NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY

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abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

It's pronounced Man-zell, not Man-zeal?

# ? May 9, 2014 00:13

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Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Winkie01 posted:

NFLN will have Rich Eisan and most importantly not have boomer and Ray Lewis saying PASSION, HEART 10 times after every pick. NFLN will not have trent dilfer either.

That settles that, but I reserve the right to have ESPN on the previous channel option

# ? May 9, 2014 00:13

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Where is my Les? Get Nick offa there.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:13

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Silly Burrito posted:

She actually went #2.

You don't know the half of it

# ? May 9, 2014 00:13

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

RumbleFish posted:

Hopefully the Panthers do something cool and fun. Realistically, I should be preparing to be happy with all the DTs and LBs they're about to draft.

BPA all the way. As long as it's no Mosely i don't care.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:13

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Abel Wingnut posted:

It's pronounced Man-zell, not Man-zeal?

Foot-ball

# ? May 9, 2014 00:14

bewbies: Sep 23, 2003; Fun Shoe

So I spend a lot of time (read: your tax dollars) following the draft all year long but I really think I need to watch PK thrash the Bruins again.

WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS

# ? May 9, 2014 00:14

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Kirios posted:

Do you have a personal preference? I'm leaning towards NFL Network but Kiper can be pretty solid with his analysis.

Kiper can also be really wanky and has so much hair product in his hair I think he might be greasier than Dean Ambrose

Parm does your kid run a 4.3 if so Blitz might draft her

# ? May 9, 2014 00:14

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

This is probably the one thing that I enjoy posting in TFF more than anything else. This is probably the best (and funniest) day for this forum. We're a bunch of football nerds that love making fun of teams and their dumb draft decisions.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:14

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd/status/464540661568778240/photo/1

Always draft the weed guy.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:14

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

bewbies posted:

So I spend a lot of time (read: your tax dollars) following the draft all year long but I really think I need to watch PK thrash the Bruins again.

WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS

Do what I'm doing and do both

gently caress Boston

# ? May 9, 2014 00:14

Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

So is this being streamed on the NFL website?

# ? May 9, 2014 00:14

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Parmesan Basil posted:

You don't know the half of it

Dude, I have three kids. The poop stories alone would make single men seek vasectomies immediately.

But congrats!

# ? May 9, 2014 00:15

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Welp gonna miss the thread because of dumb tennis, it didn't rain, have fun don't try too hard to get into 2014draft.gif

Silly Burrito posted:

Dude, I have three kids. The poop stories alone would make single men seek vasectomies immediately.

But congrats!

So you too know the fun of having potty trained kids regress because they want to be babies again :toot:

# ? May 9, 2014 00:15

LEGO Genetics: Oct 8, 2013; She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

I don't know who the Raiders will draft at 5 or if they trade down, I just don't know if I could handle a dhb.gif

# ? May 9, 2014 00:15

RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

Also it goes without saying that I hope Clowney goes No. 1 and gets reunited with Swearinger and kicks rear end in the NFL forever.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:15

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

ZenVulgarity posted:

Kiper can also be really wanky and has so much hair product in his hair I think he might be greasier than Dean Ambrose

Parm does your kid run a 4.3 if so Blitz might draft her

In my heart

# ? May 9, 2014 00:16

bewbies: Sep 23, 2003; Fun Shoe

Alright I can have Bruins Habs on my TV and draft on my monitor, which one should I mute

# ? May 9, 2014 00:16

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

RumbleFish posted:

Also it goes without saying that I hope Clowney goes No. 1 and gets reunited with Swearinger and kicks rear end in the NFL forever.

As long as it's not to Atlanta, sure.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:16

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Intruder posted:

So you too know the fun of having potty trained kids regress because they want to be babies again

brb getting a vasectomy.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:16

LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

bewbies posted:

Alright I can have Bruins Habs on my TV and draft on my monitor, which one should I mute

Are you watching the draft on ESPN or NFLN? If your answer is ESPN, mute the draft.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:16

Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Silly Burrito posted:

Dude, I have three kids. The poop stories alone would make single men seek vasectomies immediately.

But congrats!

Dude after two I was like seinfeld.gif

# ? May 9, 2014 00:17

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

bewbies posted:

Alright I can have Bruins Habs on my TV and draft on my monitor, which one should I mute

Obviously the draft.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:17

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Parmesan Basil posted:

In my heart

Does she scramble well to avoid getting changed

My lady is considering having kids soon so I need to know what formations are needed to catch scrambling kids

# ? May 9, 2014 00:17

No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

bewbies posted:

Alright I can have Bruins Habs on my TV and draft on my monitor, which one should I mute

Probably the draft, frankly. Though I don't know how exciting/interesting hockey commentary/PBP is either so.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:17

A Man and his dog: Oct 24, 2013; by R. Guyovich

So what are you guys eating for this thing?!?

I have chips.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:17

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Silly Burrito posted:

Dude, I have three kids. The poop stories alone would make single men seek vasectomies immediately.

But congrats!

Thanks! She's going to be a wonderful Chiefs fan, just like her father.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:18

Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Time to insert football methadone into my veins.

Happy Draft Day!

# ? May 9, 2014 00:18

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

ZenVulgarity posted:

Does she scramble well to avoid getting changed

My lady is considering having kids soon so I need to know what formations are needed to catch scrambling kids

Mine too. I'll probably have a kid within a year...scared.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:18

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

SCOTT CRICHTON

Poor man's Chris Long

# ? May 9, 2014 00:18

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Isn't that graduation reasoning bullshit? I thought you couldn't report until your quarter or semester was over?

# ? May 9, 2014 00:18

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Did Goodell just say that the venue where they have been having the draft for 30 years isn't available for the draft in april? Bullshit.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:18

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

I really hope Manziell busts and is out of the NFL in a few years. I think I am the only one that is getting sick and tired of hearing about him.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:18

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

What are the Vegas odds on the Pats actually picking tonight?

# ? May 9, 2014 00:18

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

A Man and his dog posted:

So what are you guys eating for this thing?!?

I have chips.

Pesto and pasta with some eggplant on top. I may as well live in Austin at this point, sorry fellow Texans.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:18

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

Manziel looks like a loving twerp.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:19

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

ZenVulgarity posted:

Does she scramble well to avoid getting changed

My lady is considering having kids soon so I need to know what formations are needed to catch scrambling kids

Whatever position gets you out of changing a massive blowout.

# ? May 9, 2014 00:19