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ulvir

Ordrakon posted:

Carl Sagan described a similar idea in Cosmos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JTN7YnM72A

Sagan-kun is my waifu, I'll fite Druyan irl over it

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something9999
It's a nice night to be alive

FluffieDuckie

Azurrat posted:

uh yeah that's how anti-clubs work, you just sit around and talk about what you're against all day. see: People who hate anime somehow knowing more about it than most people, anti-biebers knowing every song he has out, etc.

i'm an anti-beiber and i don't know ANY of his songs :colbert:

PixoPoxo
Am get!
Gotta say I really like the thread tag

FluffieDuckie

SGR posted:

Gotta say I really like the thread tag

but are you joining the non-suicide club?

something9999
stayin aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

still feeling really god about the world and my place in it

tao of lmao

I have left my mark in the history books that will live forever or until society crumbles. Definitely one of the two.

Life is so great and amazing, you guys. I'mma eat some BBQ tonight in celebration.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Still loving life and posting about it ITT

ulvir


*performs CPR for the duration of song*

google THIS

ulvir posted:

*performs CPR for the duration of song*

when i took an infant cpr class i was told that the tempo of stayin' alive was actually a perfect rate for doing chest compressions

something9999

Jett posted:

when i took an infant cpr class i was told that the tempo of stayin' alive was actually a perfect rate for doing chest compressions

groovy

SIDS Vicious


hey so im finally ready to actually join this club

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Last time I took CPR classes I pushed too hard and broke the dummy and the teacher called me a big, dumb gorilla. :(

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
Im not gonna lie to you, I dont even kind of want to kill myself a tiny bit

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Got a great deal on toilet paper today. Things are coming up chairmanmeow

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Last time I took CPR classes I pushed too hard and broke the dummy and the teacher called me a big, dumb gorilla. :(

cpr routinely breaks ribs what's that teacher's problem

dogdisaster

by Lowtax
Life is still pretty d*mn great

cuntman.net

i have already killed myself

SIDS Vicious


Jett posted:

cpr routinely breaks ribs what's that teacher's problem

oh i thought that was the heimlich!

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

Sid Vicious posted:

oh i thought that was the heimlich!

heimlich should not involve the rib cage at all sid you are doing it horribly wrong

google THIS

Sid Vicious posted:

oh i thought that was the heimlich!

i don't want you around if i'm choking

SIDS Vicious


dont choke around me folks!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Arnold of Soissons posted:

heimlich should not involve the rib cage at all sid you are doing it horribly wrong

Sid killing choking victims erry day

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Jett posted:

cpr routinely breaks ribs what's that teacher's problem

well it might make more sense if we take a look at godspeed john glenn's linkedin profile photo

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Jett posted:

cpr routinely breaks ribs what's that teacher's problem

The dummies are pretty expensive,I guess :shrug:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Bo-Pepper posted:

well it might make more sense if we take a look at godspeed john glenn's linkedin profile photo



Don't be racist, Bo-pep

google THIS

body found in alleyway dead of asphyxiation with broken ribs, local furniture mover wanted for questioning

something9999
i beat battletoads before breakfast today

City of Glompton

Ordrakon posted:

i beat battletoads before breakfast today

that is a good accomplishment friend, excellent start to the day!

I too am feeling good and not-suicidal, so I am posting itt to join the club. :)

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
In this club. Bottles full of bubbly, mami I got what you need.

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FLUFFERNUTTER
:woop:im still alive:woop:

celebratin a new av

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SIDS Vicious


:hr:

hemale in pain




whats your fav thing to do while not killing yourself?

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
cartoons are p cool

coffee is a good thing to drink while continuing to live

video games are nice

i like exercising because it feels good

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

hemale in pain posted:

whats your fav thing to do while not killing yourself?

nap mostly

something9999

ZeroCount


i'm ashamed to admit it in the yob but i've always felt that life is worth living

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Island Girls

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