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Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I can't count the number of people I tossed off that helipad in the last hitman game.

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Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Who died and stopped giving Mencia material?

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Azathoth Prime posted:

My uncle was slain by a cow on his farm. A usually docile dairy cow, no less. It gave him a shove and he fell over backwards and cracked his skull open on concrete. We don’t know if he got between a mother and her calf, or if that cow just had murder in her heart.

Poser. My maternal grandfather got killed by a bull. This was in Northern Ireland during the Troubles, so it might have been a Loyalist bull.

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Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


All granny told me was that to add insult to injury, the burgers made from the bull tasted like shite.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Biplane posted:

The cum whales get a bad rap. They're highly developed, complex creatures that may even have their own sort of language when communicating with other cum whales.

Am I still in the Star Citizen thread?

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