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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I love that Berman has never prepared for a broadcast in his life and is somehow the face of ESPN.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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JT Jag posted:

Offensive tackle Guy Whimper

The best thing about Guy Whimper was that he played offensive line exactly how you'd picture a dude named Guy Whimper playing.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Haha, that poor FSU DB in that Robinson highlight.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Browns do something competent?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Wanvig posted:

Browns are actually doing a competent job collecting draft picks.

They're setting up their next GM pretty well with the 2015 picks.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Bloodlines!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Man Evans is emotional as hell.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Gruden apparently missed Deion's entire career.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Boo that man.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Jesus the Browns just want people to talk about them.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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When I think of teams that can afford a luxury pick I think the Titans.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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I like that every time I happen to glance up they're showing Mel's best running backs available on the crawl. It really drives home that watching this whole thing is a waste of time.

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Mar 29, 2010

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Petey posted:

isn't this, uh, super high for beckman?

He's been steadily moving up the boards, a month ago everyone was mocking him to the Chiefs and I read some complaints that it might be too high for him. Recently it's been obvious that he wouldn't be around anywhere near that long, and he wasn't.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Parmesan Basil posted:

Doesn't St. Louis already have a good D-line?

Pretty awesome, and it just got a little awesomer. I'm glad I'm not a quarterback in the NFC West.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Petite Dinklage posted:

this is an honest question

Barr's pretty likeable in my opinion. It's not hilariously awful at least.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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regulargonzalez posted:

Off topic a bit: I don't really follow the NFL. Wasn't there a team a few years back that somehow completely missed their draft pick? Like forgot to pick someone? Who was that, and how did it happen? How do you forget that you're supposed to pick a player?

The Ravens (I think) thought they had a trade with Chicago but Chicago didn't call the league and let them know they'd agreed to it, the Chiefs ran up and drafted terrible WR Jonathan Baldwin who no one else wanted.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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bakka bakka posted:

Has Teddy Bridgewater's name been spoken by anyone?

ESPN showed him, he's just chilling. He seemed pretty happy really but I think he suspected he wasn't going early.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Pron on VHS posted:

AT LEAST 2 of the following will be around for KC

Manziel
Bridgewater
Dennard
Pryor
Dix
Lee
Cooks

Oh god it's going to be so depressing when they take that guard.

Maybe someone will want to trade up at least?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Those Jets fans were entirely too happy, they must be paid actors.

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Mar 29, 2010

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Kirios posted:

Dude...Parmesan. You're going to have a quarterback who rates better than everyone coming out last year fall into your lap. Taking Eric Fisher instead of a QB last year may work out perfectly for you...I'd much rather have Bridgewater or Manziel over...well, anyone last year.

I'd feel better about this if Eric Fisher looked decent at all last year.

I still don't think there's any chance they go QB no matter who's there.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Azhais posted:

What if JFF busts hard?

gently caress it, at least they'll have tried once since Todd Blackledge.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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That's a guy who I haven't thought about at all, what happened to that Tennessee LT (not the one just picked)? He's in the draft this year right?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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He's got like 50 guys drawn up and was asking if there were any sleepers he might have missed.

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Mar 29, 2010

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keevo posted:

I can see the Chargers drafting JFF. I don't have a good reason for it, but I can see it happening.

He's sitting in front of that logo and the same thought has occurred to me. Rivers is pretty old I guess, although they have a bunch of other stuff they need.

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Mar 29, 2010

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Sash! posted:

Trent Steelman is the best.

That's the name of either a hard-bitten ex-fighter pilot turned noir detective that shoots first without even slowing down to take names and always gets his dame. Or the vague effeminate yet jacked as gently caress male lead in a Harlequin romance.

In a perfect world Colt McCoy would have been a huge armed gunslinging quarterback instead of what he actually was.

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Mar 29, 2010

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The Puppy Bowl posted:

I hope KC takes Bridgewater and they dominate for the next decade.

I'd be perfectly fine with that.

e: Goddamnit ESPN I'm not watching hockey get the loving red couch off of my tv.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Welp, it was fun while it lasted.

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Mar 29, 2010

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Brady fell to right before KC too when there probably wasn't a realistic chance they would have taken him.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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So does Manziel have a dorito on his shoulder about the Browns not taking him with their first pick?

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Mar 29, 2010

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Pron on VHS posted:

It's gonna be Xavier Su'a Filo guys

It isn't your fault at all and you're just delivering the news but I want to strangle you.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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^^--Haha, holy poo poo that's even better

I missed that story, are they saying Haslam made them take JFF?

That seems unfortunate if so.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Welp, at least he isn't a guard.

I kind of like Kony Ealy more than Ford if you're going that route but that might be the homer in me talking.

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Mar 29, 2010

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Kirios posted:

...I'm so sorry Parmesan and Chiefs fans. I'm so sorry for you guys....this is horrible.

Eh, it's only been 30 years of retread QBs. People live for more than twice that long all the time these days.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Vertical Lime posted:

darren rovell ‏@darrenrovell
Johnny Manziel will make about $12M less than Blake Bortles will make on his rookie deal

Someone goad him into emailing their dean again.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Parmesan Basil posted:

Not a real need or even BPA. Could have been done with a trade down. Is dumb.

I probably would have preferred Dennard if you're addressing an aging position and Ford wasn't my first DE choice, but I think we can be happy it wasn't a guard at least.

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Mar 29, 2010

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MonsterWalk posted:

At least you still have Smith. He's competent at least.

I see you haven't met Parmesan Basil yet.

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Mar 29, 2010

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Pistol Packin Poet posted:

Give me details on bridgewater. Is he like geno?

Willowy build, had a bad pro day which like never happens to anyone, doesn't have the most amazing arm but it's good enough, not a runner but moves pretty well in the pocket. Is pretty awesome in my opinion and should have been the first QB taken but...nfl draft.

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Mar 29, 2010

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Probably Magic posted:

Your team went from one of the worst to the playoffs.

When the offense played well they lost games. It was weird.

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Mar 29, 2010

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Bonham posted:

this is when teams just start drafting rando's

The draft used to last like 30 rounds and no one had scouts, I can't imagine what it was like back then.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

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Oh man I'm sorry Panthers fans.

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