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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


oldpainless posted:

Brock Lesnar hates murderers.


And he was part murderer!




And he HATED irony!

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Gavok posted:

TO BROCK LESNAR!

I once saw him F5 Angela Lansbury!

TO BROCK LESNAR!

I heard he didn't miss his SSP against Kurt at WM19, he was just angry at the ring and aimed at it instead. That ring never worked in this town again.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


oldpainless posted:

Your wives and girlfriends think of Brock Lesnar during sex.


Actually MY GIRLFRIEND told me she thinks about Cena during sex. To which I calmly replied "Pfft, with that work rate?"

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


LividLiquid posted:

that even I can't be insufferable

I have faith in you.














:laugh:

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


LividLiquid posted:

You're alright, Ken.

I try.

Onmi posted:

Oh god the look of absolute neutrality on Cena's face makes that double hilarious just like "Welp..."

"I'm going... home."

Gavok posted:

I heard he had quite the mean streak.

He was a pretty callous individual back then.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


TheJoker138 posted:

My client Edward Brock conquered Spider-Man's undefeated streak in the 80's.

Pfft. Joe Quesada's broken it a few times since then.

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Gavok posted:

Wrestlemania 31: Brock Lesnar vs. Prince Devitt in red paint. Both played to the ring by Green Jelly.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Bring back Laycool in shorts and hats and have them come to the ringside named Lana and Dana or whatever the hell those gals names were at the end of the first level.

LividLiquid posted:

No, because none of that happened after Vince made a deal with Spiderman after Aunt May died.

The match makes its way out of the arena and all the way to central park, where it promptly ends, because NOBODY EVER GOT PAST THAT PART.


Little shortpants Ken has. Granted those were some heavy swears coming from a kid but I did it.

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