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Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

John Cena posted:

The first challenge for Tribal Immunity will occur tomorrow night at 6:00PM EST. All players on all three tribes will be playing. Is everyone cool with that time?

I'm going to be pretending to pay attention to classes, so its alright I suppose.

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Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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I heard chicks have cooties.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
I heard the hurf tribe called the durf tribe losers

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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IcePhoenix posted:

At least hurf and durf are actual words and not a prefix that requires more syllables to finally become one.

Take that back you whore.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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Byers2142 posted:

Awww, did he hit a sore spot?

De is a perfectly fine word usable in many circumstances, unlike some words (your dumb camp name)

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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Looks like I'm the best winner of this round

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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Guess you couldn't step it up against me :smuggo:

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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windshipper posted:

You're in cahoots with his kid. It's cool, you already told our tribe. It no longer matters anymore. We already won this game. :smugdog:

Meth does a lot to a kid

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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I technically beat two people in my round

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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dammit I'm going to have to carry my team to future victories aren't I?

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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John Cena posted:

To Your Personal Muse:
It's a close one when it comes to Winson_Paine, but you have the best avatar in this game. Not a question.

That's actually why I was so good at Rock, Paper, Scissors, MSPaint Jeff. My avatar gives me powers.

John Cena posted:

To All:
Do you feel morally superior to the Hurfs who voted out a guy in the hospital?
I feel morally superior to the Hurfs no matter what. I wandered over to their camp the other day in search of some seashells for my underground black market arts n' crafts business and I saw them, get this, kicking puppies. Just going to town on them. Calling them names while they did it too. It was despicable.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
I would also prefer the challenge be pushed back.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Works for me

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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I heard the hurf tribe didn't want chili around

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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You guys are illiterate anyway so who cares

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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I'm too busy doing something with my life to be devoting it to flash games

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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Voting Cena and destroying the authority is the only way anyone from Hurf or Durf will ever win this game

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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CapnAndy posted:

Hey real quick remind me how the last immunity challenge went, I forget

My two challengers no showed out of fear and then we threw the game because we hated Wolery is how I remember it.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

Byers2142 posted:

Fear of what?



We have no fear.
You have no fear because you literally ran out of it already. The thought of the De tribe thoroughly wrecking you has left you so drained of life that you are all just zombies staggering through life going through the motions, your autonomy gone and with only a vague recollection of times past where you could actually feel and could sleep without the haunting image of...

De.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Yet for all the shame he might feel, Cena would still join the De tribe since he isn't a loser

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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We actually had our board ready since the very first day, just in case. Our board was vetted by a grandmaster battleship player, you may have heard of him, his name is Ric Flair.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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Suck it

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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Disco Spider posted:

Almost submitted this



I wanted it to be changed to this but it was too late

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Guess you guys should go back to 1st grade and learn how to play battleship like real American heroes.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Sorry for the tribal council, Hurf. Maybe next time you'll have a battleship strategy that isn't "emulate a blind man throwing darts"

I'm sorry, that was uncalled for, the blind man would have had more accuracy :smuggo:

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Just so Hurf and Durf are prepared: I am currently boarding a plane to Tennessee so I can use the Titan supercomputer for this challenge. You all should just quit right now.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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Propaganda Machine posted:

Thanks for the heads up! I was planning on taking out Kennedy Space Center today, but I guess I'll have to re-route my terrorists over to Oak Ridge, instead.

Why are you sending terrorists toward me? Are you that afraid of De that you must take me out by any means?

No matter, if their aim with a gun is anything like your aim in battleship, I'll probably be able to complete the challenge while they are shooting at me without worry.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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Propaganda Machine posted:

That's cute. What's next, gonna send me a love letter with the HII stashed inside it? I am a lonely girl facing off against a boys' alliance, you know :allears:

That's a shame that you are facing off against a boys' alliance. In De we only have men, so you wouldn't have to worry about that if you were in our tribe.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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CapnAndy posted:

It's because we are badasses and these scrubs cannot stop us or our clever submarine placement.

I didn't know you were apart of De

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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CapnAndy posted:

I didn't know De was the tribe that hasn't been to Tribal Council yet

Only because we allowed it by saving you in battleship.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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Your Personal Muse posted:

Only because we allowed it by saving you in battleship.

After all, we wanted to make the game at least a little fair.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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CapnAndy posted:

So your gameplan is basically to win every individual immunity, or...?

Shouldn't be too hard.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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CapnAndy posted:

Hey, remember that time your tribe beat mine at a challenge?

Me neither

Nah I remember Battleship. I only game I remember you guys winning is Rock, Paper, Scissors which is based on luck, unlike the totally luckless game of Battleship.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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CapnAndy posted:

It's you.

It's always been you.

I would agree that the De tribe is your biggest weakness. It is everyone's weakness.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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IcePhoenix posted:

I suppose that being able to admit you are the weakest is the first step towards recovering, so good on you :)

Good thing reading comprehension isn't a priority in the upcoming competition.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Dearest Propoganda Machine,

I have thought about your request for a love letter, and I have reconsidered my position. I feel as though my actions to you were harsh and unfair, so I have written a poem, for you.

In this upcoming tribal game
It has befallen me to choose a name
One with grace and beauty who defends her turf
One who belongs to the tribe of Durf
In this task I have magnificent power
In this task I do not cower
For this name may change the course
Of the entire thread by force
When I say this name they will sit out
Of the upcoming tribal bout
Propoganda Machine go park your rear end
And we’ll whip your “boys” with class

~~~:love: :love: :love:~~~

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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Also we will be sitting out Windshipper. I asked if we could sit out two people from De since we don't need the help but they declined.

:smuggo: :smuggo: :smuggo: :smuggo: :smuggo: :smuggo: :smug

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

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The Goog posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme
This is BYOB and you can hang with me

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme
This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

The Goog posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme
This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme
This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most

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Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

The Goog posted:

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme
This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most
See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop
because the circlejerks in the yob dey never stop
it's all about threads see how many you can make

Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
you can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
if you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
just post a thread and they come around
glompin all over your melancholy posts
especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most

See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop
because the circlejerks in the yob dey never stop

it's all about threads see how many you can make
see how many times you can make a post that is fake

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