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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Drunk Nerds posted:

So... Does she not know how to spell her own name? What's with the discrepancy between her claiming to have two a's when her name is clearly listed with only one?

Because someone miscounting letters in their own name while postig something asserting they are of superior intelligence is delicious.

Maybe she's including her middle name? But anyone who posts on facebook some terrible image stating they are intelligent due to letters in their name, probably isn't.

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Jan 18, 2010

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LaughMyselfTo posted:

My understanding is that they get shut down because they attract right-wingers, seeing as the idiots on Tumblr are mostly left-wing. Sticking to mocking sites like Facebook where the idiots are right-wing helps to keep SA left-wing and therefore on the right side of history.

Please go on about how threads that attract right-wingers get shut down, and how SA gives even a single poo poo about being on the right side of history.

This showed up recently:

HOLY poo poo, 200 CHEMICALS IN A BABY?

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

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Well, I spent the effort to type in that terrible url, and watched the trailer

"Almost all of our consumer products are made up of chemicals" - Senior Scientist of The Natural Resources Defense Council

No poo poo, most consumers aren't interested in buying a big 'ol bag of nitrogen or carbon, we tend to prefer chemical bonds to exist before purchase.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Dear Prudence posted:

So loving stupid. Use patronus instead!



I remember a couple months ago, Wil Wheaton made a "___ is my spirit animal" joke, and Tumblr poo poo itself, and kept trying to make him seem racist, even after it was pointed out that Europeans have had spirit animals as part of their culture for thousands of years. So long before white people even knew Native American's even existed, we had spirit animals, but yet we are appropriating their culture if we say it now.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Diet Conan Doyle posted:

The ironic part is how these lists of bullshit pronouns come across as incredibly demeaning to actual trans* or gender-neutral social issues. What trans* person in their right mind is going to look at that list and think that they aren't being belittled by assholes referring to each other as "booself?"

Yeah, but think of the feelings of the boring cisgendered kids! They have nothing else in their life, so they have to come up with ways to be oppressed!

Plus when the gently caress did my dog need his own pronouns? "Dog" isn't a gender, it is a species.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Ana Lucia Cortez posted:

It absolutely blows my mind that any father (or mother) could look into the eyes of their baby girl and decide it's perfectly justifiable to treat her as less than human for her entire life.

Woah, my pure virgin daughter can't have something as radical as "body autonomy". Then she might enjoy her life, and maybe have guilt-free sex, and that's unacceptable.

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Jan 18, 2010

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PowderKeg posted:

I didn't touch the poop, more like put my toe in it to test the temperature. This guy is firmly planted on his high horse and knows everything. (I'm Phil):




There's only one thing worse than misinformed people, it's misinformed people who won't source things when called out on their bullshit. "I know I'm making half of this up, but you have to prove it!"

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Jan 18, 2010

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Part of Everything posted:

I hate it that my workplace wants is to have our co-workers on our friends list.

What? Unless you work for Facebook or something, I'd tell them to gently caress right off. Not having coworkers on facebook is the second best thing, next to not having parents.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Strudel Man posted:

Tumblr always goes both ways.

It's almost like there are multiple people on it with different opinions!

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Jan 18, 2010

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Mister Adequate posted:

I like the Rarity avatar. MLP is definitely all about not accepting foreigners and kicking immigrants out.

It's eerie how much overlap there is with bronies and libertarians.

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Jan 18, 2010

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I guess since its grandparent chat now, half of mine got pretty bad dementia. My one living grandpa, after a family dinner, asked who the nice couple who joined us were. It was my brother and his wife.

So if I follow in my grandparent's footsteps, I will live to my mid-80s, but have a 50% chance of completely losing my mind.

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Jan 18, 2010

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SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I read the other day that Obama's legacy will be bringing the crazies in America out of the woodwork, and you know, I think there's something to it.

Maybe it's just a coincidence due to the rise of social media in the last few years, but yeah Obama's greatest achievement has got to be making seemingly normal folk reveal their true racist nature.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Hopefully online dating falls into the category of social media, because hoo boy I found a gem.

It came from OkCupid! posted:

I'm a panromantic lesbian with flamboyant gay boi tendencies.

