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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I'd hit the hippo on its weak point, they eyeball, then apply all of my aura on a single point of my body into a perfect strike to the solar plexus, knocking it unconscious.

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I've seen a bull run head first into an anvil. A goddamn anvil the bullfighter was hiding behind the red cape, and the bull was stunned but otherwise fine.

Anyway, I got a date with the bullfighters hot sister tonight, so I got to get ready for that as soon as I catch this loving rabbit.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


marshmallow creep posted:

A little amused to see her boyfriend, a former NFL player training to be an Olympian, decides to jump in on the Boston Marathon because if she can do it then obviously he can do it without any marathon training, and then he only barely scrapes by the finish line while she's been done for over an hour.

Well he did do it without any training which is hell of impressive

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I like Beluga, they are like the Scott Steiner of whales

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