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Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
deadly striker Costa Phillipou ... they are really stretching it with this guy.

I'm pretty excited for the card tonight. Haven't had fights in two weeks! We are spoiled lately.

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1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Two dangerous strikers... #7 vs #14

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
This lady cutman is p cute

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Recipe145, Recipe170?

how

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Lapsley looks awful.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
That owned

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Cool KO.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
the owned.

the wrestler looked like he didn't want to stand at all with the sorta-dagestani

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
That was a nice left.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
The wrestler needs to learn how to jab instead of lunging forward with hooks and getting countered all day.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!
Man, how did that Lapsley guy make it into the UFC, even considering this is a Fight Night prelim fight.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
The UFC has to sign a bunch of guys who would he Bellator rejects in order to fill card space.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DekeThornton posted:

Man, how did that Lapsley guy make it into the UFC, even considering this is a Fight Night prelim fight.

He was trying to sign Bobby Lashley as a joke.

Bell the Cat
Apr 5, 2004

Dirty pool old man. I like it.

1st AD posted:

The UFC has to sign a bunch of guys who would he Bellator rejects in order to fill card space.

And cut fighters who would be champs in other promotions because :shrug:.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Man that Barao/Dillashaw promo is hella 90's.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Chexoid posted:

Man that Barao/Dillashaw promo is hella 90's.

it owned

e: they did a hell of a job saving that card. I mean it's not like it's gonna be a needle mover but it'll probably own a lot except for Jamie Varner.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Chexoid posted:

Man that Barao/Dillashaw promo is hella 90's.

it beats the 174 promo that was the cheapest thing I've ever seen them make. The highlight was "Montreal's own" for Rory MacDonald because there's literally nothing else worth noting.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Chexoid posted:

Man that Barao/Dillashaw promo is hella 90's.

nWo

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Lloyd Boner posted:

it owned

e: they did a hell of a job saving that card. I mean it's not like it's gonna be a needle mover but it'll probably own a lot except for Jamie Varner.

Varner fights are great.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Bell the Cat posted:

And cut fighters who would be champs in other promotions because :shrug:.

Nobody cares about Fitch, Okami, or Shields.

Also money.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

MassRafTer posted:

Varner fights are great.

Oh I'm sure the fight will be fun, Krause is a fun fighter too, but Jamie Varner does not own.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Lloyd Boner posted:

Oh I'm sure the fight will be fun, Krause is a fun fighter too, but Jamie Varner does not own.

He's great, his tattoos are peak MMA, his whining is peak MMA and he gets kicked in the dick.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Lloyd Boner posted:

Oh I'm sure the fight will be fun, Krause is a fun fighter too, but Jamie Varner does not own.

Varner did donate his face to give us this:

Bell the Cat
Apr 5, 2004

Dirty pool old man. I like it.

1st AD posted:

Nobody cares about Fitch, Okami, or Shields.

Also money.

Could do without Fitch or Shields in the world, but I liked Okami. He was a rare bird as a heavy Japanese wrestler.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Bubba Smith posted:

Varner did donate his face to give us this:



I have to watch that fight again, god bless fight pass. I hope I don't forget by the end of the show.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Cool sit-through

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Holy drat. Shut off.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
loving owns

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Did he go for two singles on the ref? Usually they figure it out after one.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Back to back brutal KOs for the manimal

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!
That was cool.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
this guy should fight Michael Chandler for the interim Bellator PPV belt

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Ben Wall should consider not fighting.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
God how does Heidi Androl still have a job doing anything?

Someone post a pic from Rousey/Tate in Strikeforce where Ronda looked like she wanted to murder Androl

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
I hope the 1st round KOs continue through this fight to the main event.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
It's a Nik Lentz fight so

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Lentz looks pretty good.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Nice cheating

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Oh Manny

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@BloodyElbow 1m
There is something to be said of MMA's penchant for zooming in as a freshly fouled fighter rubs his genitals vigorously with a mean face.

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