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SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Because I do (most of the time).

According to comcast, we're going to have Evan Carter vs. Kurt Angle. I'm excited to see who this new, young talent is.

Here we go.

Edit: forgot to chose an image for the thread. I guess poo poo post is fitting for anything coming out of this company.

The champion has also just admitted to not being 100%, mentally or physically. Our fightingest champ.

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

vince russo live tweets impact so have fun with that https://twitter.com/pyroballyhoo

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
poo poo, I posted GTD instead of GDT

where's CaptainYesterday? he doesn't make these mistakes

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SylvainMustach posted:

poo poo, I posted GTD instead of GDT

where's CaptainYesterday? he doesn't make these mistakes

his only mistake is caring too much

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
this is especially bad and boring.

I don't know if I can keep watching this.

hasn't it been pointed out that Russo really likes the Beautiful People? if that's true, my question is why?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Now that we've had an evening gown match, can we book Spud into a Tuxedo match?

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
Is there any point in putting that up for WMOTY? Because that really was incredibly terrible but I don't know if it fully qualifies as a match.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
if you nominate it, I'll second it

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
they really need to stop all of these "Kurt Angle's body is falling apart and he keeps getting injured" thing.

it's incredibly sad

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

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SylvainMustach posted:

if you nominate it, I'll second it

done


SylvainMustach posted:

they really need to stop all of these "Kurt Angle's body is falling apart and he keeps getting injured" thing.

it's incredibly sad

I was about to ask if this is the end of every kurt angle match now because it feels odd. like watching this is making me feel bad

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

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tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock

1, 2, 3...

I am arriving!

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
gimmick infringement.
spud's rippin' off enzo amore

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
I thought that was the sound of a smoke alarm going off

not a forklift

oh god

edit:
I'm not bumping this by myself anymore.

they're throwing away a tag title ladder match on tv

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
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Ramrod XTreme
I watch impact once a year or so, is the fire dancer a worker or valet?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

I hope they crib from Extreme Rules with an even higher diving from a forklift spot.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Is the Fiat tie-in with Godzilla predicated on "Fiat cars are Delicious" or "Fiat cars: You will choke to death on them"?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

I watch impact once a year or so, is the fire dancer a worker or valet?

she's Mike Knox's valet who is currently training to be a wrestler, but that seems very last minute as she was hired because she's friends with Christie Hemme

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

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oatgan posted:

she's Mike Knox's valet who is currently training to be a wrestler, but that seems very last minute as she was hired because she's friends with Christie Hemme

ok thanks

:holymoley: the roid gut on davey

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


I want Samoa Joe to re-debut with a tactical bulltproof vest and black cargo pants as the third partner of Robbie E and Jessie, Broman Reigns

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
why is every spot synchronized

this is so dumb why would they both climb up, just have one guy climb and the other guy run defense with a ladder

and that over the top rope suplex would end up causing the person performing the move the most damage. that's just physics c'mon :russo:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
In all fairness, that spot should have killed someone.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

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THEY'RE DOING IT A SECOND TIME

oh no no no don't do that spot

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Did Tenay just try and do a bridge to commercial, and Taz interrupted saying "nope, match is over"

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

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and i'm brain-dead virtually





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the only thing that would have been more perfect for that reveal of Skeletor: The Wrestler is if he would have tripped stepping out of the box

Tharizdun posted:

Did Tenay just try and do a bridge to commercial, and Taz interrupted saying "nope, match is over"

sure did

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
So...is TNA bringing in Kizarny or what?

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

the only thing that would have been more perfect for that reveal of Skeletor: The Wrestler is if he would have tripped stepping out of the box
cannot be unseen. oh my god that's exactly right

:psyduck:

My god... the fire-twirler... her twirly balls... weren't on fire. :psypop:

Tenay: "This is how you make a debut!" (with clowns, calliope music and balloons? Is Tenay running a children's birthday booking company?)

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

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what marilyn manson video reality did i just tune into

:lol: that corner spot oversell

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Tharizdun posted:

Did Tenay just try and do a bridge to commercial, and Taz interrupted saying "nope, match is over"

lmao

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Why is Knox the only one not wearing wrestling gear?

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


I see what you're going for with the bike-horn, Crazy Steve, but I don't think you're as good as Bill Alphonso, and that isn't exactly a high bar.

EDIT:

Rockstar Spud: "He's behind me, isn't he?"

What is this crowd of idiots in mall-kiosk heatpress shirts?

Shrecknet fucked around with this message at 03:31 on May 9, 2014

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

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so is skeletor rob terry or something


when asking this of TNA, the answer is always "TNA"

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

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oatgan posted:

vince russo live tweets impact so have fun with that https://twitter.com/pyroballyhoo

wait is this legit Russo

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
is this going to be a rip off of Austin as boss?

also, did I miss the carnies? I Stepped away from my TV for a half hour there.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Who are these drones? Are the same as the other drones?

ROCKSTAR NO! NEVER ACCEPT A BEER FROM AustinBULLY!

EDIT: "Magnus, I do not fear your reign, for I have an umbrella!"

Shrecknet fucked around with this message at 03:40 on May 9, 2014

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
yes, a willow promo

highschool theater acting


who is he fooling with this British accent and Prince/Michael Jackson falsettos??

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Jesus Christ this delivery.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005




EDIT:

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Shrecknet fucked around with this message at 03:45 on May 9, 2014

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

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this is some pro grade production values

HYA HYA HYA HYA HYA HYA

SylvainMustach posted:

also, did I miss the carnies? I Stepped away from my TV for a half hour there.

yeah and one of them is basically skeletor

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

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you guys

you guys

is willow wearing jeff hardy merch

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Haha, okay.

This is going to end with Dixie heroically returning to TNA.

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