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But that's not funny though, I see no jokes and I certainly am not laughing. What happened, Funnyman. You used to be better than this. 
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Bull Runner posted:Matthew 6:6 in context is telling you not to pray in public in a way that just glorifies yourself like some sort of Pharisee. Only Tebow really knows if he's praying in order to glorify himself, so it's not really a good verse to try to use against him. But at the same time in that context it is also speaking against praying just to show how much of a super awesome ~True Believer~ you are because everyone can see you doing Christian stuff. If anything Matthew 6:6 is saying that as long as you do pray then that's fine and it's just between you and god. Of course one could also say that it doesn't matter where you do it just as long as you are doing it but if you go around going "HEY GUYS, LET ME PRAY ABOUT THING BECAUSE I'M A CHRISTIAN AND THAT'S WHAT I DO AREN'T I GREAT!" then you are being a bit of a dick. Personally what I take from the teachings of Jesus is "Don't be a dick." Just a pity most Christians don't read it like that.
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TinTower posted:UKIP is the gift that keeps on giving. I really want to know the context of him being called a "homosexual" "many times." He's really in the closet isn't he and this is his way of trying to be cool to his fellow UKIP friends, that's the only way I can see that make sense! Either that or it's the same as "I'm not a racist! A black dude totally called me a 'friend of the family' once!"
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May 19, 2014 19:16
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It's web 2.0, gotta embrace it man! Even if you embrace it with your dick, because I'm sure everyone wants to know that you "liked" Interacial Cumslut Vol 1-76.
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May 25, 2014 19:22
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:So I guess he'll be hiring some whores for his lads when they hit puberty, just to keep them from shooting up the place? Gotta stick to those principles, after all. Nah, he will make sure they go to college/university in either Nevada or Amsterdam and let the free market take control of their dick or something, I dunno. It is rather telling, and sad, that these people are making it about themselves and their perceived "battles" rather than the small fact that HE WAS LITERALLY INSANE AND HAD THOUGHT THIS THROUGH FOR THE PAST SEVERAL YEARS! But no, it's society's fault for not loving him or something like that.
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Alpacalips Now posted:
Well, according to this article it was banned on Youtube and Facebook for about a day or two for "reasons" but was put back up. In September. When this lovely film came out. So basically it's some dumb viral thing that is somehow still kicking around 9 months after the fact! Oh Facebook, never change.  Edit: Or it could be a dumb viral promotional thing, I don't really care at this point but I did care enough to find out what the poo poo this was. MyFaceBeHi has a new favorite as of 16:51 on Jun 2, 2014 |
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Well that's fair enough but I don't understand how providing accommodation to foreign soldiers relates to guns at all.
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Jun 10, 2014 16:59
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So no then. Also I had to use the report feature this week as one of my friends thought it would be fun to post the video of the Iraqis being shot in the back of the head by isis, with the comment "Still think the war was a good idea, Blair?  " Of course Facebook automatically said that there was nothing wrong with a video quite graphically showing guys being shot in the back of the head, with blood and everything.Seriously, gently caress Facebook and their automatic bullshit!
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Jun 18, 2014 21:11
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:I just found out about Return of Kings thanks to this thread, and it's just Really elaborate satire, and I'm just missing the joke right? No one would honestly write a genuine article called "5 Reasons to Date a Girl With an Eating Disorder" right? Right?! You clearly have never heard of Roosh V, who is the curator of that fine hate group and well known master PUApist so yes, unfortunately it is very, VERY genuine. 
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Jul 7, 2014 10:29
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Sovereign citizens are the PUAs of laws. They basically put in enough "magic" legal sounding bullshit coins and hope to get immunity out of it.
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Jul 22, 2014 15:06
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"Well they wouldn't be getting death threats if they just sucked my dick once in a while! Anyway, I don't go for sluts, I'm a ~Nice Guy~ and if you don't go out with me right now then I might go Elliot Rodgers on you!"
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RareAcumen posted:Did you just hop into this thread? He has probably been brewing that pun for a while.
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Aug 25, 2014 20:20
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1stGear posted:Every new president should come with their own national anthem, like professional wrestlers. So Mitt Romney's would've been 99 problems? Because why didn't you guys vote for him if that was the case?
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Sep 30, 2014 19:12
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mng posted:"Jeremy, you utter pillock." probably something May have said at some point. I'm also fairly sure that Jeremy and James have joked about Richard's height, teeth or the fact that he's from Solihull. Again, I'm unsure but they may have said one or more of those things on the show.
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Oct 1, 2014 22:07
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Not satire, eh? That actually links to an Onion article, doesn't it. I can't check because of the stupid paywall and 5 article limit that I keep forgetting. Also if they were truly coming back as zombies then I would imagine it would be in the news somehow...
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Oct 9, 2014 11:41
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 I'm sure I saw something like this 3 or 4 years ago. Surely that "teacher" has proved a point by now if it is that old!
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Oct 15, 2014 15:20
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Soviet Commubot posted:I wasn't aware that most of Africa had Ebola. Huh. Don't you know? Africa is just one big country full of 
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Oct 16, 2014 21:14
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Daktar posted:The Romans came and successfully occupied us until the fall of the western empire. The Vikings alternately engaged in highly lucrative, mainly unopposed raids and held large chunks of British territory, informing our history and national character to this day. Sometimes I wonder how we ever managed to get quite this jingoistic. Nah, it's because we have spent the past 2000+ years letting in all these bloody foreigners that the true natives should now rise up and take Britain back! Pity they have probably been breed out of existence a millennia ago but who cares. 
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The other AUG thread has the same title, it's only the tag that's different. It completely threw me off as well. I guess this is the Halloween thing for today, change a thread title so it's the same as another one?
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Oct 31, 2014 11:55
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Praseodymi posted:Isn't that a Coldplay lyric? Half of tumblr (and instagram, and twitter and any social media really) is badly attributed song lyrics to make the OP seem ~*~special~*~. Obviously in the case of tumblr the other half is oppression olympics but we already knew that.
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apathetic JAP posted:From a local parenting group. Pro-tip: do NOT follow local parenting groups if you want sound, sane, logical advice on how to be a good parent, unless you are anti-vax and believe that the fluoride in your water is turning your kids into lizard illuminati socialists or something!
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