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Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

A man and his dog posted:

I know right. After she's done loving your bastard piece of poo poo dad...

Ok let's keep moving. Mods he started it.

Trap sprung

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Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Winkie01 posted:

NFLN will have Rich Eisan and most importantly not have boomer and Ray Lewis saying PASSION, HEART 10 times after every pick. NFLN will not have trent dilfer either.

That settles that, but I reserve the right to have ESPN on the previous channel option

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Silly Burrito posted:

Dude, I have three kids. The poop stories alone would make single men seek vasectomies immediately.

But congrats! ;)

Dude after two I was like seinfeld.gif

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Just got done with dinner and got caught up with the thread, let's do this thing

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

The Glumslinger posted:

I prefer Id Johnson

All football players are narcissists

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

say no to bats posted:

ESPN Cleveland claims the Cowboys are talking trade with the Browns at #4

Johnny Football inc?

~~smokescreens~~

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

About time

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

LiquidFriend posted:

I see Mark Davis is wearing his draft day finest woman pants.

It's kinda sad that Davis doesn't have anybody who will pull him aside and be like "we really need to talk about your look"

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Right on, keep 'er going

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

YESSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAH

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Febreeze posted:

IM SO GLAD IT WAS BORTLES



Well played :golfclap:

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Sensible pick

Questionable trade

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Alrighty then

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Another sensible pick

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Browns wheelin and dealin

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Hahahahaha holy moley

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Good job getting all the way through that pick announcement Barry

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

axeil posted:

Serious post: his back apparently was really, really hosed up at the end of the season. I remember hearing rumors swirling about how he might not have much time left in the NFL.

Which sucks, because Romo's a cool dude.

Yeah, local reporter and former QB Babe Laufenberg, a guy who is friends with both Garrett and Romo, was saying recently that he doesn't think Romo will be capable of playing another full season in his career :(

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Yay gently caress off Lewan :byewhore:

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

You did a lovely job raising that kid Mrs. Lewan :colbert:

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Manning needs weapons

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Hmm I've got sweaty palms, ughhhh

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

I bet Fisher was pissed that Lewan was off the board

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Wow, bummer Bears fans

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Rams having the ultimate goon draft

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Ozu posted:

Rams have the ultimate goon team, coordinated by Brian loving Schottenheimer.

Don't forget literal goon Gregg Williams

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Alright Dallas just loving sack up and do it

Don't think about it

Don't talk yourself out of it

Don't pull some asinine trade

JUST loving DO IT

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Yeah it's sensible but BBOOOOOOOOOO

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Chris de Sperg posted:

well that's out of left field

Not really, Dallas needs a guard, he's been their pick in more than a few mocks

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Mgant posted:

Didnt Dallas pick a center last year in the first round and now they pick a guard. Maybe next year they will pick another guard.

Fun fact, they've picked OL in the 1st in 3 of the last 4 years (tackle Tyron Smith being the 3rd along with Frederick and Martin)

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Chris de Sperg posted:

i guess, i figured they'd wait and pick up a safety here with dix still on the board tbh

It could be a smokescreen but they keep saying they like both Church and Wilcox :shrug:

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Dolphins sure did make a pick

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Man at this rate JFF is gonna have a Doritos Loco Taco on his shoulder

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Not bad GB :golfclap:

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

God drat Cleveland :psyduck:

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Sorry about how your career will inevitably end up Johnny

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Oh oh ho

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005


Ford and Kony Ealy were the DEs projected to mid/late 1st

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

There goes Dennard, solid pick

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Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Vengarr posted:

Well, JFF did say that God had a plan for him

That hobo was probably an angel in disguise like It's a Wonderful Life

It turns out God is actually Zeus and he's about to face his 12 Labors

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