Idiots on Social Media Thread

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Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

HonorableTB posted:

Let's not continue a dumb derail from the last thread please!

What does that even mean?

# ¿ May 7, 2014 03:47

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 11:23

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

These make me so angry, and this might be the worst one I've seen. It has spelling and grammar errors, and still has over 40,000 comments/shares/likes.

... I don't get it.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2014 00:37

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

tviolet posted:

The thread about it in the /r/videos subreddit is one of the most disgusting thing I ever came across : http://np.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/28jwqv/brutal_robbery_of_girl_at_a_boost_mobile_store/?sort=top. A bunch of people decided to quit reddit over this, not that it will make a difference.

I just scrolled down the page until I got to a post that had gold.

Here's an imgur album of the expanded comment thread. http://imgur.com/a/ay68M
It's pretty bad.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2014 00:19

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

fizzymercy posted:

Idiots on Social Media:Dickchat is worse than actual smegma

Edit:Posted by an unemployed woman that lost her last job for losing her temper and screaming at customers:

The artifacts are artifacting...

Pretty sure that's a photo of a computer screen, too.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 21:50

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

M_Sinistrari posted:

The rest of those pictures are pretty hosed up, but I'd like to emphasize how much worse this is.
Just... holy poo poo.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2014 16:47

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

I think Js are Nike Jordans, but THOT's new to me

# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 20:35

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

Grrl Anachronism posted:

Please be fake please be fake please be fake please be fake

I'm pretty sure they won't let you enlist when your arms are covered in 3rd degree burns, either.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 23:35

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

karl fungus posted:

Of all the lovely things Monsanto does, why do people focus on the GMO food? It's perfectly fine for you to eat, whereas they have really lovely business practices and gently caress around with farmers in developing countries.

Because people are scared of things they don't understand. "THEY'RE TRYING TO PLAY GOD!!!111" has been something from (horror) scifi for a couple hundred years now

# ¿ Jul 20, 2014 06:36

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

Where do you people find all these idiots? I even had a GMO discussion on my Facebook frontpage with no idiots showing up!
The worst I got was this

# ¿ Jul 20, 2014 07:32

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

We've got Israelchat!
Chip's a Jewish guy I knew in high school. Dunno who the rest are

# ¿ Jul 20, 2014 08:20

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

into the void posted:

Really wish I hadn't seen that woman's fb. What a disgusting bag of poo poo. This has to be the first person I've seen who is vehemently against circumcision and then goes out of her way to mock cut guys who, by and large, were babies when the procedure was done and had no control over it. I mean seriously, "stubby"? Just an all around piece of poo poo.

And what's her reason for being glad the AIDs researchers died? It's not a homophobia thing, because at one point she referenced having a rainbow flag outside of her apartment.

Edit: Oh, I bet it's some AIDs researchers = Inventors of AIDs or some conspiracy crap.

I think the line of reasoning is "Circumcision can reduce the risk of HIV, therefore HIV researchers support circumcision, therefore it's good they died" or some poo poo like that

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 03:56

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

Higgy posted:

Really? Nobody noticed "partiotism"?

I don't know Al Dente, so I'm not sure if he's joking or not

# ¿ Jul 25, 2014 04:48

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

Guy on deviantart gets incredibly buttmad over Hyrule Warriors

quote:

Well, I'm going to be gone for the next week in Oregon, taking a trip there with my girlfriend and visiting family. If you need to contact me, I probably won't get back to you until August 1st.

I also think I'll be taking a vacation from Hyrule: Total War and the Legend of Zelda for a long time. I really think I'm just going to stop following everything Zelda related, news, groups, everything. Each new video they show of Hyrule Warriors upsets me more than it should any normal healthy human being. Seeing Link grab the entire planet and flip the world upside down... and people actually praising and enjoying something so juvenile deeply concerns me. But who am I to tell people what is really cool and what is absolutely mind crushingly stupid? So with that I think I'm done with the Zelda series. It's become so incredibly stupid for me personally. I don't know how any of you fans can possible enjoy it at this point, but I deeply and honestly envy you all and the fun you'll be having with Hyrule Warriors. I sincerely hope you enjoy the game and have fun in my place. I don't think I'll be touching Hyrule: Total War for a long time either. My fandom and interest in Zelda is at an absolute low and I've completely lost faith in whoever is making these decisions at Nintendo/Team Ninja/Ninja Theory/Omegaextreeeemmmeee or whoever is working on these things. All I am is bitter and angry at them and the Zelda fanbase, so I think for my sake I'll step away.

And now to go hiking and exploring the wilderness towards Multnomah Falls, just like those old Zelda games I used to like.

I'm sorry you want your video game series with a transforming pigman to be serious.

# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 00:49

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

Turns out the best way to get idiots on your facebook is to post about not being able to find idiots on facebook.

Right after I took the screenshot, people gave some rebuttals, but no reply yet.

More from the same guy:

# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 05:57

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

Chip Zinsalsa is some musician's page. Same guy who made the video, I think. Something about "FACEBOOK IS SPYING ON YOUR PHONE!!11111"

I want to touch the poop

# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 05:57

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

Posted in one of my school's For Trade groups
e: Just realized that had some identifying info on it, will reupload
e2: Back from class, so here's the edited version. Less idiot and more just plain weird.

Moatman has a new favorite as of 23:55 on Sep 4, 2014

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 21:49

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

Comments count, right?

"Some people have refused to listen to me merely because I used Breitbart as a source"
:laffo:

# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 05:20

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

More Adam Baldwin:

# ¿ Oct 4, 2014 19:13

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

This guy's a goldmine of racist poo poo and has been since we were in middle school. Why didn't I think of him earlier.

edit: more from him:

Moatman has a new favorite as of 17:41 on Oct 6, 2014

# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 17:34

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

Jesus christ that thing's 35 panels.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 17:55

Moatman: Mar 21, 2014; Because the goof is all mine.

kannonfodder posted:

Ahh. That makes sense, I knew there was something about WoW and women representing a large demographic.

Maybe it's because I don't hate women, but I never really understood why male "gamers" feel so threatened by women playing games. Shouldn't they be happy that it's happening, since maybe this way they would be more likely to meet someone with their interests?

Because it makes them not-special anymore.
Also because back in 10th grade, they didn't ask Jenny out so she started dating that jerk.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2014 23:51