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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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I'd love to try and explain human hobbies to aliens.



-Why did he climb that big rock and risk his life? To gain a mate? To recover some precious material? To assist a fellow or conquer a foe?

Nah, he just wanted to see if he could.

-Was the large weight in his back some form of penance?

Nah, he just wanted to see if he could.

-What did he gain from this perilous endeavour?

Uh, we'll he gets to say he did it.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Novum posted:

I don't get the funny foil joke. Pls send help nerds

The moon is made of cheese.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Purported video of some Brazilian speial forces knocking the wing off a plane to prevent a suspect fleeing.

http://i.imgur.com/LwYbGaG.gifv

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Hey guys, did you know you could get your hands on snacks for babies without even giving to charity? Stuff your fat, greasy face and save a buck! BAD rear end!


Hey guys, look at this children's toy that I made look more like a children's toy so you can play a 30 year old game designed for children. BAD rear end!!!









You guys are loving lame.












Amateurs. Have some Bad rear end Sport:










Who needs teeth?








(I was at this game. Two players pulled their own teeth, the rookie Pageau got a hat trick, and they set a playoff record for most penalty minutes in a single game)

http://i.imgur.com/vL9GYK6.png - Judging by your lame-rear end posts, you lot probably can't handle a little blood.





You all disgust me.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Tiberius Thyben posted:

Well, it is bad. And rear end.

I'm sorry your parents couldn't afford skates. And I'm sorry you can't manage an original sense of humour.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Well, with that embarrassing string of animé BS I think we can safely gas this thread already. You people are loving terrible.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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I've got an itch on my shins.





Aaaaaahh, that's better.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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chitoryu12 posted:

I'm incredibly glad that someone finally had the idea to attach a flamethrower to a hammer.

pfffft, just a flame thrower

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Love how he goes to celebrate with his buddy/coworker and sees that no one saw or cares so he just gets back to work. Good for him.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Sharky wants to play in the cage too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93WiSq9TIoM

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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I liked the part how after he was on the ground everyone got in on the fun and blasted a couple hundred more rounds at him.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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I'm the logic behind high speed chases.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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E: ignore me. Totally not the thread for this.

Instead let's admire this huge, jacked man.



http://i.imgur.com/ZV7LvBmh.jpg

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Delivery McGee posted:



And, on a tangent: does Oklahoma issue scopes to their State Troopers, or is that the guy's personal weapon? Every police-issue AR I've seen was like an A2, with the carry handle and iron sights.

Totally the place for this question. What do you think about gun control? Any thoughts on circumcision?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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But would gun control have prevented this?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Some serious bad assery going on itt.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Didn't know Lovecraft dabbled in architecture.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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(original 'shop was crap too. gently caress you)

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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BrigadierSensible posted:

No Hanzo steel 2/10

ultrafilter posted:

Needs babes.


Fine, but it just looks crowded now.






The Iron Rose posted:

Amazing, but what's the cross hatch above the maga hat?

Fascists.

Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 23:21 on Apr 21, 2017

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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and just for the record

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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You guys know why Hillary lost? Lengthy explanations only, please.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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They'll leaf you alone.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Pfft, been done before.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Someone kinda did!

Nuts 2 from robot wars.

Can't grab a link rn but you all have google.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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The first nuts had no business getting as far as it did but it proved the gimmick was actually kind of a decent design. Centrifugal force is always where I put my money. If they could find a way to move effectively while that thing is up to speed they could be a serious contender. And those mini bots that can drive under the spinning chain and lift up or otherwise impede opponents are rad as hell.

Oh, and for anyone that hasn't cracked the code, you can usually skip exactly 5 mins from the end of a fight to get to the start of the next. Final usually has a longer inter fight break.

That whole series belongs itt.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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That's got an impressive-to-why? ratio on par with Sepak takraw

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Malachi Constant posted:

Honestly, it's one of the more realistic depictions of spaceship fights, assuming that there are inertial engines that accelerate at a tremendous rates. The fleets spend hours accelerating toward each other across a solar system and the actual combat happens over about a tenth of a second. The most destructive force is nukes detonating at relativistic velocities so that they hit the enemy ships as high energy gamma rays. Eventually FTL sensors come into play which is dubious, but I admit that the scene where the Grayson Navy launches their completely unexpectedly massive missile salvo toward the enemy still leaves me verklempt. "For Honor, and no quarter!". Yes I really am the dork I was pretending to be.


I liked the part where a six-limbed telepathic cat stopped an assassination attempt.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Indeed.

This, however, is completely legal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7rKG40bx68

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Ffs, start an army thread or something.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Here's a hockey player pulling his own tooth out so he can continue to play. Now let's spend 2 pages discussing the upcoming NHL/NHLPA CBA negotiations that will likely result in a lockout. Let's also review the merits and disadvantages of the offer-sheet system while critiquing executives' reluctance to use it despite the disparity between salary escalation and pick compensation.

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Croatoan posted:

He also went from supporting a socialist, Henry Wallace when he was young to being a staunch Regan supporter as he got older. :shrug:

As I and my acquaintances approach middle age, I'm finding this is all too common for most men. Well, middle class white guys, at least.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Say Nothing posted:

Rene Magritte museum.



Pfft. Not even a museum.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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Novum posted:

Lol what why?

How else ya gonna dance to dub step?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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This one?

















Or this one?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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CzarChasm posted:

So according to his kill count that's 7 Nazis, 4 hashtags(?) and 1 side rear view mirror(?)

It's an outdated symbol for fascists and a modern symbol for fascists (look closer).

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

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And you talk to the man first.

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