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Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Rogue 7 posted:

I can't help but wonder what people who believe this kind of crap actually think life here in Japan looks like right now. Like, is it supposed to be some radioactive hellhole filled with horrible mutations and tentacled monstrosities man was not meant to see?

Because that's just Akihabara.

I've asked that of one crazy I know. Her response was about how even the Japanese government is covering it up so your average person in Japan just doesn't know that Fukushima prefecture is a glowing cinder somehow.

# ¿ May 8, 2014 18:15

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 05:13

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

The top half of that image is hysterical all on its own.

# ¿ May 10, 2014 13:48

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Why would he hit enter? He typed it all out, screencapped it, and posted it so we can see how cool and badass he is. Now it can be safely deleted in the most succulent of passive-aggression :smug:

# ¿ May 12, 2014 18:37

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I'm against the tipping of bodybuilders, too. They're so top-heavy from all those benches they've pressed, their centre of gravity is all hosed up. It's unfair, to leave them flopping on the ground like a turtle :smith:

# ¿ May 16, 2014 13:36

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

But how do I earn points on this scale? I need to win the House Cup at the end of semester. Ravenclaw hasn't won in five hundred years :smith:

# ¿ May 19, 2014 14:52

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Finally, the ridiculous English name of Tuxedo Mask will be gone, and only the purity of the original Japanese name will remain.

Tuxedo Kamen

# ¿ May 20, 2014 16:52

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

There are. There are several, by my cursory research.

# ¿ May 20, 2014 17:31

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Ninjasaurus posted:

Better make sure you have a whole lot of sperm in cryo freeze first or else you might end up with a bit of a problem later on.

Clones. An endless army of lesbian clones. An Ellen Page in every pot, and a kd lang on every street corner.

# ¿ May 25, 2014 04:58

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

DoctorWhat posted:

I didn't actually watch House, I do have standards.

You don't watch the thing you criticise?

Tell me Zizek's thoughts on lesbian relationships, please.

# ¿ May 25, 2014 05:36

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Ninjasaurus posted:

Christ, I'm old.

Seriously. I think DoctorWhat is, like, 18 or something.

drat kids! :argh:

# ¿ May 25, 2014 13:43

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Someone hacked into my account once and sexted for three months with one of my coworkers, setting up illicit meets and everything.

I swear, baby, it was hackers, please believe me :qq:

# ¿ May 25, 2014 19:36

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Odds on the person who wrote that being a 21+ virgin?

# ¿ May 27, 2014 13:29

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Dandy Shrew posted:

I wish he was. As is, he has sons

So I guess he'll be hiring some whores for his lads when they hit puberty, just to keep them from shooting up the place? Gotta stick to those principles, after all.

# ¿ May 27, 2014 14:07

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

What if...uh... what if the demon sees the picture and doesn't share it?

WHAT HAPPENS THEN?

His boss rolls up. "Trevor," it says, forked tongue lashing the air like it was a sinner. "What the gently caress is this poo poo, guy? You know the rules. Share, or demon."

# ¿ May 29, 2014 05:15

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

The great thing about my grandma having Alz is her youngest son has discovered in the past few years what a tremendous rear end in a top hat she thinks he is :unsmith:

# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 00:20

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Excels posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8NCigh54jg

He lived on it for 30 days, supposedly.

A writer for the Metro in Ottawa tried to live off Soylent for a week. She was subsequently told by the makers of Soylent that it is not intended as a total food-replacement and that she was stupid for doing it.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2014 04:49

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Sebastian Vettel posted:

You could be thinking of the condition where you don't feel pain.

Being drunk?

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 15:42

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Excels posted:

Is Jesse Ventura more or less credible than crazyhair "ALIENS" guy?

The Body at least had his own series about conspiracies. Every episode features some new random person whose life will be in jeopardy for giving the Body this information, so of course the cameraman gets a nice, close shot of this soon-to-be-black-sited patriot, just to make things easier for the CIA blops squad.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 20:13

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Thermos H Christ posted:

Am I the only one who finds it kind of outrageous that a person could go to prison for looking at a drawing? Of anything? Talk about a victimless crime...

There's a (at least one) guy in Canada who got registered as a sex offender because he imported loli hentai. I can't remember whereabouts, but this was like ten years ago, so I think it was out in the prairies somewhere. It happens.

