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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

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gently caress ESPN has Nick Saban there

Shut the gently caress up you whiny oval office and suck down that offense

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Kirios posted:

Do you have a personal preference? I'm leaning towards NFL Network but Kiper can be pretty solid with his analysis.

Kiper can also be really wanky and has so much hair product in his hair I think he might be greasier than Dean Ambrose

Parm does your kid run a 4.3 if so Blitz might draft her

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bewbies posted:

So I spend a lot of time (read: your tax dollars) following the draft all year long but I really think I need to watch PK thrash the Bruins again.


WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS

Do what I'm doing and do both

gently caress Boston

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Does she scramble well to avoid getting changed

My lady is considering having kids soon so I need to know what formations are needed to catch scrambling kids

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Kirios posted:

Mine too. I'll probably have a kid within a year...scared. :(

Planned Adult Life

Shut the gently caress up Chris Berman

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kidcoelacanth posted:

Let's go a Buc.

Manziel or Evans

Silly Burrito posted:

You can try prevent, you can try man to man, but in the end, you're just going to be on a football follies show with Yakety Sax in the background. Just accept it now.


I'm going to be the dad at home so I'm terrified now

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Roger Goodell posted:

This is the one day that 32 teams get better.



gently caress you Goodell

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Parmesan Basil posted:

:hf: Stay at home dad bros

No one told me I could use my law degree to sit at home all day in my underwear and write up nonsense and still make a living wage and also be a house husband

The second part irks my parents but she's a vet so someone's gotta sacrifice and puppies seem to work best at a hospital

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A Pale Horse posted:

Everyone loves Drake I guess. :/

LET'S GO MANZIEL TO THE BUCS

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Khalil Mack & Greg Robinson
" Happy" - Pharrell Williams

This is a good pick, gotta admire these young men and their desire to stay positive, enjoying the biggest moment of their lives. Not cocky, willing to admit that they love their works. Great intangibles.

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A Pale Horse posted:

You know you're getting old when you don't really know any of the songs on that playlist. :(

ANYONE LIKE THAT SMOOTH CAT NAT COLE

I HEARD HE CALLS HIMSELF KING

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Kirios posted:

But will these kids have ever experienced and appreciated the cream-sicle jerseys? I'd say we won out on that one.

Most young bucs fans love the creamsicles and are pissed they aren't in rotation

IIRC the Bucco Bruce stuff is really popular

ZenVulgarity
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I love listening to Kiper that wonderful windbag

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Kirios posted:

If you don't love flamboyant Bucco Bruce then I don't know what to tell you.

Edit: If I were a Bucs fan I'd only have creamsicle jerseys. Come on man why the gently caress did you ever change those?!

I dunno they're stupid is why

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Oct 9, 2012

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ha ha












dix

ZenVulgarity
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I want Clowney's tie

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bewbies posted:

did the NFL dress these guys? these suits are all absolutely amazing

Yeah some of these suits are just impeccable

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Why the gently caress do they have all these kids here

I WANT MACK'S SUIT GOD drat

ZenVulgarity
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Hahaha Robinson takes up too much room

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euphronius posted:

Unbutton your jackets doofuses

Fun fact I got yelled at in court from an old judge who didn't like when we had our jackets unbuttoned

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Blitz7x posted:

Can't wait for the Raiders to reach hardcore for savage

y'all have to be broken by now right

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PrinceRandom posted:

So, I'm guessing they brought Garrapolo there for the green screen cam right? Right?

God I hope so

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BlindSite posted:

Most painful part of the draft is that the first team on the clock waits all their minutes before making their loving pick.

Also I wish Michael Sam took the invite to the draft so he could walk out to its raining men and give half the old white cunts a heart attack.

Hope he does it anyway

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A Pale Horse posted:

I just hope he gets drafted.

Lovie could use him somehow idk

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mcmagic posted:

^^^This post sucks.

Said mcmagic, king of poo poo posts

ZenVulgarity
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Shut the gently caress up about the speculation just draft just draft JESUS CHRIST START ALREADY

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Chichevache posted:

Worst part about winning the Super Bowl is having to wait till the very end for your team to draft. It's hard and I hope none of you have to suffer through it.

God I want Seattle to go a hundred years without another title

ZenVulgarity
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Kiper needs to get some Rogaine

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SHUT THE gently caress UP AND DRAFT

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RAY RICE SUCKS poo poo AS A DRAFT ANALYST gently caress YOU ESPN

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Gruden has a boner for Manziel it's fantastic

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Rasczak posted:

~~smokescreens~~

Pistolwhip time

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XxGirlKisserxX posted:

lol kiper saying it doesn't make sense to take Manziel, the "10th best player" in the draft, with the first pick. didn't he have Manziel to the Texans like a month ago

Every draft guy does this

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Tetrix posted:

no no you got your ravens criminals confused

whoops

ZenVulgarity
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Does anyone in the first round not take all their time

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Good God Gruden loves Manziel

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Pretty sure Gruden might punch Kiper on live TV

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So all the AFC South QBs are going to die yes

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