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With the 2nd pick in the PSP draft...
...we select Daniel Bryan, champion of our hearts and neckbeards :love:
...we select Bad News Barrett, MORE CONFETTI, CODY! :smug:
...we select Brock Lesnar, because he always wanted to be drafted :thurman:
...we select Adam Rose, for party time (all the time) :dance:
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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Slater took a hissyfit masterclass from Professor Jericho, I see.

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DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Heath Slater is corpsing while throwing a tantrum.

Oh boy time for more "ooooAAAAAA DANIEEEELLLLL AAAAAAA!!!!!"

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Anyone who doesn't love this is a nerd.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I seriously think there is nothing they can do to humiliate Slater, it just can't be done. Like, in order to rib him or get a message across, they'd have to give him a winning streak.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
That match was so fun and Slater owns, and then this recap. :(

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Anyone who doesn't love this is a nerd.

I suspect quite a few who do are nerds as well.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
THE DEMON KANE is just that terrifying.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Chokes McGee posted:

I seriously think there is nothing they can do to humiliate Slater, it just can't be done. Like, in order to rib him or get a message across, they'd have to give him a winning streak.

"What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?"

"It's a championship belt, Slater. You wear it."

"It's too big for the loops on my pants!"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

"What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?"

"It's a championship belt, Slater. You wear it."

"It's too big for the loops on my pants!"

HOW'M I SPOSE TA RASSLE WITH A FIVE POUND BELT

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
MAN gently caress THE BILLS.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Writer Cath posted:

You haven't been watching long, have you?

Yeah, you're probably right. (and no)

edit: oh look the dancing booty mommas with Mr. T. There we go.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?
What's that? Bad taste? gently caress THAT AIR IT AGAIN!

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

DingoSlasher posted:

MAN gently caress THE BILLS.

Pretty much.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Appropos of nothing, Johnny Manzel has now officially disappeared into the black hole that is the Browns' quarterback position and will never be seen again.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Mr. T is one baaaaaad mother

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
BOB TISTA

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Can Seth Rollins flippy poo poo around Batista and have a good match?

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Batista in pink shorts and holy :stonk: that beard he's trying to grow.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I sense a horrible three man beatdown in Bob Tista's future.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Chokes McGee posted:

I suspect quite a few who do are nerds as well.

Liking this feud makes them cool in my book.

This is my book btw:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Oh boy, let's see if Seth can carry Batista to a good match.

How has the show been so far?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Liking this feud makes them cool in my book.

This is my book btw:



Good cover art imo

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
I want Seth to hit both his finishers on Batista. Like hit him with the top rope knee, do a combat roll, bounce off the ropes and hit the Black Out.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Chokes McGee posted:

Good cover art imo

T-Rexes were the first cool people.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
... HOW DID SETH DO THAT

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Jetfire posted:

This *might* be the most politically incorrect thing I've ever seen on a wrestling show.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

I was going to make a joke here but there's just no punchline you can make, however innocent, that isn't offensive. :smith:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Seriously though, seriously, why is no one talking about Rollins sliding through the ring apron?

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
Batista is looking alot more winded than he usually does right now.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Chokes McGee posted:

Seriously though, seriously, why is no one talking about Rollins sliding through the ring apron?

We're just not surprised by his incredible sick moves anymore.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Chokes McGee posted:

I was going to make a joke here but there's just no punchline you can make, however innocent, that isn't offensive. :smith:

Let That Be Your Last Wrestlemania?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

We're just not surprised by his incredible sick moves anymore.

Apparently it's spreading to the announcers. "Oh a standing shooting star press, only one flip, ho hum"

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
SO MUCH SWEAT

SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH SWEAT.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Er... where were you going with that, Seth?

e: We're gonna need another Seth

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
SETH IS DEAD....AGAIN :gonk:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
So, I mean, Seth is a robot or something right?

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
Rollins died again.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Sethrollins is now a thing, like The Demoncane.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
my god batista is sweating

so much sweat

what a hideous, sweaty man

it's like the antithesis of the sleazy beauty that is ambrose

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
They're there.

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