AWFUL SURVIVOR BYOB: Bring Your Own BYOB- THE FINAL TRIUMPH

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Got it. Let's run this.

# ¿ May 21, 2014 00:07

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 15:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

TV: IV

# ¿ May 21, 2014 00:08

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

PYF

# ¿ May 21, 2014 00:16

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I'm lonely

# ¿ May 21, 2014 00:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

# ¿ May 21, 2014 00:41

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I would have suggested Games if it wasn't my call, but I think anything with gameday threads is a pretty strong contender, so...

SAS, for all the marbles.

# ¿ May 21, 2014 01:00

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Would the survey pool like to come forward for their public shaming now, because what in the Christ, seriously, your opinions are objectively wrong.

# ¿ May 21, 2014 01:04

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

windshipper posted:

Seriously

Two major, MAJOR E/N threads about this stuff:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3581492

http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3503677

Also I'd like to hear more about the sterling reputations of D&D and loving FYAD

# ¿ May 21, 2014 01:07

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0HBhDb7AEY

# ¿ May 21, 2014 01:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I don't know when you viewers at home see them or if they get edited down or what, so I just want to say, I hope everyone enjoyed my confessional.

# ¿ May 21, 2014 04:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Propaganda Machine posted:

This annoys me even more than Next Time on Mad Men.

It contained several colorful suggestions for what actions I might take in order to feel recompensed by the people who provided the answers for today's challenge

# ¿ May 21, 2014 05:00

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

This is your first time to tribal council, what do you expect to occur tonight? What preparations need to be made knowing a member of your tribe will no longer be around after tonight?

Well, obviously, I expect someone to get voted out, and we need to prepare to be down in the numbers tomorrow. I'm not entirely sure I understand this question -- we did see everyone else's Tribal Councils, you know. It would have been nice to never go to Tribal Council until the merge but that's always been pretty drat unlikely.

Honest opinion from you guys, when you look at the new people in your tribe, do you think that they're looking at the tribe as if its one brand new family, or are they just hanging on to be reuinited with their original tribe? Where do lines really run, and what moves should be taken to further your own game since you really can't be completely trusting of these new people?

I think we're all trying to be one brand new tribe, but yeah, there's lines there. In this case, the windy/skinty and chili/dhaes duos have an advantage on me, MJ, and icey. They've gone through two Tribals each; that squeezed out the early fault lines in the tribes. In contrast, nobody on the Durfs was ever entirely sure where we stand with each other. Without that trust, we're pretty separate and it's sort of like we've got two duos and three free agents, and I'm side-eyeing the other former Durfs, wondering where they're going to jump, is it on the same side as me.

I think, moving forward, it's really important to find a tight group in this new tribe and stick with it, which is why I reached out early. I'm pretty happy with what resulted from that, I think I've got solid friends and together we can all further each other's game.

# ¿ May 21, 2014 23:37

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

# ¿ May 22, 2014 02:43

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I like that story

# ¿ May 22, 2014 03:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Hey so is anything interesting happening, no, cool, gonna go take a nap

# ¿ May 23, 2014 00:42

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

OKAY READY

GO

# ¿ May 23, 2014 00:50

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Winson_Paine posted:

THEY WILL SOON

We're down one now :confused:

# ¿ May 23, 2014 00:55

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Your Personal Muse posted:

My physique is basically chiseled out of stone, and I look like a greek god without all the weird sex they have.

___________/

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:02

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

In this challenge, a visual representation of a certain number of things will be shown as a sample size, then an image with a far larger scale will be shown. Your object is to guess the closest number of the given sample size found within the larger image, without going over.

What does this mean

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:06

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I have no idea what we're being asked to do.

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:08

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Can you please give us an example of how a round would go?

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:09

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

All right let's run this lunatic thing

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:12

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Byers2142 posted:

Last question; if same numbers are given, first to PM wins?

Are we PMing these or posting in thread?

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:13

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

This makes much more sense in practice

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:15

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

They both went over! Rules say no points for going over!

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:22

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

This is gonna be a fun challenge

*opens up wikipedia to check loving species I guess*

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:23

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Disco Spider posted:

Actually I think the opposite thing I thought a second ago!

Eurasia, Eastasia, etc.

DOWN WITH WHATEVER DOESN'T BENEFIT ME

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:24

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I DISTINCTLY SEE A CAMEL

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:25

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Byers2142 posted:

Hey, have I mentioned being colorblind? Because if I have to count red balloons, my answer's literally going to be "KISS MY rear end."

I don't know if Byers is kidding but I am in fact colorblind

It doesn't seem like it'll come up this challenge but I reserve the right to claim that's the number I saw and demand the point if I get one wrong

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:26

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Propaganda Machine posted:

How many rounds are there going to be?

First to 4 wins!

OR MAYBE I'M LYING

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:27

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Byers2142 posted:

Not kidding; remember Battleship?

I don't remember you being colorblind during it, but to be fair my memory of Battleship is sort of "yeah sure those three squares I don't give a gently caress any more"

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:28

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

windshipper posted:

Losers whine.

Winners try harder.

Winners go home and gently caress the prom queen

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Propaganda Machine posted:

The thread had green spots for hits, and red spots for sinks.

I can see why colorbindness might have been a bummer.

I'm red/green colorblind myself but they were bright enough I could tell the colors apart.

I honestly didn't notice you having problems with it Byers, sorry

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:31

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

windshipper posted:

I can't read that

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Whose goddamn turn is it

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

When am I up next

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:34

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Majuju posted:

I'm up next, then you.

Thanks

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:35

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf670orHKcA

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:35

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

it went by my sample size suggestion of a bundle.

Your sample size was a "stack"

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:39

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 15:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

A Stack of Coconuts

# ¿ May 23, 2014 01:40

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