NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

"God had a plan for me all along."

To send Johnny Manziel to Cleveland

# ¿ May 9, 2014 03:45

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 01:32

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

MakaVillian posted:

It's your white privilege is what he's getting at.

I'm pretty sure he was just saying that he'd be thrilled at the prospect of having money.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 04:26

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Kalli posted:

Huh, so this guy had 2 torn ACL's?

Well that's two fewer ACL's left to tear :downs:

# ¿ May 9, 2014 04:27

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Brady can't play forever you loving jackasses!

That's what you think.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 04:28

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Goetta posted:

Analysts are going to trip over themselves to Billy Five Ace Secret Value this pick but man what a risk

Notice how Kiper tried incredibly hard not to call it a reach.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 04:29

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

HOUSTON HAS BEEN BLOCKED

# ¿ May 9, 2014 04:45

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

R.D. Mangles posted:

I'm really depressed that there will never be another night in my life when Blake Bortles is drafted.

Wait until Fantasy Draft day :mmmhmm:

# ¿ May 9, 2014 05:00

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Alouicious posted:

you do not have PTSD from david loving carr

No but David Carr has PTSD from his time in Houston.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 05:00

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

In the middle of the deepest night in the coastal city of Houston, you can hear a voice in the winds that sweep through the desolate city life. It whispers *CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* and then the wind is immediately sacked by nine defensive linemen.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 05:05

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

why does David Carr have a brother that's at least 12 years younger than him anyway

Old people fuckin'

# ¿ May 9, 2014 05:05

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Suave Fedora posted:

"What will become of the QB position at Houston? Only time will tell."

2014 STARTING QB: NOT BLAKE BORTLES

# ¿ May 9, 2014 05:06

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

AsInHowe posted:

David Carr or Enron, which is more beloved in town

The Enron scandal was actually done on purpose to prepare the city for David Carr.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 05:08

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

I just learned that the #1 pick in the second ever NFL draft was a center. I'd love to see that now.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 05:12

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Toad on a Hat posted:

So is it true that a homeless man told Jimmy Haslam to pick JFF because if so holy lol

Yes. Homeless man for new Browns GM campaign begins now.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 05:26

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

JT Jag posted:

Did the homeless man just wander into the Browns war room after their first pick, or what

Actually the homeless man was Bernie Kosar, who just happened to look and sound like a homeless man.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 05:32

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Alouicious posted:

sure there is, there's Dustin Vaughn and Keith Wenning

e: and Brett Smith!

Draft Jordan Lynch run Wishbone

# ¿ May 9, 2014 05:39

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 01:32

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Alouicious posted:

Jordan Lynch, Angel Santiago and Keenan Reynolds in a magic 1920s superoption team

Baby keep talkin' dirty to me

# ¿ May 9, 2014 05:42

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