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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

My week old daughter has on her "Daddy's #1 draft pick" onesie on so we all know this is going to go very, very well.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:11

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:56

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Intruder posted:

Man talk about a reach

I kid

She has very high intangibles!

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:12

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Silly Burrito posted:

She actually went #2.

You don't know the half of it

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:13

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

ZenVulgarity posted:

Kiper can also be really wanky and has so much hair product in his hair I think he might be greasier than Dean Ambrose

Parm does your kid run a 4.3 if so Blitz might draft her

In my heart

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:16

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Silly Burrito posted:

Dude, I have three kids. The poop stories alone would make single men seek vasectomies immediately.

But congrats!

Thanks! She's going to be a wonderful Chiefs fan, just like her father.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:18

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

ZenVulgarity posted:

Does she scramble well to avoid getting changed

My lady is considering having kids soon so I need to know what formations are needed to catch scrambling kids

Whatever position gets you out of changing a massive blowout.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:19

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Kirios posted:

I wouldn't call that...owning, per say. More like being owned?

nah thats the poo poo

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:20

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Mack above Clowney. Sure thing, Mayock.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:21

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Volkerball posted:

"Your daughter said her first words today."

"Oh my god are you serious what did she say?"

"gently caress Alex Smith."

"YES! I mean, no wait where are you going i'm sorry"

Mrs. Basil understands that my love for her and our kid is rivaled only by my hate for my QB.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:22

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

ZenVulgarity posted:

Manziel or Evans

I'm going to be the dad at home so I'm terrified now

Stay at home dad bros

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:25

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Rectal Placenta posted:

I NEED A TOM SAVAGE UPDATE

hes bad

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:31

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

A Pale Horse posted:

That's because Bucco Bruce loving owns.

You guys went from top five unis in the league to second to last.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:35

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Kirios posted:

Whose last?

Denver. They were the same way, too. I love Ha-Ha's outfit

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:36

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Kyle Fuller in Phoenix Wright cosplay

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:38

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Big Beef City posted:

Can someone help a brother out with a stream or tell me wtf I'm supposed to do on this firstrow stream that literally has NO x to get out of the ad blocking it?

http://gofirstrowus.eu/watch/258983/3/watch-nfl-draft-pre-show.html

# ¿ May 9, 2014 00:41

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

bridge please

# ¿ May 9, 2014 01:06

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

man this is awesome i love it

# ¿ May 9, 2014 01:10

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

HERE IT IS

# ¿ May 9, 2014 01:14

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

All right, now Bridgewater can fall to KC

# ¿ May 9, 2014 01:16

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Chromatic posted:

No way Chiefs draft a QB

Yeah, you're right. But I can dream!

# ¿ May 9, 2014 01:17

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I have the Rams getting Robinson fyi

# ¿ May 9, 2014 01:21

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

phil dunphy???

# ¿ May 9, 2014 01:24

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I can't believe it.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 01:31

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

This is hilarious madness and I love it.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 01:33

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

BILLS BILLS BILLS

# ¿ May 9, 2014 01:34

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

A first rounder?!?!?!

# ¿ May 9, 2014 01:36

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Raiders please pass on Manziel please please

# ¿ May 9, 2014 01:39

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

cleveland is dumb and smart lol

# ¿ May 9, 2014 02:02

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

# ¿ May 9, 2014 02:05

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

No Butt Stuff posted:

Bridgewater falls to the Chiefs. Parm Basil dies of happiness.

I would be so, so happy you guys

# ¿ May 9, 2014 02:12

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Called it!

# ¿ May 9, 2014 02:12

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

No Butt Stuff posted:

I honestly would be pretty happy. Oh look, we don't have to extend Smith. Guess we can spend that money in a more exciting place.

Like an actual good player

# ¿ May 9, 2014 02:13

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Really now.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 02:14

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Titans get a gently caress stick

# ¿ May 9, 2014 02:23

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Oh my god. Two QBs falling. We're eleven picks away. PLease lord jesus

# ¿ May 9, 2014 02:24

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

big white giant from the Midwest? probably racist

threatened to rape a girl actually!

# ¿ May 9, 2014 02:24

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

ok I won't think about a QB falling. I don't want to jinx it. I have to let it happen.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 02:27

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Bye OBJ. Was nice knowing you

# ¿ May 9, 2014 02:30

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Rams get Clinton-Dix I bet.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 02:32

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:56

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Doesn't St. Louis already have a good D-line?

# ¿ May 9, 2014 02:38

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