AWFUL SURVIVOR BYOB: Bring Your Own BYOB- THE FINAL TRIUMPH

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

CapnAndy
If I could have dinner with the ghost of one past historical figure who is totally dead right now, it'd be with Abraham Lincoln talking about : Burning down the South and how cool that was

Windshipper
If I could have dinner with the ghost of one past historical figure who is totally dead right now, it'd be with _______ talking about : General Sherman asking why he didn't start what he finished.

Windshipper you were my bro before, now we are MEGA-BROS

# ¿ May 7, 2014 21:08

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

The first challenge for Tribal Immunity will occur tomorrow night at 6:00PM EST. All players on all three tribes will be playing. Is everyone cool with that time?

Sure!

# ¿ May 7, 2014 22:05

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Is this challenge for reward? I could really use a tarp.

# ¿ May 8, 2014 23:52

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

windshipper posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

I like this song :dance:

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:16

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

Majuju picked Paper, Windshipper picked Rock, Durf gets a point!

Round Two starts now!

No default points for no-shows incentivizes no-showing if you're winning, because it denies potential points.

Juuuuuuuust sayin'.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:19

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

windshipper posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI

I also like this song! :dance:

Gaybraham Lincoln :dance:

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

Sandwolf? Winson Paine? You guys here?

My own petard, why am I hoisted on it

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:26

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

windshipper posted:

I will meet you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF4azs25kUw

Okay, you will know it's me because I'll be wearing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRrfnvGQG1I

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:34

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

Bowmore and Disco both picked Scissors, but Byers rocks them to earn a point for his tribe! Huzzah!

John Cena posted:

Based on a predetermined order, you will PM me either Rock, Paper, or Scissors. If your choice beats a player's choice, you get a point. If it beats both players choices, you get two points.

Ahem.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:38

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

WE ARE ROCK PAPER SCISSORS GODS

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:46

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

This is how we celebrate victories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ7u0AeOhTM

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:49

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Majuju posted:

# ¿ May 9, 2014 01:07

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

7 pm on Mother's Day seems like it could have a lot of scheduling conflicts, I think?

# ¿ May 10, 2014 03:17

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

That would be much better, thanks!

# ¿ May 10, 2014 03:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Durf Tribe is on strike until we get treemail

# ¿ May 12, 2014 15:48

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

# ¿ May 12, 2014 19:05

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Chili posted:

Whatever, Hurf got tree mail.

Maybe you Nonhurfers should try winning a reward challenge.

Your advantage was early treemail!

# ¿ May 12, 2014 19:55

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

In all seriousness the Durf tribe has not recieved any communication about the challenge taking place in three goddamn hours and we are displeased about this, it needs to be addressed

# ¿ May 12, 2014 20:50

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

# ¿ May 12, 2014 21:40

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Fast Luck posted:

You heartless bastards! John Cena is in the hospital maybe!

NO MODS NO MASTERS

# ¿ May 12, 2014 21:55

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Your Personal Muse posted:

Voting Cena and destroying the authority is the only way anyone from Hurf or Durf will ever win this game

Hey real quick remind me how the last immunity challenge went, I forget

# ¿ May 12, 2014 22:24

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Durf tribe IRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P38EG97zlOg

# ¿ May 12, 2014 23:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Yeah who in the everloving gently caress thought 1 space ships was a good idea? It was the worst idea.

# ¿ May 13, 2014 01:59

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

IcePhoenix posted:

Durf getting attacked again Apparently the first immunity challenge was also an anti-reward challenge to have the other teams dogpile you for the rest of the game.

It's because we are badasses and these scrubs cannot stop us or our clever submarine placement.

# ¿ May 14, 2014 22:36

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Your Personal Muse posted:

I didn't know you were apart of De

I didn't know De was the tribe that hasn't been to Tribal Council yet

# ¿ May 14, 2014 23:23

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

So your gameplan is basically to win every individual immunity, or...?

# ¿ May 14, 2014 23:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Your Personal Muse posted:

Shouldn't be too hard.

Hey, remember that time your tribe beat mine at a challenge?

Me neither

# ¿ May 14, 2014 23:42

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Skinty McEdger posted:

We here at De are reasonable people, and understand the emotional strain possibly losing one of your best players would bring. Thus we're open to listening to suggestions from you, if you would care to identify for us in this thread who your weakest player is.

It's you.

It's always been you.

# ¿ May 15, 2014 00:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

When will we be told who's being forced to sit out?

# ¿ May 15, 2014 00:56

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

TWICE

WE DID IT TWICE BEFORE YOU FUCKERS COULD DO IT ONCE, GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE

# ¿ May 15, 2014 01:20

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

...

That's a really fukken cute dog :3:

# ¿ May 15, 2014 01:49

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I rep all cute dogs anywhere

# ¿ May 15, 2014 01:51

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

The shtick's getting a little tired now that you don't even have false bluster to back it up, YPM. Why don't you sit the next few plays out

# ¿ May 16, 2014 03:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Fast Luck posted:

Something supposed to be happening tonight?

Nap time I guess

The reward for winning nap time is a nap

# ¿ May 19, 2014 17:16

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

5! I pick 5!

# ¿ May 19, 2014 20:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

My dog now, awwwww yeah :cool:

# ¿ May 20, 2014 04:24

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Dhaes posted:

I wish we were in the same tribe so that I could vote you.

I'm not telling Durf what to do, I'm just saying:

If I was on a tribe with YPM I'd throw the challenge just for the sheer joy of voting him out. I really, really would.

# ¿ May 20, 2014 21:57

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

No, that's fine, you can save him for the merge too. I really would kinda hate it if I never got to vote against him.

# ¿ May 20, 2014 22:11

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Can the participant talk strategy to each other in this thread or are we limited to only game responses from here on out?

# ¿ May 21, 2014 00:03

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 10:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Asiina posted:

Only game responses.

You cannot suggest guesses during somebody else's turn. You can shout out possible answers during the steal portion.

Can I ask my team if they'd prefer Play or Pass or is it solely on me every time?

# ¿ May 21, 2014 00:05

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