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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY
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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Go John Schneider. Do John Schneider stuff.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Goodell looks like he's about to fall asleep at all times

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Kirios posted:

My walk-up song would 100% be Kanye West - Power.

No one bust should have all that power...

It'd be perfect if you were getting drafted by the Saints.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Kinda weird event to have an anthem for, isn't it?

* # ¿ May 9, 2014 00:46
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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Not enough patriotism in this employee selection process.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
"Someone named Sammy was here once. ITSHAPPENING.GIF"

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
No matter where he goes, we're laughing at the team who takes Bortles right? I want to make sure beforehand.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
RUSS!

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Audio quality on ESPN lovely for everyone or just my tv?

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Cmon Tom Savage

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Speculating on something that will be known in LITERALLY 5 MINUTES.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wait

Is there literally a defensive player named Whitney Merciless

Mercilus, but yep.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Locker is in Gabbert and Ponder territory now huh? :smith:

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Awwwwww poo poo

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
:bravo:

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Andrew Luck is going to die. [Insert Titans and Jaguars QB Here] are already dead.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Manoueverable posted:

They tried to get a "What?" chant going smdh crowd, even for Goodell that's too far

Only works with Stone Cold and Rusev.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

Alter Ego posted:

Is Jadeveon Clowney gritty, scrappy, and full of enough heart to make it in the NFL guys :ohdear:

No, but he has lots of burst and playmaking ability.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
PICK IS IN

But enough about that, more of this puppet kid!

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Haha awkward polo guy

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Nothing's funny yet :colbert:

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

axeil posted:

How the gently caress do they already have their names on the jerseys?

That's what they're spending the full 10 minutes on.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Pick is in

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
BORT.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Gus Bradley no :(

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Oh God PLEASE TAKE MANZIEL CLEVELAND

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
BUFFALO

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
It's gotta be Mack, right?

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
That's a lot to give up.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Good pick. Very good pick.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Sammy Watkins isn't worth two 1st rounders, but he's good.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Dis gon be gud

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Awww. Oh well, I guess they can't screw up every year.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
God Lewan just looks like a douche.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Berman what.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
GOD THAT MICROPHONE

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
picksin

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Manziel isn't even the 3rd Aggie picked.

Also, spoiling the picks in here is loving stupid and all it does is ruin the fun of it all.

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Johnny Football: Cleveland Brown.

...I hope.

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