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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vertical Lime posted:

Jane McManus ‏@janesports 1m
If you think boos are louder this year, they are. NFL moved the media out of the audience and distributed seats to season-ticket holders.

lol is goodell that much of a baby?

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

zimbomonkey posted:

This has to be Clowney. It's hard to gently caress this up, right? RIGHT?

SURPRISE it's blake bortles

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Wait

Is there literally a defensive player named Whitney Merciless

The jokes write themselves

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
lol poor greg robinson @ that NFL network poll

i swear to God if Detroit gives up the draft to get Sammy Watkins I will burst and not in a good way

Watkins is a v. good player but god drat our secondary is swiss cheese

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
y'all should switch over to NFL network

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Finally. Sweet Jesus now we can move on

or can we

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
lol @ warren sapp backtracking on his Clowney comments

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I gotta say I'm really glad that he's in the AFC rather than the NFC

We don't have to see him at all

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

I'm the guy who spams the gdt with now you're thinking with bortles

lmao :hfive:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Sweeney Tom posted:

You have 10 goddamn minutes to make a pick you had an extra month to think about. How is it still coming down to the last 2 minutes each time?!

trades probably???? other teams want players this high and they're waiting for a good offer

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Alter Ego posted:

With the 2nd pick in the 2014 NFL Draft, the St. Louis Rams select a Coke machine that's been taught to feel emotions.

and immediately replaces bradford as starting qb

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
No surprise there. NEXT

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Every time I hear the height/weight of a Tackle I am always like "holy poo poo"

He holds 332 pretty well i gotta say

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
With the third pick in the NFL draft the jacksonville jaguars select someone who won't help them avoid this slot next year and depress the remaining fans yet again

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
BORTLES BEFORE MANZIEL

HAHHA

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
The AFC south is going to OWN this season

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Oh god the bills are trading up??? who else could it be besides mack?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Oh my god they gave up their #1 next year????

sweet jesus what the hell buffalo

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

no i'm seriously happy

we need secondary help

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

That Which Squeaks posted:

Jacksonville Jaguars ‏@jaguars 5m
Welcome to Duval, #BortlesKombat!

ahahahha what the hell

BORTLES KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I will feel so bad if Mack goes to the raiders

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Oh man I feel bad for him

he has no idea what he's getting into

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

lol i know :smith:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

watch the lions take jff because they are literally insane and retarded and want to spend like 100 million on two quarterbacks

YOU SHUT YOUR BITCH MOUTH AND DON'T YOU DARE JIN aw i can't even be mad because i know this is a possibility

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Top Hats Monthly posted:

60% of people have drank something containing mercury

having lived in buffalo, i can attest that this is true

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

axeil posted:

Stevie Johnson is about to have an "accident"

Johnson is gone yo

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Not a bad pick tbh

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Apparently Eric Ebron proposed to his gf today

how sweet :3:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Solid pick but hahaha JFF is dropping

Now it's between Minnesota or Cleveland, or he goes to Dallas afterwards

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
HAHAHA JUSTIN GILBERT

HOLY poo poo

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Toad on a Hat posted:

HAHAHA JUSTIN GILBERT

HOLY poo poo

although this does piss me off a bit because i wanted him for the Lions

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Gonz posted:

Lions had better get Darqueze Denard. Motherfuckers.

Lions get Johnny Football for some unknown reason

we all drink

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
The lions already picked??? holy poo poo

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I swear to God if the lions don't pick someone in the secondary like a safety or a cornerback I will have a conniption

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
BARRY SANDERS!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
sigh.

i can live with ebron I suppose. I would have rather had dennard or clinton-dix though

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

E_Motion posted:

Wow nice pick, Lions offense is gonna be scary.

so's their defense but for a completely different reason

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
so there's a real possibility that johnny football is going to dallas, isn't there

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Not a bad pick

OH MY GOD JOHNNY FOOTBALL IS GOING TO DALLAS BOOK IT

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
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