AWFUL SURVIVOR BYOB: Bring Your Own BYOB- THE FINAL TRIUMPH

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Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

John Cena posted:

Normally, with three tribes, the first two to win are safe, and the tribe that comes in third would lose. However, today, that is not the case. Only the first place winner will come off with Immunity. The TWO losing tribes will attend Tribal Council, and vote somebody out.

Oh, snap, DOUBLE tribal!

...

Am I doing that right?

# ? May 9, 2014 00:03

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:32

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

When do we eat the bugs

# ? May 9, 2014 00:04

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Chili, it's not your round yet. Just waiting on Dhaes.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:04

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

John Cena posted:

Chili, it's not your round yet. Just waiting on Dhaes.

poo poo. I got excited!

# ? May 9, 2014 00:05

Skinty McEdger: Mar 9, 2008; I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Chili posted:

poo poo. I got excited!

It's okay to be premature. We're all friends here. No ones judging you.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:06

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Chili posted:

poo poo. I got excited!

*strokes your hair gently*

It's ok, it happens to everyone sometimes. We'll just try again later.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:07

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

How long will players have for each round though? If no one shows up, how much grace period will there be?

# ? May 9, 2014 00:08

Wol: Dec 15, 2012; See you in the
UNDERDARK

Getting cold feet chili?

# ? May 9, 2014 00:09

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

My feet are on fire.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:11

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Chili posted:

My feet are on fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

# ? May 9, 2014 00:12

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Okay, to speed things up, I'm gonna start adding a 7 minute time limit to make picks. I'm gonna give Dhaes 2 more minutes to PM me.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:13

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Chili posted:

My feet are on fire.

You should probably do something about that.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:13

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

People keep the punching bag around, right?

Right?!?!?!

:ohdear:

# ? May 9, 2014 00:14

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Byers2142 posted:

You should probably do something about that.

BOOM!

# ? May 9, 2014 00:14

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Chili posted:

People keep the punching bag around, right?

Right?!?!?!

Only if you do some tough actin'

# ? May 9, 2014 00:15

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

windshipper posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

I like this song :dance:

# ? May 9, 2014 00:16

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

CapnAndy posted:

I like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI

# ? May 9, 2014 00:17

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Majuju picked Paper, Windshipper picked Rock, Durf gets a point!

Round Two starts now!

Round 2: Sandwolf vs Your Personal Muse vs Winson_Paine

# ? May 9, 2014 00:17

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

NYE HE HE

BEHOLD MY TRUE SKILL

# ? May 9, 2014 00:18

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

I knew you could do it, Majuju!

# ? May 9, 2014 00:18

Byers2142: May 5, 2011; Imagine I said something deep here...

Shouldn't there be default points for beating Dhaes's no-show as well? Otherwise, there's a legitimate strategy of getting ahead and then not playing.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:19

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

Majuju picked Paper, Windshipper picked Rock, Durf gets a point!

Round Two starts now!

No default points for no-shows incentivizes no-showing if you're winning, because it denies potential points.

Juuuuuuuust sayin'.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:19

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Majuju posted:

NYE HE HE

BEHOLD MY TRUE SKILL

MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST YOUR BED THIS NIGHT!

# ? May 9, 2014 00:19

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

CapnAndy posted:

No default points for no-shows incentivizes no-showing if you're winning, because it denies potential points.

Juuuuuuuust sayin'.

Yeah! What he said! We beat him, since he didn't submit anything as well.

Technical victory.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:20

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

windshipper posted:

MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST YOUR BED THIS NIGHT!

I SLEEP LEVITATING IN THE LOTUS POSITION, THIS GRANTS ME THE ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS FUTURE-SIGHT THAT I USED TO DEFEAT YOU.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:20

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

CapnAndy posted:

No default points for no-shows incentivizes no-showing if you're winning, because it denies potential points.

Juuuuuuuust sayin'.

okay cool, from this round forward, no shows result in a one point loss

# ? May 9, 2014 00:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

windshipper posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI

I also like this song! :dance:

Gaybraham Lincoln :dance:

# ? May 9, 2014 00:21

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Majuju posted:

I SLEEP LEVITATING IN THE LOTUS POSITION, THIS GRANTS ME THE ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS FUTURE-SIGHT THAT I USED TO DEFEAT YOU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w1Hk7XcJtY

# ? May 9, 2014 00:21

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

John Cena posted:

okay cool, from this round forward, no shows result in a one point loss

But can we make it that we can't go below zero?

# ? May 9, 2014 00:22

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Sandwolf? Winson Paine? You guys here?

# ? May 9, 2014 00:23

Wol: Dec 15, 2012; See you in the
UNDERDARK

To my tribemates: i'm here, sipping on the chai tea latte of inevitable victory. Phone is not v good at posting in docs but I can see you at least

# ? May 9, 2014 00:24

bowmore: Oct 6, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

I'm laying in a warm bed of luxury

# ? May 9, 2014 00:25

Your Personal Muse: Oct 5, 2010; what a cool dude

Looks like I'm the best winner of this round

# ? May 9, 2014 00:25

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

De Tribe wins a point, Hurf and Durf lose one, so the score is

Hurf: 0
De: 1
Durf: 0

# ? May 9, 2014 00:26

windshipper: Jun 19, 2006; Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

CapnAndy posted:

I also like this song! Gaybraham Lincoln

I will meet you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF4azs25kUw

# ? May 9, 2014 00:26

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.