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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




As soon as I post that we need a GDT for the draft you create one. You're a good man bewbies.

Go Clowney or Bridgewater at 1!

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Guys, I need an answer for this question as soon as possible:

NFL Network or ESPN for draft coverage?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




The Puppy Bowl posted:

Doesn't matter just flip back and forth when the one you're watching gets boring.

Do you have a personal preference? I'm leaning towards NFL Network but Kiper can be pretty solid with his analysis.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




This is probably the one thing that I enjoy posting in TFF more than anything else. This is probably the best (and funniest) day for this forum. We're a bunch of football nerds that love making fun of teams and their dumb draft decisions.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Intruder posted:

So you too know the fun of having potty trained kids regress because they want to be babies again :toot:

brb getting a vasectomy.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




ZenVulgarity posted:

Does she scramble well to avoid getting changed

My lady is considering having kids soon so I need to know what formations are needed to catch scrambling kids

Mine too. I'll probably have a kid within a year...scared. :(

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




A Man and his dog posted:

So what are you guys eating for this thing?!?

I have chips.

Pesto and pasta with some eggplant on top. I may as well live in Austin at this point, sorry fellow Texans. :(

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Poonerman posted:

the raiders own



I wouldn't call that...owning, per say. More like being owned?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Parmesan Basil posted:

nah thats the poo poo

It's as much as "the poo poo" as Alex Smith is.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




If my kid's first words were "gently caress Matt Schaub" I'd probably die of happiness.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




My walk-up song would 100% be Kanye West - Power.

No one bust should have all that power...

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Intruder posted:

Fun fact. Sometimes they poo poo so hard it shoots up the back of their diaper and gets all over their back and clothes and such

Can't we just go back to debating the merits of Matt Schaub's tenure? :(

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Prozach posted:

It'd be perfect if you were getting drafted by the Saints.

Saints Row: The Third is one of the best games in the last 10 years and if you disagree you're probably as racist as Donald Sterling.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




gently caress instead of working my rear end off and constantly updating Cisco certs my whole life I can stay at home and change diapers?

Bye-bye CCIE I will never achieve you!

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Silly Burrito posted:

Joke about lovely job goes here.

All of our jobs suck. We're goons.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




A Pale Horse posted:

You know you're getting old when you don't really know any of the songs on that playlist. :(

But will these kids have ever experienced and appreciated the cream-sicle jerseys? I'd say we won out on that one.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Rectal Placenta posted:

I NEED A TOM SAVAGE UPDATE

A+ Name. C- Talent.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Silly Burrito posted:

Still not related to Randy.

Nevermind - downgrading him to A- name.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




ZenVulgarity posted:

Most young bucs fans love the creamsicles and are pissed they aren't in rotation

IIRC the Bucco Bruce stuff is really popular

If you don't love flamboyant Bucco Bruce then I don't know what to tell you.

Edit: If I were a Bucs fan I'd only have creamsicle jerseys. Come on man why the gently caress did you ever change those?!

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




The Puppy Bowl posted:

HAHAHAHA

Jake Matthews walk out music is the theme to Rocky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvQkl7qa6RQ

That...fits really well. This should push Matthews over Robinson at #2.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




A Pale Horse posted:

I'll be 35 this year, that's like 65 in gay years.

I appreciate you Pale Horse. I just turned 28 and a lot of the internet makes me feel really old. But you, you put my perspective back in place. You're a kind soul Mr. Horse.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Parmesan Basil posted:

You guys went from top five unis in the league to second to last.

Whose last?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Parmesan Basil posted:

Denver. They were the same way, too. I love Ha-Ha's outfit

Excellent answer. 100% agree with you - those numbers and helmet look absolutely horrible. The only other teams that are in their "league" are the Titans and Jaguars.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




PrinceRandom posted:

Is this Wrestlemania or something?

Whatcha gonna do brother when Clowney runs all over you?!

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010





Texans.

Listen.

I know Clowney's the #1 player in the draft...but...

DONT YOU loving DARE TAKE CLOWNEY AND DENY US THE SUICIDE OF JOHN MCCLAIN. THIS IS NOW A HOLY CRUSADE - IT IS YOUR DIVINE RIGHT TO NOT DRAFT CLOWNEY.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




A Pale Horse posted:

This is like some weird pageant or something.

They're showing the players off. It's like a runway show.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




gently caress you Taylor you shithead racist.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




:siren: IT BEGINS! :siren:

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




You guys drafted the next Blaine Gabbert. I'm so happy the Jaguars are in our division.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




surf rock posted:

To be fair, Joe Haden + Justin Gilbert is gonna be SICK.

Not sick enough to make up for an anemic offense, but whatevs. Draft Derek Carr and have him wing it to Josh Gordon all day, Cleveland.

Watt + Clowney > Haden + Gilbert

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




PLEASE BE MANZIEL

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




It's shaping like Blake Bortles was by far the top quarterback prospect in the draft. That's loving hilarious to me.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Dude...Parmesan. You're going to have a quarterback who rates better than everyone coming out last year fall into your lap. Taking Eric Fisher instead of a QB last year may work out perfectly for you...I'd much rather have Bridgewater or Manziel over...well, anyone last year.

If I were a Chiefs fan and they passed up on either QB I'd be incredibly furious.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Parmesan Basil posted:

STOP TALKING ABOUT IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Be excited man....surely the Chiefs FO won't be that stupid.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010





You're the best Febreeze. <3 your stuff as always.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Parmesan Basil posted:

Ok, it's ok. Get Teddy now.

....it's not happening Parmesan. :(

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




...I'm so sorry Parmesan and Chiefs fans. I'm so sorry for you guys....this is horrible.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Parmesan Basil posted:

If you want to get on the Fire John Dorsey bandwagon, it starts behind me.

Right behind you buddy. :unsmith:

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010





Have you missed any yet, or has everyone been an expected first round pick thus far?

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