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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Draftmas Eve - The Bullshit River is Spinning the Rumor Mill Outta Control
 
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Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Top Ten Prediction:
1. Houston Texans - Clowney
2. Atlanta Falcons - Khalil Mack
3. Jacksonville Jaguars - Teddy Bridge
4. Cleveland Browns - Sammy Watkins
5. Oakland Raiders - Aaron Donald
6. St. Louis Rams - Greg Robinson
7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Mike Evans
8. Minnesota Vikings - CJ Moseley
9. Buffalo Bills - Ebron
10. Detroit Lions - Jake Matthews

Reach of the Draft:
Derek Carr, Ebron

Steal of the Draft:
Ra’Shede Hageman

Team Whose Fans Will Freak Out The Most:
Falcons

Team Who Draft Pundits Will Dick Suck The Most For Their Picks:
San Francisco

Teams that will trade up to draft a WR:
Jets
SF

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Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Parmesan Basil posted:

Top ten:
Bridgewater
Manziel
Clowney
Matthews
Mack
Robinson
Donald
Watkins
Evans
Barr

Top Ten Prediction:
1. Houston Texans - Teddy Bridgewater
2. St. Louis Rams - Greg Robinson (traded down with Oakland)
3. Jacksonville Jaguars - Blake Bortles
4. Cleveland Browns - Johnny Manziel
5. Oakland Raiders - Jadeveon Clowney (traded up with St. Louis)
6. Atlanta Falcons - Khalil Mack
7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Eric Ebron (probably a meaty trade down here)
8. Minnesota Vikings - Anthony Barr
9. Buffalo Bills - Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
10. Detroit Lions - Derqueze Dennard

Reach of the Draft:

Derek Carr

Steal of the Draft:

Jake Matthews (he falls out of the top ten for some reason)
Sammy Watkins could too, but I expect St. Louis to trade back up into the top ten for him.

Team Whose Fans Will Freak Out The Most:
me

Team Who Draft Pundits Will Dick Suck The Most For Their Picks:
Raider

No way in fuckin hell the Raiders finally get a draft with a ~full complement of draft picks and use one to trade up

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Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Everyone wants in on the draft gifs but I would give anything to erase DHB.gif from ever happening

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Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Aside from nostalgia or something I'm not sure why you would want to wait for Goodell to march up there. Twitter spoilers are great

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Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Johnny Football doesn't get drafted until the 2nd round, or someone trades into the last first to grab him ala Tim Tebow

it is known

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Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Blitz7x posted:

Johnny Football doesn't get drafted until the 2nd round, or someone trades into the last first to grab him ala Tim Tebow

it is known

It. is. known.

easiest prediction ever

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