by it, and some of the guys who make fun of him will, later, use that site to jerk it.
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May 25, 2014 19:35
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Actually. A guy on my Facebook is claiming that he's a liberal because he felt ENTITLED to sex, just like liberals feel ENTITLED to healthcare, etc. I'm at lunch but I'll grab a screenshot when ok back at my desk.
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May 28, 2014 17:19
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Druggachusettes posted:These annoy me. Ugh these are super annoying but this one, in particular, is super awkwardly worded. Something about it is just too long and it doesn't flow well and it's really extra annoying.
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Jun 1, 2014 18:05
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Excels posted:i need more of whatever this is. It's a youtube video. https://www.youtube.com Go wild!
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Jun 14, 2014 01:13
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FrozenVent posted:
Well I have to see if it works for MY twitter too!
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Jun 16, 2014 14:55
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Amused to Death posted:So wait Africa is a country and a continent? So I guess it has like an Australia thing going on. I don't understand how you got that from what he typed? Africa, the continent, looks smaller then the USA, a country.
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Jun 17, 2014 05:38
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Kajeesus posted:There's no point arguing this. America is a continent, and it is entirely correct to refer to, say, Brazilians or Canadians as Americans, but there's also a country that takes up 40% of its mass called (the United States of) America. They're both America, and anytime you make statement either way about people outside the US being Americans someone will smugly inform you that you're wrong. There are two different continents called North America and South America. You are wrong, and I'd be ashamed of whatever school you went to for teaching you about the great, mythical continent of America containing Brazil and Canada.
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Jun 21, 2014 18:43
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Kajeesus posted:
http://www.softschools.com/social_studies/continents/map.jsp That's a site for children. Hopefully you'll be able to understand it. If not, please feel free to PM me or offer another way so that I can help you understand this very simple thing taught to third graders the world over.Like, this isn't a US opinion thing. There are 7 continents, the whole world considers things the same way. It's the way things are defined. This site, also for children, can help you too. http://www.whatarethe7continents.com/
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Jun 21, 2014 19:32
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Kajeesus posted:Thanks, that was very helpful. Here's a site I think you should read. In the spirit of fair game, it is also for children. Your site proves you're wrong and backs me up so... Thanks? Glad I was able to help you. 
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kazil posted:I don't know what I'm missing here, but it seems like someone is saying "Hey this food is high in a hormone I don't want, so here is an alternative" and some jackass comes in with "lololol pc gone mad you guys are loving weirdos" And then some guy goes totally crazy right back at him. It's the sudden snap into insanity on both their parts that makes them both idiots.
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Jun 26, 2014 22:03
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Hey I think that's a joke.
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Jun 29, 2014 05:22
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Jackard posted:But then posting in the thread won't feel as good. But there'll also be less filth gunking up the thread.
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Man of Many Pants posted:This reads like a Mars Volta song. The lyrics aren't 15 pages long. Not enough material for a Mars Volta song.
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Personperson14 posted:Any reason why Pit bull is in quotes? Is there a new nicer word? That doesn't make sense though because other words for stuff is PC Liberal bullshit! URRRRGH One of the pro-pit bull arguments is that aggressive dogs with vaguely pit bull like looks just get labeled pit bulls even if they have no put bull blood in them. That was an exceedingly neutral comment and, aside from this purely informative post, I agree with the guy who said put bulls shouldn't be discussed on forums.
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Jul 14, 2014 08:29
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:Yeah, that whole genocide thing isn't really that great of an idea. Unless of course you're liking it ironically. I don't think he's a proponent of genocide? Merely an anti-Zionist, which is not necessarily related to antisemitism despite attempts to find links between them.
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Jul 17, 2014 19:50
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:It's the most likely result when you take away their defenses, considering the entire region would prefer them wiped from the face of the Earth. That's not to say I agree with their policies right now though. Dismantling Israel could also mean just not having it there anymore, either moving it or just giving it back to Palestine. Though I personally prefer a two-state solution, I'm also a white liberal from the US so my opinion has little merit. In any case, genocide was a weird conclusion for you to jump to.
