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Brassherald posted:Riot Shield Roomba is the most 3 dimensional character in this game so far. It has multiple motivations of vacuuming the floor and mopping the floor with your corpse. *Beginning Corpse-Cleanup Routine* 
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Brassherald posted:Riot Shield Roomba is the most 3 dimensional character in this game so far. It has multiple motivations of vacuuming the floor and mopping the floor with your corpse. Have you heard my new band, Riot Shield Roomba?
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I have this game because it was cheap and the concept intruiged me. Have a tip: You can click in both sticks at once to leave the guy you're mindjacking at any time. Player 1 can also do this, meaning they don't have to be stuck as Jim. You learn this in the tutorial, which plays exactly once and never again. Riot Shield Roomba, while a true patriot, has exactly zero offensive capabilities and is one of the most useless things to jack in the game, though it has stiff competition.
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Jeabus Mahogany posted:
Oh, don't worry. We're innovators.
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You know, I didn't think the voice acting was all that bad, but then the characters started interacting with one another.
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Jeabus Mahogany posted:Riot Shield Roomba, while a true patriot, has exactly zero offensive capabilities and is one of the most useless things to jack in the game, though it has stiff competition. You take that back!
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The guy doing mission control sounds creepily similar to Charlie Sheen.
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I liked how this game had it so that guns either acted as a way to lock door consoles or unlock them. I guess it all depends where on the computer you shoot.
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The Vosgian Beast posted:The guy doing mission control sounds creepily similar to Charlie Sheen. I've scoured the internet looking for a voice cast list and I can't find it anywhere. And he sounds more like Martin Sheen to me.
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Nice to see the Gutterpunks Drinkin Chooh glomming in the mindjack universe and creating some static. Can't wait for you to blow some more vidcode our way. I noticed that the first thing that happens is you geek commander shephard so there's that.
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Can we get the Doomba to record some commentary, please? He could help the Coffee Drinking Men out, along with such other beloved MDC characters like Uncle Walrus-Tusk, Ice Dracula and the Silly Burglar.
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Titty Warlord posted:The riot shield roomba really tells the real story behind this grimdark future. In the midst of all this violence, a clean airport(?) is a top priority. Can't have the evidence of too many people MindJackin' while you're heading to a flight bound for MindJacksonville.
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Gearface posted:Rated 5 for Dragonatrix's incredible MindJackson 5 joke. Just gotta keep the books balanced. Great [view to a trainwreck], all! Be sure to be mindful of [the truly awful voice-acting] and [nonexistent universe]! I can't wait until the part with the [endemic and unavoidable griefing]. ... Okay, there.
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Oh I remember this game. The concept sounded really interesting, but what was released... holy hell. Also you gotta love that the game is called Mind Jack, but when you take over someone's mind it's called "mind hacking" instead.
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The gameplay gimmick of this game looks like it could be really awesome. I doubt it will be, but at least they had a more interesting idea than "third person shooters are in, right?"
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This is easily the best game you men have ever played. Well, except for Cool Spot I guess.
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Oh man I love you guys for this  Normally this sort of setting really appears to me, but the game and the graphics look so loving bad. And Rebecca is so, so horribly miscast. And why didn't you tell me you LP'd DARK?  That game is art and I wish to inflict it upon other people 
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It looks like you found a worthy successor to Ride to Hell. Fantastic first episode. I hope our griefing buddy returns!
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Aw, I wanted in on this back when Habermann was teasing about maybe one day playing it. Except he never owned it to begin with, and then bailed on the entire forums for reasons. But then those miniature segway rhoombas wouldn't be christened doombas, so it evens out on the positive side.
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Suspicious Cook posted:The gameplay gimmick of this game looks like it could be really awesome. I doubt it will be, but at least they had a more interesting idea than "third person shooters are in, right?" If you think the idea behind this game is cool, you should play Psi-Ops, it's a way, way better third person shooter with mind powers.
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So far, we haven't learned anything about our main characters or the world they live in, but on the plus side, we have at least met our main antagonist: TNeok. This game is off to a good start, I think!
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dantheman650 posted:It looks like you found a worthy successor to Ride to Hell. Fantastic first episode. I hope our griefing buddy returns! It's not a successor until the PC inexplicably walks on his head for a corridor or two. 
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I'm honestly baffled and have no idea what this game is even trying to do, but based on reactions itt I guess that's not just because I watched it drunk.
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And I thought you couldn't make a plot less comprehensible than DARK. Fund it.
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scroogle nmaps posted:And I thought you couldn't make a plot less comprehensible than DARK. DARK has an extremely comprehensible plot. Especially since half of it is completely inconsequential.
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Hold onto your bytecoins everybody, my tweet field is being bozojacked! We're in for a bumpy ride
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Please only watch our videos while you are as sober as a ghost, a feedback data ghost.
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So yeah what this game probably should have been is Driver San Francisco with gun dudes instead of cars. Because that's kind of the thing you want, right? Like bad guys are shooting at you and then you hide behind a wall and take control of some npc that's behind them to take them by surprise. That's the first thing you think of when you see this game, right? That and stupid puzzles where you fly your magic baby into a man so he can use an ID scanner to get past a locked door. Instead it looks like... Geist? meets Pikmin??
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I've been anxiously awaiting the next LP from the CyberMen Downloadin' Coffee.jpg and this is looking pretty great so far We may know nothing about the characters and the world they inhabit in yet, but I assume that the game has a rich and detailed world that supports everything. Though it'll probably seem a little retro-futuristic nowadays, since they don't seem to have predicted the ubiquity of bitcoin that the future surely holds
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whats your favorite mendrinkin'coffee TVTrope mine is the one where judge sounds like a nerd most of the time, but then gives a mighty pirate laugh when something catches him off guard Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 13:49 on May 9, 2014 |
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Lampshaded Double Entendre: Played straight or subverted, depending on the situation Because I want to punch whoever wrote that sentence.
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steinrokkan posted:Lampshaded Double Entendre: Played straight or subverted, depending on the situation Oh wow, I was just kidding, this actually exists.
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Neurolimal posted:Oh wow, I was just kidding, this actually exists. Trademark Favorite Food: Judge loves his Applebee's steak...
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Looks like you guys can stop playing Trial of Ibn Battuta now!
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I'd say this game is an insult to Jacks everywhere, but then it's also an insult to Jims everywhere apparently. Is this game just going to insult everyone by the time it's done?
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Funny story, I went to sell back my textbooks from the semester in my school's book store, which has discount games next to the cash register for some reason. Mindjack was one of the games prominently displayed... Also looked like the best game they had.
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Ixjuvin posted:Trademark Favorite Food: Judge loves his Applebee's steak... https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/whatsapplebees/id867011102 supermikhail posted:
Wonderful. Thank you.
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Let the record show that, despite my numerous and graphic threats thereof while viewing MDC streams, I had absolutely nothing to do with that TV Tropes page, and in fact have no idea how that site even works.
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Neurolimal posted:Oh wow, I was just kidding, this actually exists.  TVTropes really has my number.
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