AWFUL SURVIVOR BYOB: Bring Your Own BYOB- THE FINAL TRIUMPH

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

That was a fun game!

I think my score was pretty good?

# ¿ May 30, 2014 00:15

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 09:10

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Propaganda Machine posted:

That's Davos loving SEAWORTH

loving seriously :colbert:

Also I decided to keep playing for fun and promptly bested my high score by 500 points

# ¿ May 30, 2014 00:25

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Does that mean everybody went?

# ¿ May 30, 2014 02:47

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Probably when NXT Invasion is done.

# ¿ May 30, 2014 03:29

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I'm a little confused, I got more than 2048 though?

# ¿ May 30, 2014 03:48

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Propaganda Machine, Byers, CapnAndy, IcePhoenix, WinsonPaine, with you guys seeming to have a strong 6 alliance, is there any concern that somebody might flip?

Yeah, there's always that concern. In the end, you just gotta trust your alliance. I trust them.

Majuju, you won immunity and so far are the only one is definitely a known contender to win the bonus challenge. Do you think this display of skill paints a target on your back? Secondly, people saw your screaming fox avatar a lot of times in the latest challenge. Do you think being at the fore-front of players' sub-conscious makes you a super-target?

Hey! I'm the one whose avatar is going to be giving people PTSD!

Were you surprised by the results of last tribal council? What does this mean for your position tonight?

I knew my name was getting written down. I didn't think it would get written down 5 times. But... I expect to see my name a lot more before this game is done. Just hopefully not all at once.

windshipper posted:

I think I have built up enough solid relationships with players and am willing enough to work with them to possibly avoid such a thing. After all, without me or Skinty, CapnAndy wouldn't have this opportunity right now.

I just wanted to add that I'm completely aware of this and very, very grateful for it.

# ¿ May 31, 2014 01:44

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Winson, if I go out tonight, let me just say, I loved your fatalism so much. It's like being on a tribe with Dolorous Edd.

# ¿ May 31, 2014 03:10

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I woulda voted me out last time, I don't blame you guys. Play hard!
:ghost:

# ¿ May 31, 2014 04:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Majuju posted:

# ¿ Jun 4, 2014 01:45

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

andy you never checked into ponderosa please check into ponderosa

I was going to ask why we didn't have one!!!

A one-word link in the middle of a paragraph is easy to overlook :mad:

# ¿ Jun 4, 2014 02:40

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2014 03:37

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2014 04:17

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2014 05:17

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

GREETINGS AWFUL HOUSEGUESTS, IT IS I, ENUMMI, OTEV'S BROTHER

At least take the time to file off the serial numbers, come on
:ghost:

# ¿ Jun 10, 2014 01:35

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Skinty McEdger posted:

My quote button is broken or something
:ghost:

# ¿ Jun 13, 2014 23:10

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

*Advance scout team arrives on Survivor island*

*Only withered skeletons remain*

# ¿ Jun 26, 2014 02:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Hey guys! Did you miss me? I missed you.

Durfs, I'm glad to see at least two of you there. I'm sorry that FL fluked into his seat at the expense of one of us, and of course, I'm sorriest it couldn't be me.

Fast Luck, you wouldn't be here if you hadn't gone on an immunity run. Wouldn't you be an unworthy winner, having neither outwitted or outlasted your two finalists, but simply gotten lucky?

Icey, you were my total bro. I gotta say, though, that from what I saw PM played a more complete game. Fair's fair, though: Here's your chance to convince me to vote for you.

PM, sup girl. You played a hell of a game. Tell me why I should vote for you over Icey I guess?

CapnAndy fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Jul 2, 2014

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 02:27

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

ANDY DID YOU EVEN READ THE DOC

I thought that was okay! I edited it, is that better

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 02:34

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

DURF SUPREMACY

bring it in for a big hug durfs I'm so proud of you guys

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 03:56

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Mine was the heart :love:

You owned too, Icey, I'm sorry you didn't get second!

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 03:58

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Winson_Paine posted:

aww geeze andy even me

Yes, even you, you dummy

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 03:59

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

Just out of curiosity, let's switch it up a bit. Let's say Propaganda Machine, you got voted out last, and Winson is in your spot with Fast Luck. PM, Jurors, how differently do you vote?

Icey in a heartbeat, my jury questions would have been "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 04:03

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Nobody voted for me?

Whafuck, guys

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 04:11

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

John Cena posted:

Players, people just now joining, wanna know what the viewers thought of everybody all season long? Well lucky for you, you can find out! Here is the link to the Viewer's Vista!

Someone else read it and see how people liked me, I was playing to the audience so hard with my confessionals

Now I think they didn't like me

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 04:16

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Asiina posted:

Don't worry about what the viewers think. Everyone who posts in the vista is a nerd.

They hated me that much, huh

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 04:18

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I'm sorry you didn't like me, audience

I liked you guys

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 04:40

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 09:10

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Oh okay

# ¿ Jul 2, 2014 04:46

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