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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
:getin:

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Gj Houston, you took 15 minutes to make the pick everyone knew you would.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Except when they're on offence.
they'll still be terrifying then, just in a different way.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

E_Motion posted:

Bortles, the least intimidating name ever.
Offensive tackle Guy Whimper

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Ok cool Jags get to pick whoever they want sans Clowney.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Welp

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I'm going to need to take some time to meditate on this draft pick. Perhaps heavier drinking will help me reach a conclusion.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Blake.

Bortles.

Blaaake. Bortles.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Blake… Bortles? Blake Bortles?

Blake Bortles. Blake Bortles!

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Blake Bortles is a motherfucker.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Would Blake Bortles have been picked by now if it weren't for the Jaguars???

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Which top pick will have the best career? Not Blake Bortles, say ESPN.com responds.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
After some meditation and like five whiskey sours I have come to the conclusion that I can never like Blake Bortles no matter how successful he becomes because when I say his name it feels like I have to chew it in my mouth to get it out.

"Bortles."

"Bortles."

"Booooortles."

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

No Safe Word posted:

abandon the hennewagon and get in the bortle...copter? I got nothin'
Get in the Bortle Bubble

Great pick for the Vikings btw

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Now that Houston isn't going to get Bridgewater I feel a little less terrible

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I miss Byron Leftwich

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

The Glumslinger posted:

Dispersal draft when the Jaguars fold
What the gently caress man

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

The Glumslinger posted:

Hey, its the only other draft I could think of
It was a low-blow is all I'm sayin'

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Kirios posted:

That would be pretty sweet, actually. But no, it's not worth another Carr. :(
I think I understand why you're opposed to Carr, Kirios

It's the same visceral reaction I have to another Bush becoming president

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Kirios posted:

If they HAVE to take a quarterback I'd probably rather have Garoppolo...but man, what a letdown. From Bridgewater to the gigantic scrapheap that remains.
Trade you your second, a third and a future first for Bortles

you know you want to

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Did the homeless man just wander into the Browns war room after their first pick, or what

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Volkerball thanks for being a friend during these troubled Blake Bortles times :)

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

wheez the roux posted:

Blake Bortles' Ball Blog Portal
Blake Bortle's Big Bouncy Bubble

What if Blake Bortles was turned into a Bortles Borg

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Alouicious posted:

stats in a vacuum are always the best way to evaluate any prospect ever
You gotta give those stats some air if you wanna properly use them to assess prospects, agreed

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