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 14:04

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Unless things have changed since I live in Ft. Sask, you don't need to make Edmonton into a landfill.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2014 03:28

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

The amount of phytoestrogens in soy sauce is so ridiculously low that you would almost certainly have to drink it exclusively in place of any other liquid for the rest of your life to have any kind of effect. Hell, there's even evidence which says phytoestrogens will stop real estrogen from bonding with cells, so if anything these transmen should be guzzling that poo poo back like it's water so they can keep their manly gains! Salty, fermented, soya-based water :yum:

# ¿ Jun 26, 2014 22:11

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I have an Internet Entrepreneur Guy, but he doesn't post charmingly enthusiastic statuses, he just posts Forbes articles or LinkedIn articles without comment. It almost never leads to flame wars, either.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2014 03:38

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Othello was pretty progressive, considering he was a filthy loving Moorish bastard.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 14:59

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Calico Heart posted:

He still flies into a fit of rage and kills his wife (spoilers for Othello)

Yeah, but it's okay, Hera made him do it.

# ¿ Jun 30, 2014 19:11

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

vyelkin posted:

then who gives a poo poo?

Feminazis.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 14:00

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I own the complete Lethal Weapon franchise on DVD :smug:

# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 18:18

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I had to remove the local classic rock station I listen to just because they kept posting stupid poo poo everyday. No, radio station, I want to be informed if you have contests or giveaways. I do not want to know that one of your hosts hates Justin Trudeau :rolleyes:

# ¿ Jul 9, 2014 12:05

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I agree, putting computer ports on a cat's head is wrong. First of all, cats lack the proper firmware, and there's no sign of any updates coming from the manufacturer. Don't trust unsigned patches for your cat, people. You can't jailbreak a cat.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2014 15:18

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

DrNutt posted:

I'd like a pat on my back every time I have a satisfying poo poo.

You're right there, Doc, you've got the wad of paper in your hand. Just give your backside a pat while you're already down there.

Don't use the soiled side, obviously.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2014 17:47

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

karl fungus posted:

I'm turning 25 in a few weeks. Several old high school friends have already gotten married. How long until I get to experience the baby spam?

Wait until one of your baby-mad friends has a miscarriage. Upsetting, sure. But if they're particularly nuts, they will post on the anniversary of that miscarriage for years about poor baby [[nChild_name]] who, at least, is with Jesus now, smiling down on their parents.

# ¿ Jul 20, 2014 22:06

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Excels posted:

I wonder what his Cutie Mark is

It's green, and looks like an upside-down pyramid of three circles.

Pretty sure that's the Mark of Nurgle.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 17:17

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Who wants to live forever?

_{_{_{When love must die o/~ o/~}}}

# ¿ Jul 24, 2014 19:57

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Excels posted:

Also she would kind of need to be big, although most modern depictions seem to forget she's an Amazonian

Wonder Woman :swoon:

# ¿ Jul 27, 2014 15:36

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

HP Artsandcrafts posted:

Apparently this guy is now trying to downvote nearly everything I've commented on.

Welcome to Imgur. I had to abandon my original account there because some dude I pissed off was downvoting all of my comments to -6 as soon as I would make them. For people who don't know how it works there, each account can only downvote a given comment or picture one single time, so this guy had at least eight ghost accounts to downvote people's content out of existance.

People take the internet way too loving serious.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 14:25

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Did you intend to not censor the one person's name at all?

# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 16:50

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Today, in "the Imgur Community is really lovely, just like the internet at large":

Someone posts this photo

With this title

quote:

Egalitarianism is about equality; feminism is about the advancement of women under the guise of equality.

And these are the top responses

Let's take a look at the negative-rated comments!

# ¿ Aug 5, 2014 13:46

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

If larceny can be petty, cannot also aggravated sexual assault? I only rubbed my glans 'gainst her labia, officer, is that really very much rape at all?

# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 03:50

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

We don't call people 'retarded' anymore, it's insensitive. The polite term is 'moronic'.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 14:53

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Excels posted:

please don't crank 2 was pretty much the worst movie ever

I know we just got over explaining why casually bandying about the word "retarded" is bad, but this post... oh man, this post.

# ¿ Aug 7, 2014 03:13

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 05:13

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

Probably just automatically follow-backed ILikeTitsDaily. The wonders of clicking a few radio buttons in your social media management software and not having a real person ever vet the results!

# ¿ Aug 8, 2014 20:54

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