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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Taeke posted:

NdGT is that you?
Mods I'd like to report a murder

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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"Stick some jet booster flames on the back!"

*wordlessly presses the rocket boost button*

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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OwlFancier posted:

Jason Voordeer.
Antlerface

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Fawnal Deerstanation

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Well there's the deer mouse, which is a mouse, and the mouse deer, which I think is not a deer at all, and is definitely not a mouse. None of them have antlers but mouse deer have fangs so that's pretty badass I guess.


What are fangs but the antlers of the mouth?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Nfcknblvbl posted:

Sperm whales' clicks are so loud they can cook us to death if we're too close. Also, they're probably smarter than us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsDwFGz0Okg
If they're so smart how come they're just floating around in the sea all day eating fish instead of ok look we all know how this joke slash depressing truth goes.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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nesamdoom posted:

Aim aside, I can't think of a reason to mush nails together.
*watching acrobats at the circus* lol are they scared of the ground? Just walk idiots

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Carthag Tuek posted:

that one guy?
Why would you have several guys when you can just use one large guy

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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CzarChasm posted:

Even a broken jock can be right twice a day

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Animal-Mother posted:

The Spermaceti?



Whalesong translated: "YOU GONNA SUCK MY THREE FOOT LONG DICK OR WHAT? HUH?"
- from the critically panned but very popular "Finding Nemo 3: Dory is sick of your poo poo"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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freeedr posted:

Billy Jeffley down the street says he saw a dick with a toenail once. Guy said he trimmed it every week and spent all morning filing it so it was super smooth, for his wife’s sake
Want to see a dick with ten toenails?

you've been on this site for nearly two decades you know where this is going

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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Hackers film 1995 posted:

falling down prequel lookin good
"Stumbling a little bit and quickly looking around to see if anybody noticed"

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