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So the guy talking to us over the blue tooth from inside a coke can just disappears after a while, huh? Other than what is probably going to be a laughably bad story, the game doesn't seem too bad. Sure the setting isn't anything new (I'm pretty sure the stewardesses walking around are literally the flight attendants from the Fifth Element) and it doesn't look amazing but it has interesting mechanics and it's not as buggy as ride to hell. The robots will probably get wackier too, and wacky robots (or wobots, as they are sometimes known) are always welcome. Does Anthony ever play or would wisping around make him sick?
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Bricoleur posted:Okay what the hell. We're told twice to observe the lady only and not make contact. What does Mr. Jim Mindjack do? Walk right up and stick his face into her so the other guy notices and pulls a gun on him. When you're ordered to not approach someone, don't. Already the script has tripped and fallen on its own shoelaces unless it's going for some Goosebumps "everything past 20 seconds into the game he was mindjacked!" twist. Maybe the guys with guns are just the cops coming to apprehend the man that literally just snapped another man's neck.
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May 7, 2014 23:13
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I like how every male character that you can mindjack sounds like a bad Hank Hill impression to Judge. And the entire Sweet Steve section left my cheeks sore from all the laughing.
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May 13, 2014 03:36
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I only have one thing to say about that joke during the cutscene at about 8 minutes: Boo Gehrig
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May 15, 2014 20:14
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Henchmen need cardio too
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May 16, 2014 02:01
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Suspicious Dish posted:About Us Stock's up 0.87, buy buy buy
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May 22, 2014 18:49
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Open the door, guns on the floor Everyone walk the robosaur
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May 23, 2014 01:20
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I actually saw part of Johnny Stecchino in my high school italian class and all I could remember was, "I guess he's italian Mr. Bean".
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May 27, 2014 04:58
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judge reinhold posted:You want it? You got it! It's a blip exclusive! We're kicking off our new series with a look at the MindJack upgrades! I was on blip once a few years ago watching another LP and somehow I ended up on their main page and the featured video was a woman in lingerie installing a ceiling fan so this is pretty much spot on. As for Lyle, I'm sure he'll end up betraying us at some point but they won't reveal it this early. He'll probably bide his time and lie... low (yes this should be "lay low" but thems the bad joke breaks)
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May 30, 2014 03:49
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Who the hell calls traffic cones "pylons"? Now we just need to see what you call soft drinks and we'll have another piece of the puzzle. Gotta be honest, I was expecting a starcraft joke, but I guess that would've been Anthony's purview.
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Jun 3, 2014 03:49
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judge reinhold posted:This has been established in the canon. It's fizzy soda pop drink. I'm sorry, I guess someone hasn't been updating mendrinkin'wikia. TvTropes hogging all the glory, as usual.
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Jun 3, 2014 04:09
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Samizdata posted:Okay then. The pretty shades. Thanks for spoiling my Mindjack fanfic 50 shades of "How many guys are there?!"
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Jun 4, 2014 01:49
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You know, I'll give the game credit for not making the giant glowing blue spots on the the robot its weak points. That's what I thought at first and for the first time in recorded human history, this game has exceeded expectations.
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Jun 5, 2014 20:59
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I find it hard to believe that someone known as "the nug man" finds mountain dew repulsive.
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