Draftermath Day 3: Only Two Types Of Players Get Drafted

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Draftermath Day 3: Only Two Types Of Players Get Drafted

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Mike Brown has Alzheimer's.

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AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Bomani Jones owning nerds on twitter is the greatest part of this draft :allears:

ATH is the best show on ESPN and Tony Kornheiser carries the second half of that hour.

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Eifert Posting posted:

Darqueze Dennard will wear #21
Jeremy Hill will wear #32
Will Clarke will wear #93, New Bengals strategy after being too cheap to retain players is to give rookies that # and hope people don't notice.

Hill needs to back up off my man Rudi Johnson's number or I will be writing stern letters to the Bengals!!

AggressivelyStupid fucked around with this message at 03:46 on May 11, 2014

# ¿ May 11, 2014 03:44

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Wow I forgot Cedric Benson even existed and Crocker has had like 3 numbers in his time with Bengals because he's terrible and stuff :colbert:

# ¿ May 11, 2014 04:15

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