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The first chapter of the latest Neal Stephenson book is 30-50 feral hogs, driven mad by global warming, killing a Texas rancher's kid. The rancher, filled with guilt and thoughts of revenge, goes on an ahabesque quest to hunt the leader of the pack down and kill him. Later he fucks the queen of the Netherlands.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2022 05:41 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 05:28 |
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Inceltown posted:The rancher or the lead boar fucks the Queen? I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. But you don't have to take my word for it.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2022 12:19 |
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This is a warcrime
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2022 11:48 |
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My grandma once shared a train compartment with eddy merckx during the time he was the primer cyclist in the world. She said that he killed a handle of brandy, smoked two packets of cigarettes and was obviously coked out of his mind. Bring back performance hindering drugs!
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2022 15:13 |
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Getting very concerned about the playset gap rn.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2023 17:09 |
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Whenever I see birds who's humans have taught them some weird phrase I tell myself that I would never teach them something so stupid knowing full well that I would immediately teach it to say something even stupider like: "who wants pancakes?" Or "what a handsome bird"
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2023 16:47 |
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Samovar posted:I remember hearing someone who managed to teach their bird to say 'Don't be stupid, birds can't talk!' 10/10 bit right there.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2023 23:55 |
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Animal-Mother posted:The Spermaceti? I didn’t take it out for water.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2024 02:29 |
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Anything that comes from the court of Kathrine the great should be treated with skepticism. But a diplomat that’s a pederast is hardly a shocker.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 18:11 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 05:28 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:ahaha ok yeah that makes more sense, sorry https://youtu.be/pKXkls2djVA?si=I3IZuoP-un73ahoH
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 11:55 |