WWE Raw has those heavy hands again for 5/12

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Why did Daniel Bryan have to die?
	For our sins
	Weak-rear end stack of dimes neck wouldn't stand a chance against Batista
	To go live and become a farm upstate
	Part of The Demon Kane's twenty-year plan to defeat The Undertaker
	HHH organized it in his master plan to ruin his heat

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MapleCarnage: Dec 30, 2010

Does Dean not need to breath or does he breath like a fish?

# ? May 13, 2014 01:05

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# ? May 16, 2024 06:32

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Sanguinia posted:

Uh oh, Dean Ambrose is laughing off a major defeat rather than getting really depressed about it. Time to hate him just like Cena.

Evolution is poopy!

# ? May 13, 2014 01:05

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Shouldn't the loser request a rematch?

# ? May 13, 2014 01:05

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Sanguinia posted:

Uh oh, Dean Ambrose is laughing off a major defeat rather than getting really depressed about it. Time to hate him just like Cena.

Dean Ambrose is the John Cena of creepy slime balls.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:05

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

My favorite thing about Ambrose on the mic is that he ignores periods and commas.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:05

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

You saw the evolution diagram. Reigns is the cromagnon man, Ambrose is the slightly slumped over humanoid and Rollins is the fully evolved fella flying from the balcony.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:05

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Sanguinia posted:

Uh oh, Dean Ambrose is laughing off a major defeat rather than getting really depressed about it. Time to hate him just like Cena.

But what about context :ohdear:

# ? May 13, 2014 01:05

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

It's weird seeing Dean without a belt. :smith:

# ? May 13, 2014 01:05

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

Evolution is poopy!

If they put this on the side of Evolution's limo I will never say a bad thing about the Shield.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:05

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Sanguinia posted:

Uh oh, Dean Ambrose is laughing off a major defeat rather than getting really depressed about it. Time to hate him just like Cena.

He's a 1950's Greaser/ Modern Day Mercenary, so it's cool.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:05

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Evolution can't evolve. You might need to think this line out for a bit, Seth.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:05

Hiram: Sep 21, 2010; Take care fella...spike your hair!

Here's hoping I can stay up for this since I have to be up at 4 in the morning!

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Roman has to potty.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Roman Reigns is basically the coolest person alive.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Roman Reigns is NOT okay. :siren:

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Dean: We got the crap kicked out of us.... but it's cool

Seth: I'm so mad I could jump off the roof of this arena!
Roman: ...Onto Evolution, right?
Seth: ...Hey, yeah! That could work!

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

primaltrash: Feb 11, 2008; (Thought-ful Croak)

"You got something to say?"

Roman screams unintelligably for 5 minutes

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

GenericMartini posted:

It's weird seeing Dean without a belt.

How will he keep his pants up now?

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Bitches Love Reigns

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Reigns stealing the Orton ladyscreams

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I was hoping he'd just go HOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAH and give the mic back.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Commissar Ken posted:

You saw the evolution diagram. Reigns is the cromagnon man, Ambrose is the slightly slumped over humanoid and Rollins is the fully evolved fella flying from the balcony.

All human evolution leads to a cliff that Seth Rollins jumps off of.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

I wouldn't expect a lot of wrestling tonight, they're all going right to Europe tonight or tomorrow

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

It's nowhere near the same level at all, but I get wonderful Freebirds/Von Erich vibes from this feud.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

WTF is up with the glitchy feed?

Also, Dean looks like a gremlin, capering with glee at the impending chaos.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Baby girl.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:06

Liar Lyre: Jun 3, 2011; Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

Yo, Shield are the best drat thing in wrestling right now. These guys will be main eventing Mania for the next decade

# ? May 13, 2014 01:07

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

Roman Reigns has a great voice.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:07

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

.... so slow.

I literally heard every panty in that arena drop at the same time.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:07

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

That ending kind of sucked

# ? May 13, 2014 01:07

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Okay yeah, I'm gonna need a gif of Dean Ambrose rocking back and forth behind Reigns.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:07

The Cosby Mysteries: Oct 5, 2007; Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Reigns is pretty good on the stick

# ? May 13, 2014 01:07

TEGGS: Nov 21, 2004; Spoony Bard!

I believe in you, Reigns! :swoon:

# ? May 13, 2014 01:07

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

Bard Maddox posted:

Roman Reigns is basically the coolest person alive.

I don't know about that as long as Nakamura and Devitt are still alive, but he comes close.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:07

ZDar Fan: Oct 15, 2012

Roman Reigns' promos are quite...sensual.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:07

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

"Oh poo poo they weren't even here we'll have to repeat our promo!"

# ? May 13, 2014 01:07

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

ZDar Fan posted:

Roman Reigns' promos are quite...sensual.

...so slow.

# ? May 13, 2014 01:07

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

poo poo GUYS THERE'S OUR RIDE

# ? May 13, 2014 01:08

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Dammit Hunter! Stop showing up late for work!

# ? May 13, 2014 01:08

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# ? May 16, 2024 06:32

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

That was a pretty great solo Reigns Promo, and all the girl's squeeling was cute.

also HOUNDS OF JUSTICE

# ? May 13, 2014 01:08

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