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Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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I feel like as the surprise dark overlord entry I should fill out some questions but at the same time I can be the mysterious man of mystery, decisions decisions.

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Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Age: 40
Gender: Male
Residence: Chicago!

Why I think I should play Awful Survivor: It seems neat, I can show off my chops as a master manipulator and so on.

Why I think I am going to win the game: I like me. I like my chances. I am a happening guy who makes things happen.

The SA forum I'm mostly found posting in other than here is: The Mod Forum, defending your right to post these games from a cruel admin structure that only loves evil.

What can you expect from me in this game as a player: I make a lot of poor life choices sometimes. I bet some of those could be entertaining.

My best buddy on these forums is: Oh man, if I pick someone then I not only mark them for death at the hands of my many enemies, but I slight all the others. You are all my buddies, my beloved fellow goons, and I am honored to shepherd you through these trying times.

What I am going to do with the life changing $75 Amazon.com Giftcard Prize: I had a bunch of goofy answers here, but probably buy crap for my kid. She needs crap!

If I could have dinner with the ghost of one past historical figure who is totally dead right now, it'd be with _______ talking about : Herman Melville, so we could talk about whaling.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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windshipper posted:

I drunk PM'd you from my phone on my birthday. How am I not your best buddy?

I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS

also that was a nice PM

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Pander posted:

:munch: between you, me, poque, merk, and power of pecota, we have a chicago AS meetup waiting to happen :munch:

poo poo really? Man, that would be AGAINST THE RULES and Cena would probate us

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Poque posted:

:munch: yeah seriously, this needs to happen. :munch:

Pecota is in Evanston, we should go up to buff joes and eat wings and drink.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Poque posted:

:munch: I'm in the city so anywhere is easy

For a long time I thought I was the only goon who said they lived in Chicago who actually, like, lived in Chicago.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Poque posted:

"I'm in Chicago" *lives in Merrillville, Indiana*

but no, bucktown.

:munch:

Woah, you can pay for our drinks when we go out Mr. Moneybags. We were in Ravenswood, then North Center. Now we are no longer in city, abloo.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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John Cena posted:

Sandwolf? Winson Paine? You guys here?

Sorry the kid went briefly insane, I am here.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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fuuuuuuck

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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LOOK MAN I ALMOST MADE IT ON TIME

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Your Personal Muse posted:

Guess you couldn't step it up against me :smuggo:

it was then the mysterious six hour probations hit right before challenges...

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Your Personal Muse posted:

Meth does a lot to a kid

You aren't wrong. Anyhoo assuming I survive this at all going forward the importance of timed challenges has been made clear.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Chili posted:

Hm, kinda wanted it to keep on going to see if the last guy on the team would have also been a no-show. Kind of impacts how I vote. But OK

Well you can just see if they post?

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Asiina posted:

Hope you are okay Sandwolf!


Also everyone should do this. It's not required but regular confessionals are great for the viewers, and they'll be fun for you guys to read when the game is over.

Does it have to be a council thing, or can I do it too?

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Sandwolf posted:

:zombie:

Somehow this game was my first thought waking up in the hospital, and I cannot espouse the amount of dread that washed over me. C'est la vie.

:zombie:

Holy poo poo dude, get better. Take care of yourself man.

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Power of Pecota posted:

:munch: Don't make that stupid fish face from Wednesday's comic at me. :munch:

E: Also Cena send me a link to the viewer's vista for frick's sake

Hey we are having a meetup at Buffalo Joes apparently, Poque is paying

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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CapnAndy posted:

In all seriousness the Durf tribe has not recieved any communication about the challenge taking place in three goddamn hours and we are displeased about this, it needs to be addressed

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Your Personal Muse posted:

You have no fear because you literally ran out of it already. The thought of the De tribe thoroughly wrecking you has left you so drained of life that you are all just zombies staggering through life going through the motions, your autonomy gone and with only a vague recollection of times past where you could actually feel and could sleep without the haunting image of...

De.

You are so bad at poo poo talking it would embarrass the actual John Cena

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Your Personal Muse posted:

Shouldn't be too hard.

You smell

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Your Personal Muse posted:

Shouldn't be too hard.

You totally smell

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Oh man nearly challenge time I am ascared

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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bowmore posted:

Not even 100% sure how the challenge works

I guess I am in Hurf tribe for a reason :negative:

moar like blowmore am i rite

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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CapnAndy posted:

When will we be told who's being forced to sit out?

Hopefully in the next two minutes

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Hurf de Durf its BYOB time

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews
sit down right here and ill tell you some news

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the yob its not about attention

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the yob its not about attention
you dont have to do the effort to get some gay affection

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the yob its not about attention
you dont have to do the effort to get some gay affection

It BYOB, BYOB time

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the yob its not about attention
you dont have to do the effort to get some gay affection

It BYOB, BYOB time
Hurf and a Durf, sliding to the Goldmine

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
post a kitten picture and make the tables break
and sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
if dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
and even if youre not you can still be a chick
just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

if youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews
sit down right here and ill tell you some news
here in the yob its not about attention
you dont have to do the effort to get some gay affection

It BYOB, BYOB time
Hurf and a Durf, sliding to the Goldmine
Hurf and a Durf, sliding to the Goldmine

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Hurf de Durf its BYOB time

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

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Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down

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Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Byers2142 posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts

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