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Jul 17, 2014 19:56
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bulletsponge13 posted:The VA makes me dread the prospect of an American socialized medical program. I mean something has to be done to fix our healthcare system, but the idea of a government run healthcare program for everyone is terrifying. I'm sorry that your one bad experience in an underfunded, somewhat socialized healthcare system soured you on a method of distributing medicine that works (very well) for every other western country in the world. But I agree with you about the stupid nostalgia, sadly it's just a fact of getting older than our high school years become some younger generation's misguided view of a 'perfect before time'.
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Sanguinary Novel posted:The best part of that article is you can tell it's someone from their office - must have been written on the fly. It's not anyone from their office, it's in response to this. http://antiviral.gawker.com/facebook-knows-youre-dumb-adds-satire-tag-to-onion-a-1623311700
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Aug 19, 2014 02:38
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Chomp8645 posted:I'm pretty sure a military base would be chock full of people pissed off at them given they've had their protests at a bunch of soldier's funerals. And then they could sue. It's literally win win. They're the FYAD of real life, the more mad they make someone the more they win.
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Aug 23, 2014 19:37
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RareAcumen posted:Did you just hop into this thread? I think he just barley read it over before posting.
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Aug 25, 2014 20:12
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Wow. Do the forums count as social media? Because I've for a whole page of complete idiots to post.
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Aug 29, 2014 05:49
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OldTennisCourt posted:What nightmarish children are you around that would literally force feed peanut butter to a kid with severe allergies? I know kids can be mean, but do you live in the Village of the Damned? No that sounds pretty normal for kids aged 8-24. But this peanut derail is loving stupid and should stop.
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Aug 29, 2014 16:00
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ok I got a question though, Why do you think this is the thread to post that stuff in? Did his allergy happen on social media?
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Aug 29, 2014 16:46
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Guys it wasn't a serious suggestions. You realize we're on a comedy forum right? A place for jokes and hyperbole? We don't have to actually discuss the merits and flaws of a plan suggested by forums post MY DICK IS ON FIRE as if it was going to be legitimately enacted.
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Deltasquid posted:I realize we're joking No. No you don't.
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Aug 30, 2014 01:53
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:
You paid attention to him/her/zir. It accomplished its goal.
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beato posted:Is it normal for people to call Facebook comments/statuses "threads"? Yes. What would you use to refer to it?
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IceAgeComing posted:a very deluded person Like a brony.
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InediblePenguin posted:yo could you explain this again but without trying so hard to be cute I agree, I don't know what the heck you're trying to say because you're trying way too hard to be funny.
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RareAcumen posted:I asked for a pocket watch when I was in seventh grade. I think they're cooler than wristwatches, even though I don't really take it around with me. Hey, I carry a pocket watch too. They're called cellphones now though.
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Sep 12, 2014 00:24
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Segmentation Fault posted:Wow, who the gently caress likes Rush? Libertarians and men in their early 40's.
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Sep 12, 2014 20:47
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MAKE NO BABBYS posted:Google "Bellamy salute" and be more amused. Oh my god... Francis Bellamy is a brilliant time traveling troll. There is no other explanation.
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Sep 15, 2014 00:53
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Ok but did you go outside?
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Sep 15, 2014 22:45
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Segmentation Fault posted:Actually yes. I got a hot apple cider at Dunkin Donuts. Good poo poo So your idea of 'going outside' is: Driving to Dunkin Donuts and purchasing a drink that is 90% sugar. That explains so very, very much.
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Sep 15, 2014 22:49
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Segmentation Fault posted:I actually walked. Local man found in the attic of Dunkin Donuts.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:Whatever man, there's 8 million of us and more every day. You can say what you want, but I doubt anyone's fighting as hard to get into your town. There's not a lot I can say in my life, but I know I can Make It in NYC, which isn't something everyone can do. But enjoy your life on 'easy mode' I guess. My town is actually growing pretty rapidly. But cool.
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