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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Probably Magic posted:

Why does this get a National Anthem serenading? It's just a loving draft.

Show some respect. Half the people picked tonight will retire young, and the other half won't remember this night years from now.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


R.D. Mangles posted:

spoiler alert: they have already drafted Blake Bortles

Quoting this in either 4 picks or 26 picks from now when it actually happens

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


IT'S 8 START THE DRAFT

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chromatic posted:

This is the first draft i'm following and tbh im kind of embarrassed to be excited that an old man is going to read names for 3 hours but gently caress it. its kind of fun

The first NFL event in 3 months. I'm not ashamed at all.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


They aren't going to trade or take Clowney, and it's going to be loving hilarious

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I didn't think they'd actually do it. Wow. Great job, Houston.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The Rams said Bradford's their guy

So they're taking Manziel

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


You have 10 goddamn minutes to make a pick you had an extra month to think about. How is it still coming down to the last 2 minutes each time?!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


ARE YOU loving KIDDING ME AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


3 picks in and I'm 5ing this thread. Don't even care. Holy poo poo :lol:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Thanks for saving the Browns from themselves, Jaguars

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TRADE AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Come on Bucs or Vikings, take Manziel

I don't trust the Browns to screw up one or two more times this round

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


El Gallinero Gros posted:

Lemme see if I understand this correctly: the Browns hoodwinked somebody? The gently caress?

This isn't surprising. They got a first round pick from a team for Trent Richardson.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Mel Mudkiper posted:

Kawalimus is a treasure so watch your loving mouth

The people who say this are always people who don't root for the same team as him, I've noticed

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

i still cant believe the jaguars, who have blaine gabbert on their roster, drafted the guy who in high school was named Most Likely To Be Blaine Gabbert

I can't believe the Browns won two trades in a year

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I still can't believe I thought Bortles would go to Cleveland at 4

He didn't even make it to 4

Reality is so much funnier than fiction

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Relentlessboredomm posted:

TAKE A QB BUCS

Bridgewater
Manziel
Evans

These are your options. Dont disappoint.

Savage it is

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Stupid Dick posted:

I still can't loving believe Blake Bortles went 3rd.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Declan MacManus posted:

I am actually fiercely pro-spoiler because you can't spoil the loving news

spoiler alert everybody in this thread hates you

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

I just want someone to draft JFF so they stop talking about him? Probably outside the realm of possibility.

He's this year's Geno, sorry

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


They're still not gonna do it

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


hahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Manziel going to be on an average team

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


swickles posted:

Can the Cowboys even deal Romo? If they take JFF (assuming the Titans don't) is he just gonna be on the bench.

The belief is a 34-year-old QB coming off 2 back surgeries in one year might need a bit more of a replacement plan than Weeden, Orton, and Hanie. If they can take JFF or Bridgewater, they'd be dumb not to at least consider it.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Yesssss he's looking around in confusion

Geno Smith all over again

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Josh Lyman posted:

Why does everyone think Dallas is gonna take JFF?

Romo's 34 and coming off two back surgeries in a year, and his replacement options right now are Hanie, Weeden, and Orton

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Teddybear posted:

"The Dallas Cowboys select... Michael Sam"

(all of Texas collapses in on itself)

Especially if he's drafted before Manziel

:getin:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Hockles posted:

The Cowboys took back Hanie? He was on the Browns to finish the season.

Signed him 2 weeks ago

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Jerry Jones turn to pick. Goes to scream "SIGN MANZIEL, DO IT", but sneezes. Incredibly, the sneeze sounds exactly like "Pick Savage please", which is what everyone else in the room hears. The pick is made much to the dismay of the wise Jerry Jones, who responds

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


There's no way this pick isn't funny in some way

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I made this mistake last year, where by this time I was feeling bad for Geno

Sorry sports media, you can't fool me again

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Goldmine this thread when Manziel isn't picked in the first round

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


b o r t l e s t h i r d p i c k o v e r a l l

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Aliens come and wipe out all life. With our dying gasps, we look at them and ask why.

Suddenly, they open their mouths and speak an angelic language that, in writing we wouldn't understand, but verbally we do. They speak: "Blake Bortles, third pick overall in the 2014 NFL draft."

We accept our fate and collapse to the ground, knowing this demise was deserved.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Just accept your fate, Chiefs fans.

I love you, just as you will grow to love Alex Smith. These things take time.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The Browns will have 3 chances to take Manziel this round.

I don't care if he ends up the biggest bust of all time, if they pass on him all 3 of those times, add this draft to the factory.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Draft Day wasn't meant to be a documentary

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