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GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Steers, and queers.

And I don't see no Longhorns.

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Did someone gif the cinci fan reaction to drafting mccarron on espn?

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Quarterbacks and shittier quarterbacks

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Is this where we grade our drafts or is that a different thread?

District Selectman
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
First time I've ever laughed out loud at a thread title/OP combo

Zypher
Sep 3, 2009

Rutgers

Your 2006
Mythical National
Champions!
Is someone creating an UDFA thread?

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Zypher posted:

Is someone creating an UDFA thread?
Until someone does, here's a list of notable UDFAs:

Kelcy Quarles, DT, South Carolina
Marcus Roberson, CB, Florida
Antonio Richardson, OT, Tennessee
Jackson Jeffcoat, DE, Texas
Shayne Skov, ILB, Stanford
James Gayle, DE, Virginia Tech
Adrian Hubbard, OLB, Alabama
Brandon Coleman, WR, Rutgers
Anthony Johnson, DT, LSU
Colt Lyerla, TE, Oregon
Anthony Steen, OG, Alabama
Trey Burton, TE, Florida
Christian Jones, OLB, Florida State
Craig Loston, S, LSU
Chris Davis, CB, Auburn
Morgan Breslin, OLB, USC
Mike Davis, WR, Texas
Xavier Grimble, TE, USC
Max Bullough, ILB, Michigan State
Kenny Ladler, S, Vanderbilt
Joe Don Duncan, TE, Dixie State
George Uko, DT, USC
Matt Patchan, OT, Boston College
Brett Smith, QB, Wyoming
Dion Bailey, S, USC
Loucheiz Purifoy, CB, Florida
Gabe Ikard, C, Oklahoma
Josh Mauro, DE, Stanford
AC Leonard, TE, Tennessee State
Deandre Coleman, DT, California
Zach Kerr, DT, Delaware
Denicos Allen, OLB, Michigan State
Shaquil Bennett, OLB, Colorado
Boseko Lokombo, OLB Oregon
Rashaad Reynolds, CB, Oregon State
Howard Jones, OLB, Shepherd
Jonathan Brown, OLB, Illinois

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

JT Jag posted:

Until someone does, here's a list of notable UDFAs:

Kelcy Quarles, DT, South Carolina
Marcus Roberson, CB, Florida
Antonio Richardson, OT, Tennessee
Jackson Jeffcoat, DE, Texas
Shayne Skov, ILB, Stanford
James Gayle, DE, Virginia Tech
Adrian Hubbard, OLB, Alabama
Brandon Coleman, WR, Rutgers
Anthony Johnson, DT, LSU
Colt Lyerla, TE, Oregon
Anthony Steen, OG, Alabama
Trey Burton, TE, Florida
Christian Jones, OLB, Florida State
Craig Loston, S, LSU
Chris Davis, CB, Auburn
Morgan Breslin, OLB, USC
Mike Davis, WR, Texas
Xavier Grimble, TE, USC
Max Bullough, ILB, Michigan State
Kenny Ladler, S, Vanderbilt
Joe Don Duncan, TE, Dixie State
George Uko, DT, USC
Matt Patchan, OT, Boston College
Brett Smith, QB, Wyoming
Dion Bailey, S, USC
Loucheiz Purifoy, CB, Florida
Gabe Ikard, C, Oklahoma
Josh Mauro, DE, Stanford
AC Leonard, TE, Tennessee State
Deandre Coleman, DT, California
Zach Kerr, DT, Delaware
Denicos Allen, OLB, Michigan State
Shaquil Bennett, OLB, Colorado
Boseko Lokombo, OLB Oregon
Rashaad Reynolds, CB, Oregon State
Howard Jones, OLB, Shepherd
Jonathan Brown, OLB, Illinois

Lots of potential starters here good lord

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

How did Purifoy fall so bad?

DupaDupa
May 21, 2009

I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.
Three UDFAs have already been signed, feeding frenzy is probably just about to start. http://www.nepatriotsdraft.com/2014-nfl-undrafted-free-agents

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
It seems like more Randos were drafted this year than most. That UDFA list is very good looking.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
UDFA thread is up.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3633246

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Also the mr irrelevant DB that was drafted is 6'3 219lb and ran a 4.39 40 and had 10.5" broad jump and 38" vert :holymoley:

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Well it's over and now its 3 long months until training camp. :smith:

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3633247


Mine is better :colbert:

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Put my list of UDFAs in the OP. Cross them off once they're signed if you feel like it. The first one of you two to do this, I will acknowledge as the True UDFA Thread

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Noted rear end in a top hat Jeff Fischer drafts Michael Sam.


