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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
How has that not gone in

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Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

of ffs score a goal

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,
lol comedy of errors

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Sevilla are lucky as hell.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

lol

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em
They should try shooting it at the goal and not the defender.

This high level soccer advice brought to you by me.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

El Hefe posted:

Sevilla are lucky as hell.
It helps that Benfica are utter poo poo

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

El Hefe posted:

Sevilla are lucky as hell.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Benfica are real bad at scoring goals apparently

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
This is cool and entertaining and you all lied and said it was bad.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



The curse is still on

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
remember Kanoute? he was cool, and good. I bet Sevilla could still use an athletic man like him

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
lol Benfica, someone please explain how exactly did they beat Juve, because I watched both games and I can't believe it

Elijah Snow
Dec 10, 2006

some-something man
So many empty seats.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Benfica will bottle it.

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Funky Koval posted:

lol Benfica, someone please explain how exactly did they beat Juve, because I watched both games and I can't believe it

Juve is super poo poo

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Sevilla's centre forward is a big soft shite

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I am watching the game

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
lmao, two bad teams

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I remember when Kanoute, being the alpha male he is, grabbed that beta bitch Fabregas by the neck and killed him. that's exactly the kind of man they need up front

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Funky Koval posted:

lol Benfica, someone please explain how exactly did they beat Juve, because I watched both games and I can't believe it

They're missing like 5 players for the final to be fair.

But Juve are poo poo too

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

Thank god Sevilha is also bad at scoring goals

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Elijah Snow posted:

So many empty seats.

Gotta love Juve's overconfidence (and the fact that they forgot that Conte just doesn't do knockout competitions)

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em
THAT ONE, though. Uh...

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Moreno is shocking

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
The ref is a bit poo poo isn't he?

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Derp derp I have a decision to make better keep running and do nothing oh good the ball went out, throw in!!" - This idiot ref

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

KoldPT posted:

The ref is a bit poo poo isn't he?

he's German

Electronico6
Feb 25, 2011

That's a hand

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Seriously, how has nobody scored

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
i like all the complaining by the players

orange sky
May 7, 2007

bella gutman is invading the body of the ref

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




This is a good match ruined by incompetent refereeing.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Electronico6 posted:

That's a hand

Nah

orange sky
May 7, 2007


ahahahahah

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Reyes, god drat it

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Cool 2nd half but Im doing push ups anyway gotta keep it tight crisp cut

manchego
Feb 16, 2007

MEANWHILE,
SOME ONE SCORE DAMNIT

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
bad game, bad ref and no one wants to score

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Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
I hope one team or another or maybe both put on a goalscorer so they can Score The Goals. Daring tactics from both teams to start with none on the pitch.

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