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LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Keven. Just. Keven posted:

Brock Lesnar tricked Dana White into buying him a new tractor as a signing bonus because Dana White is from new jersey and doesn't know that tractors cost half a million dollars.
Is this legit, because holy :lol:

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Bard Maddox posted:



Brock Lesnar loves Jimmy John's. You should too. Try the #5!

Unless he goes on a month-long broccoli binge I fear Brock Lesnar is in imminent danger of death.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


LividLiquid posted:

Is this legit, because holy :lol:

everything is legit


brock is the most legit

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Brock Lesnar brought legitimacy back to the WWE

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Bard Maddox posted:



Brock Lesnar loves Jimmy John's. You should too. Try the #5!

Sweet jebus that man is a giant walking brick

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012
1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.

Bard Maddox posted:



Brock Lesnar loves Jimmy John's. You should too. Try the #5!

I eat the number 11, no tomato no mayo, with Salt and Vinegar chips.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Bard Maddox posted:



Brock Lesnar loves Jimmy John's. You should too. Try the #5!

is he wearing like JNCO slacks or something

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

oatgan posted:

is he wearing like JNCO slacks or something

It's ice fishing gear

OFFICIAL BROCK LESNAR FAN CLUB

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/brocklesnarwwe/

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Those pants are mesmerizing. I can't figure out why they exist or why anyone would wear them, but I'm glad Brock did.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
For all intensive purposes Brock is the only person that could of ended the streak.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Supreme Allah posted:

For all intensive purposes Brock is the only person that could of ended the streak.

I heard Brock Lesnar broke The Undertaker's streak so hard that Undertaker had to go to intensive care!

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Brock Lesnar is so powerful that he ruined Cesaro's face turn without even being on camera!

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Oct 30, 2009

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Brock Lesnar doesn't just break streaks.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Break Necker.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Shima Honnou posted:

I heard Brock Lesnar broke The Undertaker's streak so hard that Undertaker had to go to intensive care!

Brock Lesnar is always ready to assist those in need of transportation.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


oldpainless posted:

Brock Lesnar doesn't just break streaks.

Is that Bob Holly? Motherfucker sandbags constantly, I hope he's dead right now.

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

Brock Lesnar posted:

Is that Bob Holly? Motherfucker sandbags constantly, I hope he's dead right now.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

cams posted:

Is that Bob Holly? Motherfucker sandbags constantly, I hope he's dead right now.

He is. Brock killed him that night but you never see it on lists of wrestlers who died young because when Brock decides its your time its your time

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

schweens posted:

He is. Brock killed him that night but you never see it on lists of wrestlers who died young because when Brock decides its your time its your time

He made Nancy Grace's list because he died of Brock Lesnar's steroids

Desumaytah
Apr 23, 2005

Intensity, .mpeg gritty, Intelligence
Brock Lesnar lost some MMA fights after he won some so he's not a REAL TOUGH GUY.

Desumaytah fucked around with this message at 07:13 on May 16, 2014

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

cams posted:

Is that Bob Holly? Motherfucker sandbags constantly, I hope he's dead right now.

Pretty harsh

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Desumaytah posted:

Brock Lesnar lost some MMA fights after he won some so he's not a REAL TOUGH GUY.

Even Brock Lesner fits the mold of All Fighters Are Bad

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


Does everybody know what time it is?

BROCK TIME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iXUDifwoSc

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

why can't brock take a joke?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your Friend posted:

why can't brock take a joke?

Brock Lesner can take a joke. He went to UFC, took their joke of a belt, made it legitimate and then went back to the WWE, the home of legitimacy. :c00lbert:

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

cams posted:

Is that Bob Holly? Motherfucker sandbags constantly, I hope he's dead right now.

Bob Holly was a pretty lovely guy. Stiffing rookies, taking liberties, being a dick to guys backstage.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Petit Gregory posted:

Does everybody know what time it is?

BROCK TIME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iXUDifwoSc

A pro click

The GIG
Jun 28, 2011

Yeah, I say "Shit" a shit-ton of times. What of it, shithead?
Brock Lesnar wrangled tons of money out of two different fightman owners to do basically as few things as possible while becoming rich as hell.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Brock Lesnar proved that the greatest martial art of all time is professional wrestling.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Brock Lesnar is responsible for much of the stop-start booking concerning making new stars that has been hindering WWE for the last decade.


That's how Brock Lesnar leaves his mark.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

oldpainless posted:

Brock Lesnar is responsible for much of the stop-start booking concerning making new stars that has been hindering WWE for the last decade.


That's how Brock Lesnar leaves his mark.

Actually this is how Brock Lesnar leaves his mark:

21-1

A crazy person predicted this a long time ago too. Revelation 21:1: And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.



Brock Lesnar: literally in the Bible. He is The Beast.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Shima Honnou posted:

Actually this is how Brock Lesnar leaves his mark:

21-1

A crazy person predicted this a long time ago too. Revelation 21:1: And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.



Brock Lesnar: literally in the Bible. He is The Beast.

Jesus, I suddenly don't feel safe in my home anymore

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Desumaytah posted:

Brock Lesnar lost some MMA fights after he won some so he's not a REAL TOUGH GUY.

I went and looked and Brock is like the 4 longest reigning HW champion in the UFC. Which is funnier the more you learn about it.

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Your Friend posted:

why can't brock take a joke?

knock knock
whos there
MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR
MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR who?
MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKERS STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

coconono posted:

I went and looked and Brock is like the 4 longest reigning HW champion in the UFC. Which is funnier the more you learn about it.

Brock is still tied with Cain, Sylvia and Randy for the most successful heavyweight title defenses in a row.

The record is "2". Heavyweight is not a good division.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



coconono posted:

I went and looked and Brock is like the 4 longest reigning HW champion in the UFC. Which is funnier the more you learn about it.

An illustrious title shared with such luminaries as Tim Sylvia, Randy Couture and that one guy who gave Brock his bitchin' scar.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Brock is the only man in UFC to successfully win with the Rocky Strategy. He let Shane Carwin punch him until Carwin couldn't breathe, then the bloody remains of Brock choked him to death with his own arm.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Shima Honnou posted:

Actually this is how Brock Lesnar leaves his mark:

21-1

A crazy person predicted this a long time ago too. Revelation 21:1: And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.



Brock Lesnar: literally in the Bible. He is The Beast.

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Brock Lesnar is the head of the satanic cult that told Kevin Sullivan to murder the Benoits and make it look like Chris did it.

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