Is a girl, currently dating two guys.

Oh dear posted:

My preferred pronoun is glit/glitter/glitterself, but I don't really expect that anyone take that serious yet

She's not serious, right?

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Jan 18, 2010

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Suzuki Method posted:

Uh yeah I am lifeguard trained and this is very dangerous you can die of shock. Especially children.

I take it you've never been to Finland, where it's not too weird to hang out in a sauna, then jump into a frozen lake. Usually while drunk.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Stabbed 19 times and is in stable condition. Kid is hardcore!

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Jan 18, 2010

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

It's actually really, really hard to stab somebody to death. You sometimes hear stories like "stabbed 50 times and lived" and that sort of thing. The human body is unbelievably good at surviving horrifying things.

But at the same time you hear of guys in bar fights dying to one or two stab sounds. I guess you only really hear about the ones who die.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Grrl Anachronism posted:

Someone linked me to this, it was just too mindblowing not to share.


Similarly, just had this show up on my tumblr feed.



Hey guys, did you know that Native Americans are literally the only culture that's ever existed to paint their faces for war?

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Jan 18, 2010

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Ccs posted:

I hate all the "It isn't natural!" "This isn't what our ancestors did!" bullshit. Our ancestors were animals that tried to get enough nutrients to live any way they could. Sucking the marrow out of bones was a major source of nutrition. Early human's lives sucked.

Also most of these people call themselves "nutritionists" which isn't even a protected term. Actual certified experts are called dieticians.

If they make it past thirty, they aren't living like our ancestors did.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Spalec posted:

How joyless must your life be if you want to cut out eating? I love cooking a delicious meal or going out with my family to a restaurant. It's so :spergin: to think eating is entirely about getting nutrition for your body. Maybe if you've had your jaws wired shut because of some horrible accident or there's some other medical reason you can't eat, but just because eating is 'hassle'?

Maybe some people have different interests than you, and find cooking extremely tedious, and food itself kinda boring. If there was a simple, cheap, and effective meal replacement I'd probably never eat a normal breakfast or lunch again.

Plus, just because you want to replace some of your meals doesn't mean your a weirdo who will never eat a meal with their family.

All that said, this specific example of a meal replacement is laughably terrible.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Got this from a Facebook page, apologies for the ironic artifacts.



I can't help but wonder if maybe all of these school shooters drank a soda at one point, maybe it's high-fructose corn syrup that's causing this!

I looked it up, and Canada has had a whopping total of 16 shootings, with 39 people dead over a span of 130 years. Nearly half of the dead are from a single shooting. Pretty sure Canada has more vaccinations per capita than the states.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Liu posted:

Global Warming truly doesn't affect anyone until it affects someone in Bumfuck Texas or wherever that guy lives. and I have no idea what kind of money scam involves global warming as a selling point.

I love the people in my town who argue that global warming is a hoax, then in the same breath complain about the crazy weather we've been having this year.

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Jan 18, 2010

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One of my friends just went on a Facebook rant about people going to her etsy and stealing her style of art, thus ripping her off.

She melts crayons around tracings of pokemon (and sometimes zelda stuff), a thing she learned how to do from reddit. So not only is it not an original idea for the medium, but the subject isn't even hers.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Stuff like this





It's cool and all, but she can't claim it as her own since she read how to do it online.

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Jan 18, 2010

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The White Dragon posted:

Steven Seagal named his firstborn Kentaro, that's some Nite Crew poo poo right there.

Haha holy poo poo, Seagal is the biggest weeaboo in the world.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Henchman of Santa posted:

This weird dude I had a film class with posts pseudo-intellectual Less Wrong type statuses every once in a while



Dudes been playing a bit too much Metal Gear.

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Jan 18, 2010

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ol qwerty bastard posted:

My local social justice keyboard warrior shared this:



You know, I'm honestly with the SJWs all the way on sexism, racism, transphobia, classism, etc. These are important issues that need to be fixed. But introverts being an oppressed group? loving parents? Give me a break. In what possible universe are "people who have children" an underprivileged minority?

I think the easiest way to make the party better would be to not invite the kind of buzzkill who would share this picture in the first place. We're here to have a party, not get depressed talking about prejudices.