Jeff Fischer owns.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

swickles posted:

Is this where we grade our drafts or is that a different thread?

Made a thread for grades.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3633248

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Quest For Glory II posted:

Also the mr irrelevant DB that was drafted is 6'3 219lb and ran a 4.39 40 and had 10.5" broad jump and 38" vert :holymoley:

that's a holy moley

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

GNU Order posted:

Steers, and queers.

And I don't see no Longhorns.

:golfclap:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

JT Jag posted:

Put my list of UDFAs in the OP. Cross them off once they're signed if you feel like it.
The first one of you two to do this, I will acknowledge as the True UDFA Thread

Mine was posted 30 seconds before Swickles, THEREFOR

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Haha sure they did

quote:

According to the Tampa Bay Times, the Bucs turned down Mike Glennon trade offers from "at least a half dozen teams" during the draft.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Draft ruled just for the last 20 minutes of it. Great job everybody :unsmith:

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
CLEVELAND: We'll give you a first and a fourth to move up five spots.
TAMPA BAY: How about you give us a first, a second and a fourth to move up five spots plus Mike Glennon?
CLE: No.
TB: Add another to the tally

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

ESPN says Rams HQ is in Earth City, MO, what a stupid loving name for a town, Idiocracy is real

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

For day 3 stuff I really didn't like either of the Bucs 2 offensive line selections. Kadeem Edwards is the best guard in Div II but that's not saying much while I have no idea what a Kevin Pamphile is. Both are apparently speedy which matches Tedford's zone blocking philosophy so I guess we'll have to wait and see if these were wasted picks.

Robert Herron is another matter. I like him very much, especially in the 6th. Guy is super fast and has great hands. He's definitely going to be slotted in at slot receiver. There's some concern about durability due to his size (he's 5'9" 170) but he could be the "speed in space" that Tedford has been lusting after.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Quest For Glory II posted:

ESPN says Rams HQ is in Earth City, MO, what a stupid loving name for a town, Idiocracy is real
There are a lot of dumb town names in Missouri.

Missouri

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Rap posted:

CLEVELAND: We'll give you a first and a fourth to move up five spots.
TAMPA BAY: How about you give us a first, a second and a fourth to move up five spots plus Mike Glennon?
CLE: No.
TB: Add another to the tally

hahaha

Also, apparently Case McCoy tweeted "ESPN... You serious right now?" when they showed Sam kissing his boyfriend. Great day for Texas all around

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Oh boy, I sure do want to hear what Charlie Casserly and Greg Schiano think about gays and Michael Sam.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

xbilkis posted:

hahaha

Also, apparently Case McCoy tweeted "ESPN... You serious right now?" when they showed Sam kissing his boyfriend. Great day for Texas all around
But what did David Ash say

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Quest For Glory II posted:

But what did David Ash say

When he's done typing it we'll let you know.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Quest For Glory II posted:

ESPN says Rams HQ is in Earth City, MO, what a stupid loving name for a town, Idiocracy is real

I'll have you know that Earth City isn't as much of "a town" as it is a large collection of warehouses, business parks, and gas stations off Highway 70.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
I'm cool with Green Bay's day today. Hopefully they all do well with the team!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Lessail posted:

I'm cool with Green Bay's day today. Hopefully they all do well with the team!

They're all perennial pro bowlers.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Good for Michael Sam; I bought a box of cards with random rookie autograph inserts a couple weeks ago and this was one of them.



I hope he makes the team and becomes a successful NFL player.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

gently caress Greg Schiano

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Of course, but why do you say this now particularly?

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

bomani_jones
enjoy my avi, sir RT @quikg79: espn dropped the ball...This coverage was completely out of line...I'm embarrassed to watch this with my son
5/10/14, 7:22 PM

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Mike Brown has Alzheimer's.

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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



pillsburysoldier posted:

bomani_jones
enjoy my avi, sir RT @quikg79: espn dropped the ball...This coverage was completely out of line...I'm embarrassed to watch this with my son
5/10/14, 7:22 PM

don't worry, it's okay guys!

QUIK G ‏@quikg79 8m
@bomani_jones .....hey man, I'm not a homophope...Some of my best friends are gay....Lmmfao!!!!

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