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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Hello friends

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Kirios posted:

Mine too. I'll probably have a kid within a year...scared. :(

Planned Adult Life

Shut the gently caress up Chris Berman

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011

ohhhh jff feeling himself

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

mcmagic posted:

Did Goodell just say that the venue where they have been having the draft for 30 years isn't available for the draft in april? Bullshit.

you know other things happen at radio city music hall right

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Poonerman posted:

the raiders own



I wouldn't call that...owning, per say. More like being owned?

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

A Man and his dog posted:

So what are you guys eating for this thing?!?

I have chips.
Dan dan mian and tiger skin peppers.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
Does anyone have a HQ stream from NFLN or ESPN to recommend?

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Kirios posted:

I wouldn't call that...owning, per say. More like being owned?

nah thats the poo poo

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Does ESPN even coach Berman on how to ask questions

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Kirios posted:

I wouldn't call that...owning, per say. More like being owned?

It tells me I want to pick right after the Raiders.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
If the Browns take JFF and he Bust I'm going to just laugh and feel bad

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Parmesan Basil posted:

nah thats the poo poo

It's as much as "the poo poo" as Alex Smith is.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Mack above Clowney. Sure thing, Mayock.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Let's go a Buc.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Parmesan Basil posted:

Thanks! She's going to be a wonderful Chiefs fan, just like her father.

"Your daughter said her first words today."

"Oh my god are you serious what did she say?"

"gently caress Alex Smith."

"YES! I mean, no wait where are you going i'm sorry"

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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ZenVulgarity posted:

Does she scramble well to avoid getting changed

My lady is considering having kids soon so I need to know what formations are needed to catch scrambling kids

You can try prevent, you can try man to man, but in the end, you're just going to be on a football follies show with Yakety Sax in the background. Just accept it now.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

kidcoelacanth posted:

Let's go a Buc.

Manziel or Evans

Silly Burrito posted:

You can try prevent, you can try man to man, but in the end, you're just going to be on a football follies show with Yakety Sax in the background. Just accept it now.


I'm going to be the dad at home so I'm terrified now

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000347962/article/walkup-songs-for-every-draft-prospect-at-nfl-draft?campaign=Twitter_atl

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Quest For Glory II posted:

Does ESPN even coach Berman on how to ask questions
Yes, otherwise the only thing he'd be capable of saying would be "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP"

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




If my kid's first words were "gently caress Matt Schaub" I'd probably die of happiness.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Volkerball posted:

"Your daughter said her first words today."

"Oh my god are you serious what did she say?"

"gently caress Alex Smith."

"YES! I mean, no wait where are you going i'm sorry"

Mrs. Basil understands that my love for her and our kid is rivaled only by my hate for my QB.

New Division
Jun 23, 2004

I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.
Be smart Texans. Pick Clowney, pair him with Watt, then watch them literally kill Andrew Luck on the field.

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Goodell looks like he's about to fall asleep at all times

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
Johnny Manziel
Draft Day - Drake

:)

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




My walk-up song would 100% be Kanye West - Power.

No one bust should have all that power...

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Jason Vererrett would be completely off my draft board for choosing to ever listen to Gucci Mane.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Ugh, Drake is terrible.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
Teddy Bridgewater
The World's Greatest - R. Kelly


arrogant

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Roger Goodell posted:

This is the one day that 32 teams get better.



gently caress you Goodell

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Kirios posted:

Mine too. I'll probably have a kid within a year...scared. :(

Fun fact. Sometimes they poo poo so hard it shoots up the back of their diaper and gets all over their back and clothes and such

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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ZenVulgarity posted:

Manziel or Evans



I'm going to be the dad at home so I'm terrified now

Ah, it's not that bad. Just don't buttfumble the baby.

Notable Dom X
Apr 3, 2011

by exmarx
Buglord

ughhhh

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Kirios posted:

My walk-up song would 100% be Kanye West - Power.

No one bust should have all that power...

It'd be perfect if you were getting drafted by the Saints.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

:laffo:

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Parmesan Basil posted:

Thanks! She's going to be a wonderful Chiefs fan, just like her father.

Well, spit it out, who is he?

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
Really, JFF?

I want someone to someday pick something weird and out there, like a Screaming Females or Killer Mike tune.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Intruder posted:

Fun fact. Sometimes they poo poo so hard it shoots up the back of their diaper and gets all over their back and clothes and such

Can't we just go back to debating the merits of Matt Schaub's tenure? :(

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

ZenVulgarity posted:

Manziel or Evans



I'm going to be the dad at home so I'm terrified now

:hf: Stay at home dad bros

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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ZenVulgarity posted:


gently caress you Goodell

My kid's first words!

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Dr. Foom
Jul 5, 2007

I have approximate knowledge of many things.
Please let Khalil Mack fall to the Raiders many thanks

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