Also holy gently caress introverts aren't some delicate little thing that need protection and special care.

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Jan 18, 2010

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DemeaninDemon posted:

Is Friend Zone, in that context, when someone's too chicken poo poo to ask the person on a date?

Regardless, if they're into getting some salad toss then toss that salad!

Friend zone is the phrase a guy will use (and very rarely a girl) when he's "nice" to someone and she doesn't suck his dick in return. Since friendships don't exist in their mind.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Wizard of Smart posted:

The friendzone is like the saddest expression of the sunk cost fallacy.

"I can't just walk away I've given her so many nice and not gotten a sex yet!"

Haha holy poo poo that's amazing. Rewording it like that makes it seem even more pathetic than before.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Dienes posted:


I was unfriended after I asked if my personality would change when I bought a new phone.

That's amazing.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Apogee15 posted:

4chan, as horrible as it is, has produced some pretty hilarious content with their little "wars". Hopefully this one isn't any different.

Unfortunately this one is really quite boring. They are just putting gross things on popular tags, so it's the easiest thing to ignore. Don't want to risk seeing anything, don't browse the tags being affected.

As soon as the tumblr mods, who are the slowest acting people in the world, start cracking down on these throwaway accounts the 4channers will get bored. Then both sides will declare themselves the winners and complain about each other for a few months.

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Jan 18, 2010

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LaughMyselfTo posted:



Um, okay, that's quite enough, 4Chan. You can stop now. The world doesn't really need photoshopped porn of middle school girls.

I remember the last time they did that as an attack on someone specific, a bunch of them got arrested (since the 4chan mods aren't as terrible as you'd think) and it turned out to all be like 40+ year old men doing the photoshopping.

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Hedera Helix posted:

Is this supposed to be an average of all the body's fluids, or does this person not know that one's blood, urine, saliva, stomach acid, etc. all have different pH levels?

These are the people who think that a lemon falls under non-acidic

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Jan 18, 2010

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I am laid low by the matriarchy!

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ToxicSlurpee posted:

That and all this bullshit circulating around social media of "well I'm a mother and I know what's best for my children!" as if giving birth suddenly makes a person an expert on anything medical. Going to medical school gives you medical knowledge not producing offspring. Having babies doesn't grant you the authority to decide that alternative medicine is better than real medicine because reasons.

gently caress I hate that more than anything else. People who have been practicing medicine longer than you've been alive probably know a thing or two you don't. That kind of arrogance gets children killed.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Alpacalips Now posted:

Here's a perfectly healthy and appropriate response to a Cracked article about method acting.



I really should stop being surprised that people find no shame in admitting they spank it to cartoon horses.

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Jan 18, 2010

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Maybe you shouldn't directly link someone's Facebook profile, regardless of their opinions?

That being said, holy poo poo I don't think I've seen anyone so obsessed with circumcision in my life, and at the same time getting so much information about it wrong.

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Crusty Nutsack posted:

It's all public on her profile, so I didn't think that'd be an issue? There's just too much to screen cap.

Yeah, it's not hidden, but it's still her profile you've linked directly for strangers to view and mock. Plus with there being pictures of her kid in there, it's kinda creepy.

If you're targeting one person's stupidity, it's generally a good idea to hide who they are. Public pages with lots of idiots commenting are OK to leave uncensored.

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Stottie Kyek posted:

There's a few board games shops and cybercafes that are still doing a good trade in Edinburgh (the Games Workshop is even on the Royal Mile where the rent is obscenely high), but I think that's because gaming nerds will spend lots of money on their hobby before anything else, so even a small target market will pay for it.

As kickstarter has proven, nerds are the greatest economic power in the world. Plus the game stores have an active community of players coming in and hanging out, so it's easy to sell them on more products. Doesn't help that board games are booming in popularity lately.

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Peanut President posted:

Yeah but like Malcom X. Malcom loving X being quoted to support a far-right party.


MALCOM X!!!

Nono its cool! I'm not racist! A black guy once said something that supports my views when taken completely out of context!

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Van Kraken posted:

The Blade Runner gun has two triggers, the picture is literally taken right from Fallout.

Woosh.

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