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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY
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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 Len Dawson smoking a cigarette is the coolest thing.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Parmesan Basil posted:

My week old daughter has on her "Daddy's #1 draft pick" onesie on so we all know this is going to go very, very well.
I'm gonna blame your newborn daughter if they draft a guard.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 https://twitter.com/BrianMFloyd/status/464540661568778240/photo/1

Always draft the weed guy.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

bewbies posted:

Alright I can have Bruins Habs on my TV and draft on my monitor, which one should I mute
Are you watching the draft on ESPN or NFLN? If your answer is ESPN, mute the draft.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Quest For Glory II posted:

Does ESPN even coach Berman on how to ask questions
Yes, otherwise the only thing he'd be capable of saying would be "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP"

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 Jason Vererrett would be completely off my draft board for choosing to ever listen to Gucci Mane.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 and if I'm the draft music guy, I'd just replace all of their music selection with Gwar.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 It feels like I am watching Star Search.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 Thank you for bombing people for our freedom

:patriot:

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Silly Burrito posted:

"Would you like a complimentary bottle of water, sir?"

"HaHa Clinton-Dix left a joint over there if you need to relax."

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Chromatic posted:

You mean that awesome SB1 picture or did they just show him doing that? Because if the latter, holy poo poo Len Dawson still smokes.
The awesome picture. Len Dawson would be long dead if he still smoked.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 Kevin Sumlin is fly as gently caress

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 I'm looking forward to the Jacksonville crowd when the Jaguars do the most Jag thing they can do.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 booooooooo

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 I don't know Rich, the first pick could be Tom Savage!

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 All teams that use the entire clock should be boo'd

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 Ugh I forgot they had kids from a poor third world country making jerseys by hand on the fly

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Chris de Sperg posted:

meanwhile, in oakland

I see Mark Davis is wearing his draft day finest woman pants.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Mgant posted:

Wow we got computers and monitors and everything now! Well done Reggie!
They even upgraded the black and white TV ham radio combo to a flat screen

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Sweeney Tom posted:

You have 10 goddamn minutes to make a pick you had an extra month to think about. How is it still coming down to the last 2 minutes each time?!
The time is for Roger to walk backstage and crack the whip at the poor kids to get back to work on sewing that new jersey.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Winkie01 posted:

Per @JayGlazer, the #Rams will select Auburn OT Greg Robinson with the No. 2 pick in the 2014 #NFLDraft

gently caress you don't do this.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 I wonder if Manziel will pull an Eli if the Jaguars pick him.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 Hey cool, I can just move by walking all my stuff down the street.

-Blake Bortles

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 The Browns are contractually obligated to do the Brownsiest thing.

It's gotta be Jake Matthews.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yes excitement!

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 I don't think the Bills would be dumb enough to move up for a tackle. Right?

E: Jesus gently caress.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 Watkins is a good player, but that's a lot to give up there Buffalo. :geno:

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 I miss the crazy Raiders era :(

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 Khalil Mack gotta be excited.

"I get to beat Eric Fisher two games a year now"

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Fat Lowtax posted:

Someone justify that Bills trade to me :laffo:
We like crazy stuff.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 Baby Giraffe is happily munching on leaves from a tree now.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 Browns feel obligated to continue the A&M train.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 hahahahahahahahahaha browns

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 That is the Brownsiest loving thing.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 uh why Vikings

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Bonham posted:

I thought we werent spoiling
Settle down. You don't have to move your mouse over the black box.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 Barry :3:

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 Like why, Tennessee?

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Pron on VHS posted:

look good for one Manziel/brifgewater/Dix/Pryor/Cooks being around at KC's pick



they will still take an OG
I'm prepared for this, as the Chiefs are obligated to make the worst choice.

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LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

 why the gently caress does this guy have no eyebrows

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